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Mexican Hillbilly, Your Friends Miss You!!!

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“Spring is here, ”

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next comes summer! Yippee!!

#1 Jun 1, 2007
MH, you can get mad if you like. I took it upon myself to start you, your own thread. I know that your friends want you back where you belong, with them. Don't disappoint your friends by staying away much longer. Whatever you decide, your friends and this thread, will be waiting for you when you do decide to come back. Good Luck, MH!!!

“Our Grand daughter”

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#2 Jun 1, 2007
Yes, by all means, we miss your handsome spelling and the way you dot your eyes...
I know it picced you off about the way the quiz went about but you did noting wrong. Sandy is a great friend and really wants you back but I miss you more!! LOL!!
Please come home...please....

Vee

“Happeeeeeee 2016!!!!!!!”

Since: Dec 06

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#3 Jun 1, 2007
The jury is still out if I miss him or not. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. After all, I could miss him a little if he got his buddy to record my singing and give everyone a copy that wants one, but maybe I will have to wait for his "LITTLE BUDDAH" to grow up before I see that happen. Hey! Maybe that is when I will meet Dennis farina, too! Okay, what the hell, come on back but dont expect me to beg you or kiss your ass.

The Big Time

“Runs Like a Deere”

Since: Jan 07

Forest Park, GA

#4 Jun 1, 2007
a reporter asked a Marine SGT one time,

How Can you shoot Women & Children...?

His Reply was,

You just don't lead them as far, Maam..!

“Our Grand daughter”

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Since: Sep 06

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#5 Jun 1, 2007
The Big Time wrote:
a reporter asked a Marine SGT one time,
How Can you shoot Women & Children...?
His Reply was,
You just don't lead them as far, Maam..!
Is that a Ft. Benning joke?? I heard this one on Victory Drive..lol!!(my family is military and there are some really good jokes out there)

The Big Time

“Runs Like a Deere”

Since: Jan 07

Forest Park, GA

#6 Jun 1, 2007
Mommy of four wrote:
<quoted text>Is that a Ft. Benning joke?? I heard this one on Victory Drive..lol!!(my family is military and there are some really good jokes out there)
It was during a 1967 Press conference,

and it stopped un-prepaired statements from being made,

“Our Grand daughter”

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#7 Jun 1, 2007
My uncle said there will be 18 month-old baby's walking up to a soldier with a live granade. It's you or them...very sad stories...

“"Eatin' Ain't Cheatin!"”

Level 1

Since: Sep 06

Thompson's Station, Tn

#8 Jun 2, 2007
Whoa guys! I didn't leave but flooded with an abundance of paperwork this weekend. Thanks for your concern Baby Girl, MO4 and Vee. I really screwed up and I apologize deeply. Thanks for showing how to cut and paste. In less than one page this has gone to killing children and exploding babies. Only on TOPIX. HITESRUNPRINCESS NEEDS TO COME BACK. We are really friends here. I try my best not to offend anyone but it happens. I only come here to enjoy my friends and myself.

The Big Time

“Runs Like a Deere”

Since: Jan 07

Forest Park, GA

#9 Jun 2, 2007
Mommy of four wrote:
My uncle said there will be 18 month-old baby's walking up to a soldier with a live granade. It's you or them...very sad stories...
i was about 9 years old and when the draft numbers were posted on TV,

my mom screamed cause my birthday came up in the first few,

Some folks are born made to wave the flag,
Ooh, theyre red, white and blue.
And when the band plays hail to the chief,
Ooh, they point the cannon at you, lord,

It aint me, it aint me, I aint no senators son, son.
It aint me, it aint me; I aint no fortunate one, no,

Yeah!
Some folks are born silver spoon in hand,
Lord, dont they help themselves, oh.
But when the taxman comes to the door,
Lord, the house looks like a rummage sale, yes,

It aint me, it aint me, I aint no millionaires son, no.
It aint me, it aint me; I aint no fortunate one, no.

