Talking Urinal Cakes Deployed to Curb...

Talking Urinal Cakes Deployed to Curb Drunk Driving

There are 30 comments on the NBC Miami story from Jun 29, 2012, titled Talking Urinal Cakes Deployed to Curb Drunk Driving. In it, NBC Miami reports that:

Michigan officials are deploying 400 talking urinal cakes to 200 restaurants and watering holes across the Great Lake State as part of a stepped up anti-drunk driving campaign for the Fourth of July, the Detroit News reported.

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“Slicing Through the B.S.”

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Since: Aug 09

Wanna touch my Katana?

#1 Jun 29, 2012
Do they say things like, "Why look on the wall, the joke is in your hand?" or "That looks exactly like a P3*i$, only smaller."?

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#2 Jun 29, 2012
This is TOTALLY sexist!!!!

What about women drinkers?

“Pompous pontificator”

Level 5

Since: Jun 08

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#3 Jun 29, 2012
Can I order these in the likeness of
Jane Fonda A.K.A. Hanoi Jane?

Or, how'bout an Obamacake...it will parrot: "make no mistake, I'm doing this for your-own good...make no mistake......"
Hurt Me

Willingboro, NJ

#4 Jun 29, 2012
The urinal cakes at the gay bars say, "Say fella, how's about a little golden shower".

“To contract new debts...”

Level 6

Since: Apr 08

is not the way to pay old ones

#5 Jun 29, 2012
Bubbletoes wrote:
Or, how'bout an Obamacake...it will parrot: "make no mistake, I'm doing this for your-own good...make no mistake......"
Yhese should be placed in pay toilets. The only downside though would be people crapping in the urinals just for the chance to sh!t on Obama.
Geno

Gambier, OH

#7 Jun 29, 2012
Oh crap! I thought those were courtesy mints (I wondered why they kept them in the urinals, but only for a second). That explains all the voices coming from my stomach!!!

“Jody”

Level 7

Since: Apr 09

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#9 Jun 29, 2012
Well that takes the cake!
Level 2

Since: Nov 08

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#10 Jun 29, 2012
Being that drunk, you're liable to get into an argument with the damn thing.
Mitts Gold Plated Taliban

Souderton, PA

#11 Jun 29, 2012
If I were slightly impaired and actually thought a urinal cake were speaking to me I would be likely to require a good, stiff drink.
Mitts Gold Plated Taliban

Souderton, PA

#12 Jun 29, 2012
this1then wrote:
Being that drunk, you're liable to get into an argument with the damn thing.
And there would be no whizzing that argument....

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Indianapolis, IN

#13 Jun 29, 2012
That was a urinal cake they left out in MacArthur Park and it wasn't the rain.

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Indianapolis, IN

#14 Jun 29, 2012
I had an idea for a great gag item -- urinal cakes made with timed-release pellets filled with a fart-smell chemical.

Guy walks up and starts watering the cake then BAM everyone in the place starts gagging and yelling at the presumed farter.

“Jody”

Level 7

Since: Apr 09

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#15 Jun 29, 2012
I should think this causes a lot of cleanup for the custodian> [jumps back with spraying hose in hand, "WTF"?]

This time the W is for who.

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Indianapolis, IN

#16 Jun 29, 2012
Do they have them in a female voice saying "Go on you know you want to hit it!"

“...listen....”

Since: Jun 08

...hear that grass growin'?...

#17 Jun 29, 2012
...or in my case, it would just start laffing....

“New & Improved..”

Level 8

Since: Oct 07

Formerly From Kenya

#18 Jun 29, 2012
I have to admit...I have prayed to the porcelain God more then a time or two..if it ever spoke back...I do not remember

“it's just craic”

Level 6

Since: Jan 09

Charlevoix, MI

#19 Jun 29, 2012
and they are closing libraries earlier to cut the budget
Geno the Urinal Cake

Gambier, OH

#20 Jun 29, 2012
LOST IN MISSISSIPPI wrote:
and they are closing libraries earlier to cut the budget
I need you! I love you! Please PM me! SMOOCHES!
Dr Stinko

Hampton, VA

#21 Jun 30, 2012
"Talking urinal cakes???"
That's just pure fkn genius!

Bob: Puffing on an old HavaTampa; "So waddaya got for me?"
Jimmy: "Talking urinal deodorant bars."
Bob: Through a cloud of brown blue smoke; "I love it!"

“I just hate stupid people”

Level 5

Since: Apr 07

DEEP SOUTHERN ILLINOIS

#22 Jun 30, 2012
This idea might actually work.
I can't think of any better way to sober somebody up than having a urinal cake mumbling like Bwarney Fwrank while you have your "thing" out in a public restroom.

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