Sex with dolphins, ghosts, mannequins and a drinks trolley: 9 baffling tales of weird lovemaking

Jun 13, 2014 Full story: Mirror.co.uk 14

From animals to inanimate objects, people have been caught getting it on with a mind-blowing range of unusual companions.

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#1 Jun 13, 2014
The only unusual companions Ive had sex with are my ex boyfriends.
dad of 3

Portland, OR

#4 Jun 15, 2014
The one about ghosts reminds me of "entity rape" which is reportedly a real thing, basically people haunted not by a dead person but by a demonic force. There was a movie about it back in the 80s were a woman was repeatedly raped by this entity, she moved and it followed her – one of those 'based on a true story' movies.

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#5 Jun 15, 2014
dad of 3 wrote:
The one about ghosts reminds me of "entity rape" which is reportedly a real thing, basically people haunted not by a dead person but by a demonic force. There was a movie about it back in the 80s were a woman was repeatedly raped by this entity, she moved and it followed her – one of those 'based on a true story' movies.
"The male counterpart of the succubus is the incubus, from the Latin incubo for "nightmare." An incubus was supposedly a male demon who would lie with sleeping human women in order to have sexual intercourse with them. Incubi were thought to be able to father children, and the half-human offspring of an incubus was called a “cambion.” Merlin, the legendary wizard from the King Arthur legends, was supposedly sired by an incubus, from whom he received his supernatural powers and abilities. Both succubi and incubi were the products of medieval superstitions and were most likely efforts to explain the natural phenomena that occur during sleep—nightmares, sexual dreams, sleep paralysis and night terrors. They are also thought to have been efforts to explain away nighttime rapes and other assaults on women by friends, relatives and even the clergy. It would have been easier to attribute such attacks to the supernatural than to admit they came from some person in a position of trust."

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Parden Pard

Whitehall, PA

#6 Jun 15, 2014
When ya screw a Drinks Trolley,,? do have hafta get between the tracks,,?? and the wheels,,? or both,,,,,

“Fishin" in the Moonlight”

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#9 Jun 25, 2014
Good to read that the old yellow O/B sofa made the list.

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#10 Jun 25, 2014
Wow, dolphin sex and they did it on porpoise.

“Hippie Single DAD, vet, Honest”

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#11 Jun 25, 2014
Hmmm?
I always wanted to ask them what that slapping the steers on the butt & the placement of that brand was about. Rick

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#12 Jun 25, 2014
Hmmm?
I always wanted to ask them what that slapping the steers on the butt & the placement of that brand was about. Rick

Hmmm?
http://ww1.hdnux.com/photos/27/06/22/6055092/...
Instigator

Bridgeport, NY

#13 Jun 26, 2014
The guy that has sex with cars could be a relative of Naughty Robot. It must be a machinery thing.

I'm just glad they didn't mention anything about sex with dolphin mannequins being weird. They're really difficult to find though...

Since: Nov 13

Queensland, Australia

#14 Jun 26, 2014
Many years ago when I was a teenager I did it with a lump of bread dough.

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#15 Jun 26, 2014
Mannequins just lay there and not much for conversation either.

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#17 Jun 26, 2014
This does make a person wonder why some Men are so obsessed with INFLATION? Rick

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#18 Jul 12, 2014
SLY WEST wrote:
Wow, dolphin sex and they did it on porpoise.
Not Hank Hill
http://youtu.be/VaH3E3ZN8zs

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Chicago, IL

#19 Jul 12, 2014
I have rubbed myself up against the open fridge door when I have felt incredibly desperate, but Mr. Frigidaire is not really a very good, lover, never whispers anything sexy in my ear, hahaha.

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