Some folks inherit star spangled eyes,
Ooh, they send you down to war, lord,
And when you ask them, how much should we give?
Ooh, they only answer more! more! more! yoh,

It aint me, it aint me, I aint no military son, son.
It aint me, it aint me; I aint no fortunate one, one.

It aint me, it aint me, I aint no fortunate one, no no no,
It aint me, it aint me, I aint no fortunate son, no no no,

The Big Time

“Runs Like a Deere”

Since: Jan 07

Forest Park, GA

#10 Jun 2, 2007


Creedence has the best version

in my opinion that is

“Our Grand daughter”

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#11 Jun 2, 2007
Well, we did miss you, you're dismissed again!! hahahahaha!!!!! just kidding. Good to see you back bud..

“Our Grand daughter”

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#12 Jun 2, 2007
I honestly believe everyone on offbeat is ADD because none of us can stay focused!! I know I'm the world's worst!! How's your weekend? Mine is okay, didn't go with the family because it looks like rain and I need to rest more than play and swim..

“Our Grand daughter”

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#13 Jun 2, 2007
Sweet Cheek area looks like it might get wet...congratulations! The tropical storm is just what we needed..

“Our Grand daughter”

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#14 Jun 3, 2007
Ladies and Gentlemen, I now present oldies but funnies!!! MH!! You see this?

It was fun being a baby boomer... Until now. Some of the artists of the
60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby
boomers.

They include:

Herman's Hermits--- Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker.

Ringo Starr--- I Get By With a Little Help From Depends.

The Bee Gees--- How Can You Mend a Broken Hip.

Bobby Darin--- Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash.

Roberta Flack--- The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.

Johnny Nash--- I Can't See Clearly Now.

Paul Simon--- Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver

The Commodores--- Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.

Marvin Gaye--- Heard It Through the Grape Nuts.

Procol Harem--- A Whiter Shade of Hair.

Leo Sayer--- You Make Me Feel Like Napping.

The Temptations--- Papa's Got a Kidney Stone.

Abba--- Denture Queen.

Tony Orlando--- Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall.

Helen Reddy--- I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.

Leslie Gore--- It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To.

And Willie Nelson--- On the Commode Again





“Our Grand daughter”

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Since: Sep 06

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#15 Jun 3, 2007
The Big Time wrote:
<quoted text>
i was about 9 years old and when the draft numbers were posted on TV,
my mom screamed cause my birthday came up in the first few,
Some folks are born made to wave the flag,
Ooh, theyre red, white and blue.
And when the band plays hail to the chief,
Ooh, they point the cannon at you, lord,
It aint me, it aint me, I aint no senators son, son.
It aint me, it aint me; I aint no fortunate one, no,
Yeah!
Some folks are born silver spoon in hand,
Lord, dont they help themselves, oh.
But when the taxman comes to the door,
Lord, the house looks like a rummage sale, yes,
It aint me, it aint me, I aint no millionaires son, no.
It aint me, it aint me; I aint no fortunate one, no.
Some folks inherit star spangled eyes,
Ooh, they send you down to war, lord,
And when you ask them, how much should we give?
Ooh, they only answer more! more! more! yoh,
It aint me, it aint me, I aint no military son, son.
It aint me, it aint me; I aint no fortunate one, one.
It aint me, it aint me, I aint no fortunate one, no no no,
It aint me, it aint me, I aint no fortunate son, no no no,
Does this remind you of Forrest Gump? I love this song..

