Counter the Super Power of the Previo...

Counter the Super Power of the Previous Poster

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Nehwon

#1 Apr 12, 2014
Superman is faster than a speeding bullet,more powerful than a locomotive and can leap tall buildings in a single bound.

But a bank robbing 95 year old with a walker and a bit of Kryptonite could kick his butt and then make his very slow get away.

Use your superpower to counter the previous poster's superpower.

To start the thread, I shall confess one of my many superpowers -

My shower singing voice is so super, my neighbors bang on the walls in appreciation. Nearby cats howl and fight to emulate me. Muggers robbing little old ladies return stolen handbags to free up their hands to cover their ears.

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Level 8

Since: Oct 07

Formerly From Kenya

#2 Apr 12, 2014
LOL...

We place your shower stall in the Oval room, there the voices of an entire country seem to be silenced with only a phone and a pen...

My super power...
I am able to prepare a 10 course meal with any 3 ingredients. This causes massive traffic jams just to whiff the ambrosia, I have pulled crowds from the doors of a Black Friday store opening ...including Walmarts...
:)

“Ante Omnia Armari”

Since: Nov 07

"You get back what you give"

#3 Apr 12, 2014
justaguess wrote:
LOL...
We place your shower stall in the Oval room, there the voices of an entire country seem to be silenced with only a phone and a pen...
My super power...
I am able to prepare a 10 course meal with any 3 ingredients. This causes massive traffic jams just to whiff the ambrosia, I have pulled crowds from the doors of a Black Friday store opening ...including Walmarts...
:)
How awesome Justy. As the masses leave your delightful dinners, my co-founders use our propriety secret device to gather the "wafting aromas" to help cut down on fossil fuel demand.:~o
lol

My super power~~> I am able to create an entire cockatiel from the feather fallout from my parrots. I can do this is in record time and they are quite lifelike....(minus the pooing, biting, noise.):~/

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Since: Jul 08

to make it happen!

#4 Apr 12, 2014
justaguess wrote:
LOL...
We place your shower stall in the Oval room, there the voices of an entire country seem to be silenced with only a phone and a pen...
...
:)
HAHAHAHA What a great comment!

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Since: Jul 08

to make it happen!

#5 Apr 12, 2014
Simply_Red wrote:
<quoted text>
My super power~~> I am able to create an entire cockatiel from the feather fallout from my parrots. I can do this is in record time and they are quite lifelike....(minus the pooing, biting, noise.):~/
Only an evil super power would try to stop the resurrection of Tweety Bird...you win!

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Level 7

Since: Dec 10

Nehwon

#6 Apr 13, 2014
justaguess wrote:
LOL...
We place your shower stall in the Oval room, there the voices of an entire country seem to be silenced with only a phone and a pen...
My super power...
I am able to prepare a 10 course meal with any 3 ingredients. This causes massive traffic jams just to whiff the ambrosia, I have pulled crowds from the doors of a Black Friday store opening ...including Walmarts...
:)
Hrrmm. Best I could do there is to devour the meal. Not much of a super power.

I'll have to call in some help.

He's a food super critic. Only likes what his mom has cooked for him all his 40 years.

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