Sidetracks - Dutchman offers 'cure' for nail biting

Full story: KUSA Denver

Do you find your fingers drifting into your mouth when you're nervous, anxious or just bored? Are your nails chewed to splinters or your cuticles gnawed to bleeding pulp? Nail biting is more than a bad habit.
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1 - 11 of 11 Comments Last updated Sep 24, 2013

“I am not someone else.”

Since: Aug 07

Howell, MI

#1 Sep 8, 2007
Or people could do what I did and just knock it the he11 off.

$670???
mister sample

North Bend, OR

#2 Sep 8, 2007
His treatment relies on a tooth guard molded to fit either the upper or lower teeth. Barely visible, the "preventer" makes it impossible to bite, but can be removed for eating.

Previous treatments included attaching pruning shears to the fingers, duct taping both index fingers into the ears, and using chinese finger traps in conjuction with the toes.

“I am not someone else.”

Since: Aug 07

Howell, MI

#3 Sep 8, 2007
mister sample wrote:
Previous treatments included attaching pruning shears to the fingers, duct taping both index fingers into the ears, and using chinese finger traps in conjuction with the toes.
Hahahaha! I love it!
bored in poo

North Bend, OR

#4 Sep 8, 2007
thanks!
it seems the leech haiku wasn't well received though...
SKIPPER

United States

#5 Sep 8, 2007
I'M A NAIL-BITER
AND PROUD OF IT.
really serious

Sewell, NJ

#6 Sep 8, 2007
if a person wants to bite his nails, all the stuff in the world, whether it be a tooth guard or whatever wont stop them.
if this is the worse thing thats happening in that persons life then id say their doing ok.

“Known is a drop unknown is a o”

Since: Dec 07

chennai

#7 Dec 4, 2007
cool

Vee

“Man Of Every Hour”

Since: Dec 06

Location hidden

#8 Aug 2, 2010
I dunno. First it's nail biting, then it's getting rid of every nasty, stinking, vile habit that people have which would put a stop to all that annoying nagging between man and women, and they might stay together longer. What a concept but B O R I N G. Better he bites his nails, then mine.

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#10 Sep 23, 2013
Matteo wrote:
I have ordered 2 times from this website PILLSMEDSHOP. COM . I called yesterday the customer care and asked for a discount as i was about to order twice the regular amount.
Thank you for letting us know information that we don't give a chit about. Nice going Matteo, I hope you bite all your F'ing nails off.

Have a great day!!!

Level 6

Since: Sep 12

Location hidden

#11 Sep 23, 2013
Wipe with your hand. That should curb the urge to munch on them.

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#12 Sep 24, 2013
Prolol Tart wrote:
Wipe with your hand. That should curb the urge to munch on them.
Excellent suggestion......and use only 1-ply toilette paper!!!!!

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