I wish Harley Honey...

I wish Harley Honey...

Created by Costello on May 6, 2013

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Would leave for good.

Would hurry back so I can laff at her.

Would fall off a Harley and forget to tuck an roll

Would be dunked in manure to improve the smell.

Would be eaten by a very hungry blind bear

Would hook up a trailer and go to Siberia.

Would trap herself in her own lies. Oh wait...

Would stop imitating humans.

Would be mistaken for beef jerky by eskimos

Would go to church and burst into flames.

“Don't harsh my mellow, man!”

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#126 May 10, 2013
harley-hunni wrote:
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Yes, we are having a barbeque at daughter's. A few years ago we all had tattooes done, would love to do that again. But our times do not line uap...
But I am thinking I will get one this year...bf has designed two for me. He is quite the artists, and has done lots of paintings, graphic designs etc. He has done some beautiful paintings of Italy, Vancouver, and other places he has visited. He will be doing one of a pic we took while up in the mountains of Dominican Republic. He also has flipped many house, totally gutting them, amazing makeovers.
You have a great weekend Hippi! I am babysitting my grandkids tonight.
Cool! I had my granddaughter last weekend. They grow up too fast if you ask me! Have a great week-end!
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Cambridge, NE

#127 May 10, 2013
harley-hunni wrote:
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Of course same as your mother.
I hope she is as proud as my son is of his 'egg donor', as you so eloquently put it.
Aw, that bothered you. My kid loves his mother, but even if he severely disapproved of her it would be better than what your son thinks of his egg donor.

“Crude, Rude, and Lewd!”

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#129 May 10, 2013
Been a while since HH was the subject of a poll. Maybe even a whole week. Gotta be a record.

“If it ain't broke don't fix it”

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#132 May 10, 2013
prof Ludwig Von Drake wrote:
<quoted text>How does it feel to taste your own medicine for once? It still doesn't change the fact that you are vainly trying to be a cyberbully along with your other loser friends and socks.
LoL. At the gray-boxing pooossy cat. Tee hee!

“If it ain't broke don't fix it”

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#133 May 10, 2013
flbadcatowner wrote:
<quoted text>You can't honestly say that for the simple reason that you have yet to grow up yourself.
I just did say that. Honestly.

Dude, do you have toxic shock syndrome? Change you tampax for jeebus' sake.
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#134 May 10, 2013
prof Ludwig Von Drake wrote:
<quoted text>Your hearing voices appears to be a case of paranoid schizophrenia, not to mention that your incessant potty posting indicates a sociopathic disorder on your part. Better go see a psychiatrist.
You know, that's exactly what TROLLS do. Don't you think?

Wait, scratch that last part. Obviously you don't think. DUH!

“Crude, Rude, and Lewd!”

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#135 May 10, 2013
harley-hunni wrote:
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Yes the trolls are slipping aren't they.
Don't worry, maybe one day you will rate a poll about you.
I'm not worried, but you seem to be. Probably because they're right about you.
WTF

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#139 May 10, 2013
harley-hunni wrote:
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LMCLAO!
Does that even mean??????

flbadcatowner

“I call it as I see it.”

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Retirement City

#140 May 10, 2013
DondoDork wrote:
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The best part of whoever is PM'ing you, is they're giving you false information and making you look like a fool running around from post to post chasing people that have been here for years. You have absolutely no clue of whats going on. You're trying so desperately to impress the real trolls that you have us laughing hysterically! The person PM'ing you is actually having you doing their dirty work, and I'm sure he's getting a good laugh at it also! Enjoy cyberbully! You argue with EVERYONE, go back and read all your posts!
Spare me the propaganda! I won't fall for this lame attempt of yours to whitewash yourself and your den of trolls. The vicious troll polls and icon trolling against me preceded any PMs I received about you and your unholy crew. And you don't think you are doing any dirty work? Who's laughing at whom now? Your "facts" just do not add up.

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Great State of Oklahoma!

#141 May 10, 2013
harley-hunni wrote:
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Happy Mother's Day, to you and your mom's.
Happy Mothers Day to you and your Mom as well! Thank you, HH!

flbadcatowner

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#142 May 10, 2013
dragoon70056 wrote:
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LoL. At the gray-boxing pooossy cat. Tee hee!
I changed tactics and decided to give you and your socks a dose of your own medicine. What's your excuse?

flbadcatowner

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#143 May 10, 2013
Sign In Sign Out wrote:
<quoted text>You know, that's exactly what TROLLS do. Don't you think?
Wait, scratch that last part. Obviously you don't think. DUH!
I have no intention of wasting my weekend with foolish tit for tat nonsense. If you want to say this, go ahead. Nobody with at least half a brain really believes it anyway which is why I have no intention of carrying this any further.

flbadcatowner

“I call it as I see it.”

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#144 May 10, 2013
harley-hunni wrote:
<quoted text>
Yes the trolls are slipping aren't they.
Don't worry, maybe one day you will rate a poll about you.
The trolls aren't worth paying attention to. They thrive on attention much like an unruly student in jr. high. I don't intend to waste my weekend going tit for tat with them. With 2 cats (including a new kitten) and a dog plus a garden to take care of, I don't have the time to waste on those attention seekers.

“Maddie Mae”

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#145 May 10, 2013
LMAO @ the hypocrite!

flbadcatowner

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#146 May 10, 2013
DondoDork wrote:
LMAO @ the hypocrite!
That is an obvious two way street, and a hypocrite calling another a hypocrite. How ironic!(not to mention hilarious)

“Maddie Mae”

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#147 May 10, 2013
Guess he forgot what he posted just an hour ago, lmao!

I have no intention of wasting my weekend with foolish tit for tat nonsense. If you want to say this, go ahead. Nobody with at least half a brain really believes it anyway which is why I have no intention of carrying this any further.

flbadcatowner

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#156 May 10, 2013
DondoDork wrote:
Guess he forgot what he posted just an hour ago, lmao!
I have no intention of wasting my weekend with foolish tit for tat nonsense. If you want to say this, go ahead. Nobody with at least half a brain really believes it anyway which is why I have no intention of carrying this any further.
Did you ever consider that my post in question was not directed to you personally? Perhaps I should extend that to your nonsense as well, as no decent human being would want to be associated with your stench on Topix. You obviously think your Scheiß doesn't stink.

“If it ain't broke don't fix it”

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#157 May 10, 2013
^^^^Dude, kotex appreciates your business.^^^^

“Maddie Mae”

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#158 May 10, 2013
flbadcatowner wrote:
<quoted text>Did you ever consider that my post in question was not directed to you personally? Perhaps I should extend that to your nonsense as well, as no decent human being would want to be associated with your stench on Topix. You obviously think your Scheiß doesn't stink.
Did you ever consider that most of us get along with the majority of people here, and you only get along with three? You might want to rethink your own crap! Everyone else goes from thread to thread making jokes and saying hi to the other posters. You go from thread to thread chastising people for who their friends are and if they don't agree with you, they're trolls. Why can't you just POST instead of always being so negative? If that's how you are in real life, I feel sorry for you! Bitter, angry old man!

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#159 May 10, 2013
dragoon70056 wrote:
^^^^Dude, kotex appreciates your business.^^^^
Do dudes rag?

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