I wish Harley Honey...

Created by Costello on May 6, 2013

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Would leave for good.

Would hurry back so I can laff at her.

Would fall off a Harley and forget to tuck an roll

Would be dunked in manure to improve the smell.

Would be eaten by a very hungry blind bear

Would hook up a trailer and go to Siberia.

Would trap herself in her own lies. Oh wait...

Would stop imitating humans.

Would be mistaken for beef jerky by eskimos

Would go to church and burst into flames.

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#194 May 11, 2013
Time for a Harley joke !

Q. What do you get when you have 32 Harley owners in the same room?

A. A full set of teeth.
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Q-What does a Harley and a hemorrhoid have in common?

A-Sooner or later every azz-hole gets one.

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#195 May 11, 2013
flbadcatowner wrote:
<quoted text>Your friends are not the least bit shy about making vulgar troll polls about others and often falsely ascribing them to others that you and your friends troll. Yes, it would be wrong to accuse Grace of such a vile thing, but then it seems to be OK for you and your group to accuse F-man, Geno and I of being a gay threesome. As I said before, you just don't realize that your Scheiß stinks at least as much as that of anybody else. Where were you when somebody tried to frame Harley Hunni for a vulgar post made about me by your den of trolls? The answer is simple. It all depends on who made the post and to whom it is addressed to. It is called selective outrage.
Was that post made too you? Hmmm, there you go again butting in to someone else's convo! When did I accuse you of being part of a gay combo? See, that's what you don't get yet. I'm not responsible for the way other people post, nor are you! Unlike you, I also don't tell people who to be friends with, who to post to or what to post! If I don't like what a poll says, I don't post on it! You get yourself too involved! You'll never meet these people, get over it already!

“Geaux Tigers!”

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#196 May 11, 2013
Laura Beth wrote:
Time for a Harley joke !
Q. What do you get when you have 32 Harley owners in the same room?
A. A full set of teeth.
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Q-What does a Harley and a hemorrhoid have in common?
A-Sooner or later every azz-hole gets one.
LoL.

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#197 May 11, 2013
DondoDork wrote:
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Was that post made too you? Hmmm, there you go again butting in to someone else's convo! When did I accuse you of being part of a gay combo? See, that's what you don't get yet. I'm not responsible for the way other people post, nor are you! Unlike you, I also don't tell people who to be friends with, who to post to or what to post! If I don't like what a poll says, I don't post on it! You get yourself too involved! You'll never meet these people, get over it already!
Why don't you for once in your life start taking your own advice about butting into somebody else's discussions? That might greatly reduce my incentive to butt in.

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#198 May 11, 2013
DondoDork wrote:
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Was that post made too you? Hmmm, there you go again butting in to someone else's convo! When did I accuse you of being part of a gay combo? See, that's what you don't get yet. I'm not responsible for the way other people post, nor are you! Unlike you, I also don't tell people who to be friends with, who to post to or what to post! If I don't like what a poll says, I don't post on it! You get yourself too involved! You'll never meet these people, get over it already!
And don't try to tell me that you didn't at least approve of those vulgar troll polls about HH, F-man , Geno, and I.

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#199 May 11, 2013
Laura Beth wrote:
Time for a Harley joke !
Q. What do you get when you have 32 Harley owners in the same room?
A. A full set of teeth.
----------
Q-What does a Harley and a hemorrhoid have in common?
A-Sooner or later every azz-hole gets one.
I always though one's spine had more to say about another than how many teeth they have. HH certainly has more spine and intestinal fortitude than you will ever have. Ever since you were befriended by that ring of trolls, you have followed like a mindless sheep.

“It's that time of year again”

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#200 May 11, 2013
flbadcatowner wrote:
<quoted text>Why don't you for once in your life start taking your own advice about butting into somebody else's discussions? That might greatly reduce my incentive to butt in.
You just contradicted yourself again! You butted in. My post was to Rosa, not you! You don't seem to need "incentive", you just do it for the argument you're hoping it brings you. Are you that desperate for attention also?

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#201 May 11, 2013
flbadcatowner wrote:
<quoted text>And don't try to tell me that you didn't at least approve of those vulgar troll polls about HH, F-man , Geno, and I.
Wow, so now you're a mind reader? Damn, you really are someones puppet! Have you seen me post anything to or about HH? Thought not! As far as you, Geno and F, aren't you guys supposed to be adults? Do you really need MY protection from these big bad posters? Good grief, grow up already!

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#202 May 11, 2013
flbadcatowner wrote:
<quoted text>I always though one's spine had more to say about another than how many teeth they have. HH certainly has more spine and intestinal fortitude than you will ever have. Ever since you were befriended by that ring of trolls, you have followed like a mindless sheep.
Huh ?

