I caught my 49 year old son masterbating
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“My latest victim”

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#23 Oct 4, 2010
Big SLACK and fries wrote:
<quoted text>I definitely need to get a cell phone
Why? I thought you were meating me half way for a spelling lesson.
renesmee

Wellfleet, MA

#25 Mar 6, 2011
Is this real

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#26 Mar 6, 2011
renesmee wrote:
Is this real
Of course it is! If you read it on topix, then it MUST be true!

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But so are you.

#27 Mar 6, 2011
Ms B Calloway wrote:
I caught my 49 year old son masturbating. How should I handle this?
i am a mother of a boy I will call Norm, and i saw him masturbating under the steps ging downstairs,and i blew up, what should i do?I know this is offbeat forum but as a mother I feel its my fault.He is not allowed to date.Girls take advantage of him since he will inherit mywealth.A mother is always right but i feel bad.Norman is a good child.At 89 I cant take many more jolts.
ROTFLMAO!

Tell him to lock the door?

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Buffalo

#28 Mar 6, 2011
Lol Norman? Does he own a small motel in the middle of nowhere and collect stuffed birds?

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#29 Mar 6, 2011
wow

Burnsville, MN

#30 May 1, 2011
im 13 ive been doing it sence i was 8 lady your the sickest woman ive ever herd of hes 49 he should have kids and a wife but you dont alow him to date hes 49 your the most awful lady i have ever herd of again 8-----------------------D
Krypteia

Brighton, UK

#31 May 2, 2011
My wife caught our young son once playing with himself and asked me to have a word with him..
So i ran upstairs and into his room and said"too much of that and your go blind"he said i'm over here dad!

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#32 May 2, 2011
Krypteia wrote:
My wife caught our young son once playing with himself and asked me to have a word with him..
So i ran upstairs and into his room and said"too much of that and your go blind"he said i'm over here dad!
lmao..........thank u!
The Geno

Tomball, TX

#33 May 2, 2011
So what, she only caught me once, now I barricade the basement door!
Michael

Baltimore, MD

#34 May 2, 2011
That's the only way i have sex, my wifey passes out too early every night and she's too ugly to have sex with during the day
Longshanks

Newcastle Under Lyme, UK

#35 May 24, 2011
Laci Rae wrote:
He must be punished! Lock him in his room for several hours a day with high quality lubricant & a fleshlight! That'll teach him!
Would you be kind enough to demonstrate with me, exactly what you mean?

“Running Out Front”

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Gods Country

#36 May 24, 2011
They post all kinds of trash.

“Natural selection created apes”

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Religion made them human

#37 May 24, 2011
Ms B Calloway wrote:
I caught my 49 year old son masturbating. How should I handle this?
i am a mother of a boy I will call Norm, and i saw him masturbating under the steps ging downstairs,and i blew up, what should i do?I know this is offbeat forum but as a mother I feel its my fault.He is not allowed to date.Girls take advantage of him since he will inherit mywealth.A mother is always right but i feel bad.Norman is a good child.At 89 I cant take many more jolts.
Daium lady... You owe him one..

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#38 May 24, 2011
Longshanks wrote:
<quoted text>
Would you be kind enough to demonstrate with me, exactly what you mean?
heck I dont have a fleshlight!!!

“Forehead wrinkle”

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#39 Sep 9, 2013
Laci Rae wrote:
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heck I dont have a fleshlight!!!
I can lend you one.

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