Sidetracks - Dutchman offers 'cure' for nail biting

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Do you find your fingers drifting into your mouth when you're nervous, anxious or just bored? Are your nails chewed to splinters or your cuticles gnawed to bleeding pulp? Nail biting is more than a bad habit.
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“I am not someone else.”

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Howell, MI

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Sep 8, 2007
 

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Or people could do what I did and just knock it the he11 off.

$670???
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Sep 8, 2007
 
His treatment relies on a tooth guard molded to fit either the upper or lower teeth. Barely visible, the "preventer" makes it impossible to bite, but can be removed for eating.

Previous treatments included attaching pruning shears to the fingers, duct taping both index fingers into the ears, and using chinese finger traps in conjuction with the toes.

“I am not someone else.”

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Sep 8, 2007
 
mister sample wrote:
Previous treatments included attaching pruning shears to the fingers, duct taping both index fingers into the ears, and using chinese finger traps in conjuction with the toes.
Hahahaha! I love it!
bored in poo

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Sep 8, 2007
 
thanks!
it seems the leech haiku wasn't well received though...
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I'M A NAIL-BITER
AND PROUD OF IT.
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Sep 8, 2007
 
if a person wants to bite his nails, all the stuff in the world, whether it be a tooth guard or whatever wont stop them.
if this is the worse thing thats happening in that persons life then id say their doing ok.

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Dec 4, 2007
 
cool

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I dunno. First it's nail biting, then it's getting rid of every nasty, stinking, vile habit that people have which would put a stop to all that annoying nagging between man and women, and they might stay together longer. What a concept but B O R I N G. Better he bites his nails, then mine.

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Sep 23, 2013
 

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Matteo wrote:
I have ordered 2 times from this website PILLSMEDSHOP. COM . I called yesterday the customer care and asked for a discount as i was about to order twice the regular amount.
Thank you for letting us know information that we don't give a chit about. Nice going Matteo, I hope you bite all your F'ing nails off.

Have a great day!!!

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Sep 23, 2013
 

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Wipe with your hand. That should curb the urge to munch on them.

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Sep 24, 2013
 
Prolol Tart wrote:
Wipe with your hand. That should curb the urge to munch on them.
Excellent suggestion......and use only 1-ply toilette paper!!!!!

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