created by: Costello | May 6, 2013

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I wish Harley Honey...

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  • Would leave for good.
  • Would hurry back so I can laff at her.
  • Would fall off a Harley and forget to tuck an roll
  • Would be dunked in manure to improve the smell.
  • Would be eaten by a very hungry blind bear
  • Would hook up a trailer and go to Siberia.
  • Would trap herself in her own lies. Oh wait...
  • Would stop imitating humans.
  • Would be mistaken for beef jerky by eskimos
  • Would go to church and burst into flames.

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#224 May 11, 2013
Q: Why did they decide to call it the "Harley Owners Group?"

A: Because the term "Special Ed" was already taken.

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Q: How do you get a Harley owner out of the bath tub?

A: Throw in a bar of soap and get out of the way.

“I call it as I see it.”

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#225 May 11, 2013
Jokes On You wrote:
Why are Harleys some of the safest bikes on the road?
You can't go fast enough to hurt yourself on one.
You are as ignorant about Harley's as you are about everything else. Read this cut and paste about a Harley XR-750:

Riders on XR-750s have won 29 of the 37 AMA Grand National Championships from 1972 to 2008 inclusive.[2] Besides having more wins than any other bike in AMA racing, it has been called the "most successful race bike of all time",[2] and has a claim to have more wins than any other racing motorcycle in history.[5]

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#226 May 11, 2013
Rosa wrote:
<quoted text>Holy sh#t , you see Slack in every post...don't think you are Slack's type though...he is a real man...not the type who fathers kids with three women he can't maintain a relationship with and doesn't pay child support...
He hasn't "slacked" off yet with his delusions about who you are (LOL). Just call him a LO(L)ser.
Harleys Supervisor

United States

#231 May 11, 2013
harley-hunni wrote:
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110 years old this year,,, can't say that about that other junk out there trying to compete with a real bike like the Harley. My BF used to ride some of that other crap, had a Busa,, and decided to get a Harley, and wonders now why he did not years ago.
The jokes do not bother me, as it comes from jealousy, and also wannabe's.
Have a great day. I am off to work soon.
Make sure you scrub up under the rim good. We've been getting a lot of complaints about the bathrooms from the truckers. Check the paper towel dispensers twice as well. And no more pilfering from the candy aisle or you're fired!
Harleys Supervisor

United States

#234 May 11, 2013
harley-hunni wrote:
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This coming from a low life that hides behind a generic ip address, with many names. What is the matter afraid to present who you really are? I think so... your a coward.
Seems you know what this type of job entails, could be you are the one who works in a truck stop. I never have. You in your childish jealous little petty mind have no idea where or what I do for a living.
You're late, and YOU'RE FIRED!!!!! Hell, we can get Mel Gibson to scrub commodes for half of what we're paying YOU, which isn't much. And stop stealing from the feminine hygiene aisle, or else we'll prosecute!!! As a matter of fact, just KEEP OUT! We'll put your things (scrub brush, stock photo of a Harley-Davidson, small tin of Bag Balm, etc.) in a box by the entrance.

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#236 May 11, 2013
harley-hunni wrote:
Stock Photo... that is funny. You wish. Just kills you doesn't it??? lmclao!
Hey,,your jealousy is showing..again,thanks.
That idiot who posted one post ahead of you is really losing it. His delusional thinking knows no end.

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#238 May 11, 2013
Thorn_in_flesh wrote:
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And YOU are an idiot who didn't lose it, because you never had it in the first place.
If you're as boring and obnoxiously repetitive in the real world, it's no wonder no one will have anything to do with you. So, you're stuck with your cats and being an insidious troll in Offbeat.
What a life!
You sound like a paper tiger.

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#239 May 11, 2013
Thorn_in_flesh wrote:
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And YOU are an idiot who didn't lose it, because you never had it in the first place.
If you're as boring and obnoxiously repetitive in the real world, it's no wonder no one will have anything to do with you. So, you're stuck with your cats and being an insidious troll in Offbeat.
What a life!
And try this one out for size dedicated specially to you.

“Don't Tread on Me!”

