Captain Karls Cod Boat

Captain Karls Cod Boat

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Captain Karl

Jacksonville, FL

#1 Dec 6, 2008
welcome aboard Mateys.......aye,,,,what afine day at sea , sir....lets talk COD

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#2 Dec 6, 2008
Captain Karl wrote:
welcome aboard Mateys.......aye,,,,what afine day at sea , sir....lets talk COD
fried, baked,or broiled?
;0)

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"bringin the heat"

#3 Dec 6, 2008
Captain Karl wrote:
welcome aboard Mateys.......aye,,,,what afine day at sea , sir....lets talk COD
Cod...Food of the neptunical gods...a tasty, tempting , aphrodisiacally enhancing morsel of the deep...yes Captain Karl...I , for one am all aboard !!!!!!
Captain Karl

Jacksonville, FL

#4 Dec 6, 2008
GeorgiaQueen wrote:
<quoted text>
fried, baked,or broiled?
;0)
ah...our first salty Lassie...step abaord my fair mermaidic damsel of the denizons of the deep...(did you bring your BOOTS???)

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#5 Dec 6, 2008
I don't want any %$^&*%! cod. Oops, sorry, I thought this was the foul mouth thread. Never mind.:o)

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#6 Dec 6, 2008
Is this where I apply to be the frenchymaid codcabin girl?

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#7 Dec 6, 2008
Hey Hey Tiger Lilly wrote:
I don't want any %$^&*%! cod. Oops, sorry, I thought this was the foul mouth thread. Never mind.:o)
LOL....same thing...haha
Captain Karl

Jacksonville, FL

#8 Dec 6, 2008
Hey Hey Tiger Lilly wrote:
I don't want any %$^&*%! cod. Oops, sorry, I thought this was the foul mouth thread. Never mind.:o)
now now...a good hearty Cod pancake here will cahnge your souls mind forever,,,,,,,sniff of the seaoderferous delights of fresh minced COD pancakes and be forever attuned ....$5$##$#@**&^%$%$%#@@
gloria

Houston, TX

#9 Dec 6, 2008
JG OP wrote:
<quoted text> Cod...Food of the neptunical gods...a tasty, tempting , aphrodisiacally enhancing morsel of the deep...yes Captain Karl...I , for one am all aboard !!!!!!
Well, my questions have been answered! I can see you are bantering amicably with Cap'n Karl.

I just had a feeling he was a good old Salt, always had nothing but good exchanges with the Man.

I'm glad!

And, I'll come aboard too, with Cap'n Karl's permission, of course!

Permission to board,Cap'n?
gloria

Houston, TX

#10 Dec 6, 2008
Hey Hey Tiger Lilly wrote:
I don't want any %$^&*%! cod. Oops, sorry, I thought this was the foul mouth thread. Never mind.:o)
LOL!
Captain Karl

Jacksonville, FL

#11 Dec 6, 2008
GeorgiaQueen wrote:
Is this where I apply to be the frenchymaid codcabin girl?
avast ye young lassie.......permission to board denied !!!!!! You must first salute the CAPTAIn........now,,,,,the position???? Lets have alook at your tongue Lassie.....Hmmmnnnn is this tonge of yours SALTY like the previous Lass?????
gloria

Houston, TX

#12 Dec 6, 2008
Captain Karl wrote:
<quoted text>avast ye young lassie.......permission to board denied !!!!!! You must first salute the CAPTAIn........now,,,,,the position???? Lets have alook at your tongue Lassie.....Hmmmnnnn is this tonge of yours SALTY like the previous Lass?????
Are you speaking of Tessie, Sir?

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South Bend, IN

#13 Dec 6, 2008
Beer battered, deep fried, a bottle of vinegar, and with a generous side of wedge-cut chips. And a bottle of Rum. Yo ho ho.