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#203 May 11, 2013
flbadcatowner wrote:
<quoted text>I always though one's spine had more to say about another than how many teeth they have. HH certainly has more spine and intestinal fortitude than you will ever have. Ever since you were befriended by that ring of trolls, you have followed like a mindless sheep.
Good grief, it was a freaking joke, get over it. HH is a big girl and can defend herself, she did it before you got here. And FYI, Laura has been a friend to most of us for more than a few years now, it didn't happen yesterday. That's what I meant when I said, learn the players before you jump in. Also, I'm a Harley owner and I laughed at the joke. I even laugh at blond jokes and guess what? Yep, I'm a blond! STOP taking everything so seriously! If you stop trying to defend everyone and just started posting towards the subject matter, it would be less of a headache for you and a more enjoyable time on offbeat. These people have been here longer than you, they don't need papacats help!

“Geaux Tigers!”

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#206 May 11, 2013
Rosa wrote:
<quoted text>...classless rapist crack-head ho is what you are...anyone in your family die of a drug overdose or get murdered for street prostitution this week...
Holy sh#t Slack, you turned out to be a real princess.
Hi There

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#207 May 11, 2013
Rosa wrote:
<quoted text>...yep yep and yep...they are just like that...guess you don't have to ask any pm'er about that...you have read them properly...
Sup SLACK?
Romper Room

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#208 May 11, 2013
DondoDork wrote:
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Good grief, it was a freaking joke, get over it. HH is a big girl and can defend herself, she did it before you got here. And FYI, Laura has been a friend to most of us for more than a few years now, it didn't happen yesterday. That's what I meant when I said, learn the players before you jump in. Also, I'm a Harley owner and I laughed at the joke. I even laugh at blond jokes and guess what? Yep, I'm a blond! STOP taking everything so seriously! If you stop trying to defend everyone and just started posting towards the subject matter, it would be less of a headache for you and a more enjoyable time on offbeat. These people have been here longer than you, they don't need papacats help!
The Cat Dude is still working on learning his ABCs.
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#210 May 11, 2013
Rosa wrote:
<quoted text>Holy sh#t , you see Slack in every post...don't think you are Slack's type though...he is a real man...not the type who fathers kids with three women he can't maintain a relationship with and doesn't pay child support...
Sup Mississippi?

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#214 May 11, 2013
DondoDork wrote:
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You just contradicted yourself again! You butted in. My post was to Rosa, not you! You don't seem to need "incentive", you just do it for the argument you're hoping it brings you. Are you that desperate for attention also?
You are forever butting into conversations that did not involve you as well.

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#216 May 11, 2013
Laura Beth wrote:
<quoted text>
Dude I was telling a joke about Harley's . Not Vernus . You assume it was her ? Now that's interesting . Here's some more jokes . Now lighten up .
Q: Why are there only two pallbearers at a Harley funeral.
A: Garbage cans only have two handles!
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Q: How can you tell it's a Harley funeral?
A: All the garbage trucks have their lights on.
It was transparent as hell that it was intended to insult Harley Hunni. Care to deny it?

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#217 May 11, 2013
Laura Beth wrote:
<quoted text>
Dude I was telling a joke about Harley's . Not Vernus . You assume it was her ? Now that's interesting . Here's some more jokes . Now lighten up .
Q: Why are there only two pallbearers at a Harley funeral.
A: Garbage cans only have two handles!
__________
Q: How can you tell it's a Harley funeral?
A: All the garbage trucks have their lights on.
This is also not the thread, "Come On, Tell Me a Joke"
Jokes On You

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#218 May 11, 2013
Why are Harleys some of the safest bikes on the road?

You can't go fast enough to hurt yourself on one.

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#219 May 11, 2013
flbadcatowner wrote:
<quoted text>This is also not the thread, "Come On, Tell Me a Joke"
Actually , I thought it was the Harley joke thread . I guess they removed that one ?

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#222 May 11, 2013
DondoDork wrote:
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Good grief, it was a freaking joke, get over it. HH is a big girl and can defend herself, she did it before you got here. And FYI, Laura has been a friend to most of us for more than a few years now, it didn't happen yesterday. That's what I meant when I said, learn the players before you jump in. Also, I'm a Harley owner and I laughed at the joke. I even laugh at blond jokes and guess what? Yep, I'm a blond! STOP taking everything so seriously! If you stop trying to defend everyone and just started posting towards the subject matter, it would be less of a headache for you and a more enjoyable time on offbeat. These people have been here longer than you, they don't need papacats help!
It looks like you succeeded in fooling somebody, only it was Romper Room and not me. The rest of us are not that gullible. This is a thread about Harley Honey and you have the nerve to deny that they weren't intended to denigrate her?

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