Did Jesus EVER sing a song?

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“near Halloween.”

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Since: Dec 06

#1 Apr 6, 2014
You know,
I was listening to some long drawn out sermon in a Church recently
and my mind began to stray, I suddenly thought,

In all I've ever heard about Jesus, His uniqueness,the wonders of His works
..His Godly powers etc,
I never ONCE heard anyone comment that he could sing..
or indeed that he ever sang ...
Did I miss something.

I'm tempted to make a pun by saying

'Nothing has ever been recorded that Jesus could sing:)

“New & Improved..”

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Formerly From Kenya

#3 Apr 6, 2014
It's been documented that he did provide backup vocals for the Peter, Paul & Mary hit 'If I had a Hammer'..fitting, being a carpenter & such..

wasn't really his song voice he is known for though...just sayin'

“near Halloween.”

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#4 Apr 7, 2014
justaguess wrote:
It's been documented that he did provide backup vocals for the Peter, Paul & Mary hit 'If I had a Hammer'..fitting, being a carpenter & such..
wasn't really his song voice he is known for though...just sayin'
Really?

Lol

Well, it's said we learn something new every day:)

Last line... True.

It's often said HE is THE WORD!

So.. Maybe. HE is a poet.

But what I'd really like to know is....

WHEN I stub my toe I might say

"O! J*EZUS, That hurt!

Does HE say

" O! ME, that hurt" :)

“....VETS”

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WELCOME HOME

#5 Apr 7, 2014
Grace Nerissa wrote:
<quoted text>
Really?
Lol
Well, it's said we learn something new every day:)
Last line... True.
It's often said HE is THE WORD!
So.. Maybe. HE is a poet.
But what I'd really like to know is....
WHEN I stub my toe I might say
"O! J*EZUS, That hurt!
Does HE say
" O! ME, that hurt" :)
YES he did and had a heavenly .....

his last song was " PUT THAT HAMMER DOWN "
It was awful

Auburn, WA

#6 Apr 7, 2014
What do you think it was that got him nailed to that cross.

“*=* Always Thinking *=*”

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Greensburg, IN

#7 Apr 7, 2014
John, chapter 3: 3 - 21
It rhymed before it was transferred into English
It still has very much rhyme or reason.

“near Halloween.”

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#8 Apr 7, 2014
It was awful wrote:
What do you think it was that got him nailed to that cross.
He probably would have loved
The song>

"ALWAYS LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE OF LIFE"

from MONTY PYTHON:)'Life of Brian'
Kanye East

Medford, NY

#9 Apr 7, 2014
I don't think he actually sang, I believe he rapped.

“*=* Always Thinking *=*”

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#10 Apr 7, 2014
Patch on the way to hell
1st he's gota go to jail
once he does his time
devil says he'll be all mine
Ozzie

Concord, CA

#11 Apr 7, 2014
Jesus was song.
The song of life.

in my humble opinion.

talk amongst yourselves
free tibet.

Oz

“near Halloween.”

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#12 Apr 8, 2014
Ozzie wrote:
Jesus was song.
The song of life.
in my humble opinion.
talk amongst yourselves
free tibet.
Oz
Nice poetic way of putting it Ozzie-

Warm thoughts:
Texas2step

San Antonio, TX

#14 Apr 8, 2014
I'm sure he did saying, and probably even danced at his own wedding remember, there's 34 years of his life unaccounted for in Scripture. And since He was here to become God, made man, and wanted to experience everything it's like to be human, you know he had to have a girlfriend and get dumped, have a marriage and maybe lose his wife, have kids all the other normal human things. Got it's not sacrilegious to say this, don't know where the idea came from that marriage and sex is somehow dirty and unholy after all God made it for us! I mean Adam and Eve walked around naked having sex freely, God looked down at them watching and said 'it is good' I'm just saying.
Jesus

Medford, NY

#15 Apr 8, 2014
Sing!! Sing a song!!! Sing out loud!!!! Sing out strong!!!!!

lalalala lallalalaaaa!!!!!!

8-)
allrighthereitis

San Jose, CA

#16 Apr 8, 2014
There are several mentions of Jesus sing hymns in the Bible. However since he is dead, this is all I found on u tube.

Jesus sings `I will survive`

Depeche Mode

Medford, NY

#17 Apr 8, 2014
I have my own personal Jesus that sings to me.

“New & Improved..”

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#18 Apr 8, 2014
the resolution of all the fruitless searches
I see the doorway to a thousand churches
in your eyes

karaoke from the cross..

Since: Nov 13

Arlington, MA

#19 Apr 8, 2014
Keep in mind, Jesus was once a child. And children will sing any old thing that comes into their head. So I would say it would be quite surprising if Jesus had never sung.

The Gospels really aren't very concerned with telling us about Jesus as a human being. That doesn't mean he didn't do all the things that human beings do. Whether you believe in his divinity or not, one thing is certain: There was much more to Jesus than could ever be captured in the New Testament, none of which was written during his lifetime.

“....VETS”

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#20 Apr 9, 2014
kinda of a stupid thread , Jesus had to obey the sabbath and they do sing and praise the Lord , why don't you

ASK why don't people dispose of disposable diapers

“New & Improved..”

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#21 Apr 9, 2014
tallyho wrote:
kinda of a stupid thread , Jesus had to obey the sabbath and they do sing and praise the Lord , why don't you
ASK why don't people dispose of disposable diapers
credibility for same shyt different day.?

“....VETS”

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#22 Apr 9, 2014
well cover my butt and sing me a song .........hey jag

shades of spring in between storms

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