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Formerly From Kenya

#14 Dec 6, 2008
Wow..Feels good to get out of the Gorden factory and smell the sweet scent of the real sea...Capt K..I want to sign on, can ya use a man who can tie a sheepshank in his sleep, can do a triple lundy off the plank, knows how to keel and peel a hull, drinks rum like a fish with the leg up..I can even make change for a piece of eight...huh...ohh, the leg, well it's a whale of a tale but it's all true, I swear by my tattoo....please, sign me on, you can call me 'Email'..
Captain Karl

Jacksonville, FL

#15 Dec 6, 2008
gloria wrote:
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Well, my questions have been answered! I can see you are bantering amicably with Cap'n Karl.
I just had a feeling he was a good old Salt, always had nothing but good exchanges with the Man.
I'm glad!
And, I'll come aboard too, with Cap'n Karl's permission, of course!
Permission to board,Cap'n?
ah yes ...the maiden of the vast Pacific.....Permission is Granted...place your seabag in my er...Cabin...we have quite a few rookie sailorettes and some foul mouthed cabin girl applicants,,,,,you shall board as a cross oceanic guest until which time we decide to test your mettle during our annual "Codfestivus"

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Since: Jan 07

South Bend, IN

#16 Dec 6, 2008
justaguess wrote:
Wow..Feels good to get out of the Gorden factory and smell the sweet scent of the real sea...Capt K..I want to sign on, can ya use a man who can tie a sheepshank in his sleep, can do a triple lundy off the plank, knows how to keel and peel a hull, drinks rum like a fish with the leg up..I can even make change for a piece of eight...huh...ohh, the leg, well it's a whale of a tale but it's all true, I swear by my tattoo....please, sign me on, you can call me 'Email'..
If you soak a piece of particle board in oil for 24 hours, it's indistinguishable from a Gorton's 'fish' pattie.
Captain Karl

Jacksonville, FL

#17 Dec 6, 2008
justaguess wrote:
Wow..Feels good to get out of the Gorden factory and smell the sweet scent of the real sea...Capt K..I want to sign on, can ya use a man who can tie a sheepshank in his sleep, can do a triple lundy off the plank, knows how to keel and peel a hull, drinks rum like a fish with the leg up..I can even make change for a piece of eight...huh...ohh, the leg, well it's a whale of a tale but it's all true, I swear by my tattoo....please, sign me on, you can call me 'Email'..
ah yes,,,the new firstmate.....see to it that he recieves a fine berth cabingirl...and Tessie!!!!Make this man a codvodka ,,,,and show him your wheelhouse at once ....we set sail soon...Welcome abaord Jag...carry on......(I do)
Captain Karl

Jacksonville, FL

#18 Dec 6, 2008
gloria wrote:
<quoted text>
Are you speaking of Tessie, Sir?
yes dear cross oceanic deckhand...and you stand over there as these miserable sailors swab the deck...your dutyies are to merely "observe" and report infractions to the Jr.officers ....is that understood?????? ell.....have a codvodka...and raise thst mizzenmast......

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#19 Dec 6, 2008
Captain Karl wrote:
<quoted text>avast ye young lassie.......permission to board denied !!!!!! You must first salute the CAPTAIn........now,,,,,the position???? Lets have alook at your tongue Lassie.....Hmmmnnnn is this tonge of yours SALTY like the previous Lass?????
Yes, it can be quite SALTY at times, and
I can work any position Captain. Permission to board now?
gloria

Houston, TX

#20 Dec 6, 2008
Captain Karl wrote:
<quoted text>ah yes ...the maiden of the vast Pacific.....Permission is Granted...place your seabag in my er...Cabin...we have quite a few rookie sailorettes and some foul mouthed cabin girl applicants,,,,,you shall board as a cross oceanic guest until which time we decide to test your mettle during our annual "Codfestivus"
Gee Thanks! Aye Aye, Cap'n!

I don't claim to have a foul mouth, but I do wield a mean fillet knife!

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