I wish Harley Honey...

I wish Harley Honey...

Created by Costello on May 6, 2013

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Would leave for good.

Would hurry back so I can laff at her.

Would fall off a Harley and forget to tuck an roll

Would be dunked in manure to improve the smell.

Would be eaten by a very hungry blind bear

Would hook up a trailer and go to Siberia.

Would trap herself in her own lies. Oh wait...

Would stop imitating humans.

Would be mistaken for beef jerky by eskimos

Would go to church and burst into flames.

“If it ain't broke don't fix it”

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#160 May 10, 2013
Dudes with clitorises do.

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#161 May 10, 2013
Damn...dudes have all kinds of neat stuff.

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#162 May 10, 2013
Geno and the poossy cat think so.
dem

Chicago, IL

#163 May 10, 2013
dragoon70056 wrote:
Geno and the poossy cat think so.
evening!
dem

Chicago, IL

#164 May 10, 2013
whats wrong, kidz?

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Nehwon

#165 May 11, 2013
Poll is missing the comedic option of:

Rides a Kawasaki/Suzuki/Vespa/Schwinn

“Never underestimate a witch ..”

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#166 May 11, 2013
Eu Aso wrote:
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OH HO HO! You are so funny! So very indignant and self-righteous! And you call others vile with YOUR mouth? You no waste time with me again. Ha! Ha! I bet. See you soon! Get more original material next time! Yes? Old lady should not act smart arse. Make you look worse that already do. You make me laugh so hard. See you tomorrow!
Isn't she a prize, ha ha ha ha!

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#167 May 11, 2013
Intergalactic Spaceways wrote:
<quoted text>All my gray posts have a Portland IP, how am I not owning up? Now you sound like Sam....errr.....maybe you are? Did you hear you can sign up for a one way ticket to Mars?
And I'm suppose to believe you and you accuse me of lying .... great logic there Einstein.

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#168 May 11, 2013
harley-hunni wrote:
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They do thrive on it, but it is after all the only attention they can get.
Have a good weekend.
Hey lady, how's it going? I have to work today, but otherwise the kids are set to make it a 'Mother's Weekend', lol. Which includes NO babysitting, though they HAVE to bring the children over, though.
Got any plans? Do they celebrate Mother's Day up there?

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#169 May 11, 2013
DondoDork wrote:
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Did you ever consider that most of us get along with the majority of people here, and you only get along with three? You might want to rethink your own crap! Everyone else goes from thread to thread making jokes and saying hi to the other posters. You go from thread to thread chastising people for who their friends are and if they don't agree with you, they're trolls. Why can't you just POST instead of always being so negative? If that's how you are in real life, I feel sorry for you! Bitter, angry old man!
What a pile of BS. Even when I post positive things, the den of trolls piles my posts with negative icons. There you go again falsely trying to claim the moral high ground. The only people you get along with here are the ones who kiss your backside. I get along fine with people who can accept the fact that people don't always agree on everything and respect one's right to a different opinion. I have been lambasted by others many a time because I dared to take a stand against the cyber bullying of others here. You attacked me before I started to fight back against you. You will never cover up the fact that you and your friends get deeply offended at the most sillyassed petty things. If you had a lily white reputation (which you don't by any stretch of the imagination), maybe then you might be qualified to speak as you do. Until you clean up your own back yard, you would be well advise to just can it. I do not enjoy having conflicts with you, but as long as I have to post only what you and your friends approve of and as long as they continue the Kindergarten taunts and icon trolling, there can be no change. If you and your allies would just call off the attack dogs, I would be more than willing to be civil with you and the others. If you are continually going to try to pin me against the wall, I will come out swinging.. It is your choice. I will ask you...when people make outhouse posts and flood them with positive icons, what does that say about an individual?

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#179 May 11, 2013
harley-hunni wrote:
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Excellent post!!!
Thank you!

