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Lyeyelah

Kansas City, MO

#1 Nov 13, 2013
It makes no sense.
victoria1 unplugged

UK

#2 Nov 13, 2013
because they are fuckingmorons with nothing better to do than play internet cop.
maureen veteran and corps

Hoffman Estates, IL

#3 Nov 13, 2013
It's the only way to combat Ferrerman!

Well, that and icons....

Since: Jan 07

Location Shown

#4 Nov 13, 2013
These rockets have been made at least since the early decades of the 20th century, and in many countries, including Japan, China, and Macao. The older type of bottle rocket was typically a black powder skyrocket with a motor about 2 inches (5 cm) long and up to 0.375 inch (9 mm) diameter, mounted on a thin bamboo splint and often having a small report charge.

“defusing bigot mind-bombs ”

Since: Nov 09

-- every day --

#5 Nov 13, 2013
victoria1 unplugged wrote:
because they are fuckingmorons with nothing better to do than play internet cop.
Internet Cop?![oh yeah, I remember that one] Or is it ...

http://www.streetlegaltv.com/news/here-come-d...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pigmeat_Markham

His boisterous, indecorous "heyeah (here) come da judge" schtick, which made a mockery of formal courtroom etiquette, became his signature routine. Markham would sit at an elevated judge's bench (often in a black graduation cap-and-gown, to look more impressive), and deal with a series of comic miscreants. He would often deliver his "judgments", as well as express frustration with the accused, by leaning over the bench and smacking the accused with an inflated bladder-balloon. He had hit comedy recordings in the 1960s on Chess Records, and saw his routine's entry line become a catchphrase on the Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In television show, as did his phrase "Look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls".

Markham has been cited as one of the progenitors of rap music.[9]

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index...
HERE COMES THE JUDGE
Shorty Long - 1968

Hear ye, hear ye
The court's in session
The court's in session, now
Here comes the judge
Here comes the judge
Here comes the judge
Here comes the judge
Here comes the judge

Stop eatin' that fudge
Cause here comes the judge
Don't nobody buzz
Cause here comes the judge
Judge Shorty is presidin' today
And he don't take no stuff from nobody
No kind of way

Hey boy, take off that hat
Where do you think you're at
I know where you gon' be
If you don't heed my plea
I'm here to tell you
Court's in session
Order in the court now
Court's in session
Can't nobody smoke now
Here comes the judge
Here comes the judge
Here comes the judge
Here comes the judge

Here come the judge,
Here comes the judge
Y'all here comes the judge
Order, order
What's the first case on the docket
Judge I got a boy here who can't dance
Can't dance? Ah
Ninety days, thirty days for boogaloo
Thirty days to learn how to shing-a-ling
And thirty more for the Afro twist
Can't dance, what is this
Court's in session everybody quiet now
Court's in session, here comes the judge
Here comes the judge

Is that the man?
No, your honor
Does he look like the man?
No, your Honor
Well, I'm sorry you got to go now
Ah ha you can't recognize the man
You got to stand guilty
Here comes the judge
Here comes the judge
Here comes the judge
Ah yes, here comes the judge
They caught him stompin' down the aisle
Yes here comes the judge
I'd rather be lost in the jungle of Brazil
Than to face the judge
This morning the way he feels
Here comes the judge
Here comes the judge boy

“Will cause trouble when bored”

Level 6

Since: Dec 12

Location hidden

#6 Nov 13, 2013
Lyeyelah wrote:
It makes no sense.
Loooove the name but your spelling is rather atrocious. Your gonna get the spelling Nazi after ya!! Lmao

Totally agree it makes no sense whatsoever!! But I covered it on the other thread!! tehehe
James Hymie Slotnick

Orlando, FL

#7 Nov 13, 2013
It serves one purpose. It makes the person who cries about doing it look stupid overmatched and flustered.

“If you're happy & you know it”

Level 7

Since: Feb 13

clap your hands!

#8 Nov 13, 2013
Darned if I know. If you find out, let me know so I can avoid doing whatever it is.

“Will cause trouble when bored”

Level 6

Since: Dec 12

Location hidden

#10 Nov 13, 2013
James Hymie Slotnick wrote:
It serves one purpose. It makes the person who cries about doing it look stupid overmatched and flustered.
Uh nooo it makes the one reporting look stupid out matched and flustered duh. Lol.

“NSA”

Level 1

Since: Jul 10

Location hidden

#11 Nov 13, 2013
^^^ she knows that feeling all to well;)

“Will cause trouble when bored”

Level 6

Since: Dec 12

Location hidden

#12 Nov 13, 2013
Stfu b_rad_ grrr lol!!! You wish u could outwit me!! Lol. Ain't happened yet my bet is it won't no time soon. Ha ;) I'll smack u around anytime ur ready boo!!

“NSA”

Level 1

Since: Jul 10

Location hidden

#13 Nov 13, 2013
That's too much smacking to do in ur outting timeframe;)

“NSA”

Level 1

Since: Jul 10

Location hidden

#14 Nov 13, 2013
Lylah wrote:
Stfu b_rad_ grrr lol!!! You wish u could outwit me!! Lol. Ain't happened yet my bet is it won't no time soon. Ha ;) I'll smack u around anytime ur ready boo!!
I haven't huh? Pfftt. Shall I bring up the religious thing, Jezebel? Tehehehe! And don't call me boo, that's only for my btches, not just any regular ole btch. ;)

“Will cause trouble when bored”

Level 6

Since: Dec 12

Location hidden

#15 Nov 13, 2013
Well boo good thang I'm not any regular ole btch then huh. ;). Tehehe

“Will cause trouble when bored”

Level 6

Since: Dec 12

Location hidden

#16 Nov 13, 2013
Boo don't make me pull up the thread where u said I was smoking hot n brilliant!! Ha.

Or the one where u talk of my perfect azz. Lmao.
who answers

Brooklyn, NY

#17 Nov 13, 2013
Dickless cripples,,, Pretend pimps,,, Wanttobe cyber celebrities,,, who thinks real females on the net gaf about there feeble opines or insults report angry when truth dawns on them.

“NSA”

Level 1

Since: Jul 10

Location hidden

#18 Nov 13, 2013
^^ that's it? See what I'm talking bout peeps? Smdh;)
James Hymie Slotnick

Orlando, FL

#19 Nov 13, 2013
Lylah wrote:
<quoted text>
Uh nooo it makes the one reporting look stupid out matched and flustered duh. Lol.
That's what I meant lol.
Expert

Hoffman Estates, IL

#20 Nov 13, 2013
Lylah wrote:
Boo don't make me pull up the thread where u said I was smoking hot n brilliant!! Ha.
Or the one where u talk of my perfect azz. Lmao.
"perfect"? No azz is perfect for almost every one has a crack and a hole in it. However, it's actually that imperfection that brings it all together. Neat, eh?

“Will cause trouble when bored”

Level 6

Since: Dec 12

Location hidden

#21 Nov 13, 2013
Lmao expert.

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