The Big Time

“Runs Like a Deere”

Since: Jan 07

Forest Park, GA

#16 Jun 3, 2007
Mommy of four wrote:
Ladies and Gentlemen, I now present oldies but funnies!!! MH!! You see this?
It was fun being a baby boomer... Until now. Some of the artists of the
60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby
boomers.
They include:
Herman's Hermits--- Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker.
Ringo Starr--- I Get By With a Little Help From Depends.
The Bee Gees--- How Can You Mend a Broken Hip.
Bobby Darin--- Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash.
Roberta Flack--- The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.
Johnny Nash--- I Can't See Clearly Now.
Paul Simon--- Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver
The Commodores--- Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.
Marvin Gaye--- Heard It Through the Grape Nuts.
Procol Harem--- A Whiter Shade of Hair.
Leo Sayer--- You Make Me Feel Like Napping.
The Temptations--- Papa's Got a Kidney Stone.
Abba--- Denture Queen.
Tony Orlando--- Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall.
Helen Reddy--- I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.
Leslie Gore--- It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To.
And Willie Nelson--- On the Commode Again
am about Three Years outside of the Official Baby Boomers,

yet I can still relate to you old folks...LOL

Vee

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Since: Dec 06

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#17 Jun 3, 2007
Mommy of four wrote:
<quoted text> Does this remind you of Forrest Gump? I love this song..
This is quite funny but I dont feel like laughing. Well maybe a teeny tiny, hee hee.

“"Eatin' Ain't Cheatin!"”

Level 1

Since: Sep 06

Thompson's Station, Tn

#18 Jun 4, 2007
Mommy of four wrote:
Ladies and Gentlemen, I now present oldies but funnies!!! MH!! You see this?
It was fun being a baby boomer... Until now. Some of the artists of the
60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby
boomers.
They include:
Herman's Hermits--- Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker.
Ringo Starr--- I Get By With a Little Help From Depends.
The Bee Gees--- How Can You Mend a Broken Hip.
Bobby Darin--- Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash.
Roberta Flack--- The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.
Johnny Nash--- I Can't See Clearly Now.
Paul Simon--- Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver
The Commodores--- Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.
Marvin Gaye--- Heard It Through the Grape Nuts.
Procol Harem--- A Whiter Shade of Hair.
Leo Sayer--- You Make Me Feel Like Napping.
The Temptations--- Papa's Got a Kidney Stone.
Abba--- Denture Queen.
Tony Orlando--- Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall.
Helen Reddy--- I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.
Leslie Gore--- It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To.
And Willie Nelson--- On the Commode Again
I saw the Rolling Stones "Steel Wheelchairs" Tour. Remember the Who? "Tommy! I can't hear you!"

“Cool huh?”

Since: Jun 06

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#19 Jun 4, 2007
Mommy of four wrote:
Ladies and Gentlemen, I now present oldies but funnies!!! MH!! You see this?
It was fun being a baby boomer... Until now. Some of the artists of the
60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby
boomers.
They include:
Herman's Hermits--- Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker.
Ringo Starr--- I Get By With a Little Help From Depends.
The Bee Gees--- How Can You Mend a Broken Hip.
Bobby Darin--- Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash.
Roberta Flack--- The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.
Johnny Nash--- I Can't See Clearly Now.
Paul Simon--- Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver
The Commodores--- Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.
Marvin Gaye--- Heard It Through the Grape Nuts.
Procol Harem--- A Whiter Shade of Hair.
Leo Sayer--- You Make Me Feel Like Napping.
The Temptations--- Papa's Got a Kidney Stone.
Abba--- Denture Queen.
Tony Orlando--- Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall.
Helen Reddy--- I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.
Leslie Gore--- It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To.
And Willie Nelson--- On the Commode Again
OMG Mommy, this is one of the funniest things I have read in a long time.

“Our Grand daughter”

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Since: Sep 06

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#20 Jun 4, 2007
I wet myself reading them the first time. I love the music back then and could get lost in thought each and every time I hear it. I remember all of them so well.
It's amazing to know I was born during the "baby boomers era"...Viet Nam, weed, ripped jeans and bare feet, flowers in the hair, I did it all except weed. Can't tolerate the smell...I miss those days!
For the younger ones on here, view Happy Days and Forrest Gump and discover the world in our era...

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