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#180 May 11, 2013
flbadcatowner wrote:
<quoted text>What a pile of BS. Even when I post positive things, the den of trolls piles my posts with negative icons. There you go again falsely trying to claim the moral high ground. The only people you get along with here are the ones who kiss your backside. I get along fine with people who can accept the fact that people don't always agree on everything and respect one's right to a different opinion. I have been lambasted by others many a time because I dared to take a stand against the cyber bullying of others here. You attacked me before I started to fight back against you. You will never cover up the fact that you and your friends get deeply offended at the most sillyassed petty things. If you had a lily white reputation (which you don't by any stretch of the imagination), maybe then you might be qualified to speak as you do. Until you clean up your own back yard, you would be well advise to just can it. I do not enjoy having conflicts with you, but as long as I have to post only what you and your friends approve of and as long as they continue the Kindergarten taunts and icon trolling, there can be no change. If you and your allies would just call off the attack dogs, I would be more than willing to be civil with you and the others. If you are continually going to try to pin me against the wall, I will come out swinging.. It is your choice. I will ask you...when people make outhouse posts and flood them with positive icons, what does that say about an individual?
Oh good gawd, you're so vested in offbeat, it's pathetic! Keep on "swinging", it looks like an old man doing the "jerk"! As for people making outhouse posts, the only one I see doing that is you. You take peoples petty squabbles on offbeat so seriously that you feel the need to involve yourself in them. Half this crap was going on before you even came along yet you seem to have caught up real quick. What does that say about you? You get your little PM's and take that persons word for it instead of finding out for yourself because you're a follower. You stand for nothing, not even yourself. I didn't jump you first, you jumped me for a post I made on the alphabetical ways to die then I told you to read the title, remember that? You were jumping everyone that didn't agree with you on the opinion thread before I even made my first post there. Would you like the links? Or would you like to just continue to lie? As far as icons, who cares, we all get them, good and bad, get over it!

Even people that you haven't posted with see the same thing I've been saying all along!

http://www.topix.com/forum/news/weird/TSM7R4N...

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#181 May 11, 2013
...a Happy Mother's Day. And the same to all other mothers who may read this, whether friend or foe.

“Never underestimate a witch ..”

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#182 May 11, 2013
harley-hunni wrote:
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Would not be seen on one... jap crap.. belongs in the back of the line.
My cute little ass deserves the best, so Harley's only.
Too bad, the Germans and Japanese are the best, lol.
"knees in the wind, feet in the air"

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#184 May 11, 2013
Rosa wrote:
<quoted text>...of all people to call someone a follower...you attacked me when you first appeared on the scene without knowing a single thing about me...because someone else did...you are the follower
Are you still crying about me calling you out for being the troll you are? What kind of woman goes around taunting an older woman such as grace about having oral sex with her grandson? Oh that's right, YOU!

That will be the first and last post to you, get your attention fix elsewhere!

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Retirement City

#185 May 11, 2013
Rosa wrote:
<quoted text>...of all people to call someone a follower...you attacked me when you first appeared on the scene without knowing a single thing about me...because someone else did...you are the follower
That is basically how I became acquainted with Ms. Dork. If one member of the den of trolls she belongs to has a problem with a certain poster, they will all follow like sheep against that poster.

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#186 May 11, 2013
flbadcatowner wrote:
<quoted text>That is basically how I became acquainted with Ms. Dork. If one member of the den of trolls she belongs to has a problem with a certain poster, they will all follow like sheep against that poster.
Before you get cozy with that one, you better ask your pm'er about her. I'm sure he'll agree with me on this one!

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#188 May 11, 2013
Oh looky, Slack, I mean Rosa, is playing.

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#192 May 11, 2013
Rosa wrote:
<quoted text>...and "stuck on stupid" shows up to follow!
So ho-hum will be back?

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Retirement City

#193 May 11, 2013
DondoDork wrote:
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Are you still crying about me calling you out for being the troll you are? What kind of woman goes around taunting an older woman such as grace about having oral sex with her grandson? Oh that's right, YOU!
That will be the first and last post to you, get your attention fix elsewhere!
Your friends are not the least bit shy about making vulgar troll polls about others and often falsely ascribing them to others that you and your friends troll. Yes, it would be wrong to accuse Grace of such a vile thing, but then it seems to be OK for you and your group to accuse F-man, Geno and I of being a gay threesome. As I said before, you just don't realize that your Scheiß stinks at least as much as that of anybody else. Where were you when somebody tried to frame Harley Hunni for a vulgar post made about me by your den of trolls? The answer is simple. It all depends on who made the post and to whom it is addressed to. It is called selective outrage.

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