Funny quotes

“Southern Pride”

Level 7

Since: Feb 11

American right to fly it

#1 May 9, 2012
Men are like snow storms.
You don't know when they are coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long they'll last.

har har har .... good night.

“RIP Robin Gibb”

Level 5

Since: May 09

12/22/49 - 5/20/12

#2 May 9, 2012
Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
- Douglas Adams

I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.
- Bertrand Russell

Cherish Your Loved Ones.

Level 2

Since: Mar 12

Jamestown, ny

#3 May 10, 2012
We have to pass the bill so that you can find out what's in it.

- Nancy Pelosi on Obamacare

“Southern Pride”

Level 7

Since: Feb 11

American right to fly it

#4 May 10, 2012
When I shut my mouth and turn to walk away, it doesn't mean you've won.
It simply means your stupid ars isn't worth any more of my time.

“"My Book of Many Shadows.".”

Since: Apr 15

Location hidden

#6 Apr 20, 2015
If a man says you’re ugly.......... he’s being mean.

If a woman says you’re ugly.......... she’s envious.

and

If a little kid says you’re ugly,......... you’re ugly !!.
Wasp

United States

#7 Apr 20, 2015
"Funny, funny how? Like a clown, I amuse you?"

-Joe Pesci in Goodfellas
Jacklin

Bethlehem, PA

#8 Apr 20, 2015
Wasp wrote:
"Funny, funny how? Like a clown, I amuse you?"
-Joe Pesci in Goodfellas
I just watched that last night.Great movie.
Jacklin

Bethlehem, PA

#9 Apr 20, 2015
"You can't handle the truth" - Jack Nickolson - A Few Good Men

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