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#240 May 11, 2013
harley-hunni wrote:
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How are you doing?
Hi yes we celebrate Mother's Day. As a matter of fact is my Son's birthday as well.
So it is even more special.
You have a great one with your mom, and children. Enjoy the day, and best wishes.
Oh girl! Got my arse kicked today, getting ready for a long soak.
Sounds like you're gonna have a good one, then. Hubby's BD is Monday and my son's is Wednesday, I'm just glad neither one of them fell on Mother's Day this year---they've been stealing my thunder, lol. I'm especially grateful this year, could've lost my own mom a few times in the last couple of months. But she's doing alright now, with the miracle that modern medicine is today.
Hang tough, you've risen above so much of the crap being slung here. I wish everyone would get tired of it, too.
Have a good night!

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#241 May 11, 2013
Where is the discusting Icon ? I'd give it to everyone on this page but three ppl.

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#242 May 11, 2013
Laura Beth wrote:
Where is the discusting Icon ? I'd give it to everyone on this page but three ppl.
Did you ever consider that al, but three people might want to give that same icon to you? And the word is disgusting. It appears you are conflating it with the word discuss.

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#243 May 11, 2013
I meant ...all but three...
Mello

Los Angeles, CA

#247 May 11, 2013
Laura Beth wrote:
Where is the discusting Icon ? I'd give it to everyone on this page but three ppl.
Your rack looks so nice and tasty in the Florida sunlight. Yes sir!!
Gene

Los Angeles, CA

#248 May 11, 2013
Thorn_in_flesh wrote:
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And YOU are an idiot who didn't lose it, because you never had it in the first place.
If you're as boring and obnoxiously repetitive in the real world, it's no wonder no one will have anything to do with you. So, you're stuck with your cats and being an insidious troll in Offbeat.
What a life!
You are such a tool. No wonder everyone hates you, Thorn-Hole

“I call it as I see it.”

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Since: Jul 09

Retirement City

#250 May 11, 2013
Eu Aso wrote:
Hello! Here I am! Back from my "Place". I think there's a guy here that thinks someone likes him. He must have a Harley and a retirement account.
I stand on my own. She's not worth the bullet to shoot her with. So I reserve my respect for the ones who are more mature and intelligent. I follow no one. I stand alone. If I want to tell it like it is, just like she will, I will. She's never been concerned about feelings or truth for that matter. So if you don't like it, don't read it. Isn't that right, HH? That's always been your battle cry.
In spite of your past assurances to the contrary, it is obvious you are here to stir up trouble. Perhaps you should clean up your own back yard before criticizing the3. condition of another's.

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#252 May 11, 2013
65007noogard wrote:
^^^^Pot, meet unwashed mangina.
Yours, of course and I have absolutely no interest in sampling your unwashed wares.

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#256 May 12, 2013
harley-hunni wrote:
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Nor is it a newbie here. It may have only 105 posts to it's name, but by it's posts, proves it has been around.
I wouldn't be surprised.

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#258 May 12, 2013
Eu Aso wrote:
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And perhaps you should take that huge honker out of my business.
If you didn't come here under the guise of being harmless while actually being up to no good, we wouldn't have to respond. You try and act like a newbie, but obviously, you have been around on Topix for some time and came here because you had an ax to grind with HH.

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#260 May 12, 2013
flbadcatowner wrote:
<quoted text>This is also not the thread, "Come On, Tell Me a Joke"
So, you come to this thread and denounce it, then when someone starts making jokes, you tell them this isn't the thread for it? Who died and made you thread monitor? Who are you to tell people what, when and how they can post? Maybe you should create your own thread and call it, "Mr. Nosey", or "Bossycatman"!

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#261 May 12, 2013
DondoDork wrote:
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So, you come to this thread and denounce it, then when someone starts making jokes, you tell them this isn't the thread for it? Who died and made you thread monitor? Who are you to tell people what, when and how they can post? Maybe you should create your own thread and call it, "Mr. Nosey", or "Bossycatman"!
Who are you to senounce other posters tactics that are no different from those you employ? Anyway, I wasn't trying to tell her she had no right to post. All I was saying that the comments would be more appropriate on a different thread where they wouldn't be so off-topic and viewed as a slam against Harley Hunni which you and LB denied they were in spite of the obvious intent.

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