I wish Harley Honey...

I wish Harley Honey...

Created by Costello on May 6, 2013

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Would leave for good.

Would hurry back so I can laff at her.

Would fall off a Harley and forget to tuck an roll

Would be dunked in manure to improve the smell.

Would be eaten by a very hungry blind bear

Would hook up a trailer and go to Siberia.

Would trap herself in her own lies. Oh wait...

Would stop imitating humans.

Would be mistaken for beef jerky by eskimos

Would go to church and burst into flames.

The Paisan

Huntington, NY

#96 May 10, 2013
Hi guys!!!

Any good plans for the weekend?

“My Bad! Just hold me. ”

Level 9

Since: Aug 07

Orion's Belt

#98 May 10, 2013
The Paisan wrote:
Hi guys!!!
Any good plans for the weekend?
Nah, gonna do same thing I pretty much do daily. Sit and watch folk on Topix grow up! Hoping one day to join them.
The Paisan

Huntington, NY

#99 May 10, 2013
GenOmazing wrote:
<quoted text>Have you ever gone to a comedy club, and some schmuck stands up and tells rancid one liners that are so juvenile without any wit or humor? He seriously needs to stop trying to be funny too.
Yes, I have.
Never saw the guys name ever again.

“I call it as I see it.”

Level 8

Since: Jul 09

Retirement City

#102 May 10, 2013
dragoon70056 wrote:
<quoted text>
Oh looky, Gena's lesbian lover. How ya doin', pooossy cat?
I will let that nonsensical excuse for a post speak for itself. What's the matter? Have we got you flustered?
The Paisan

Huntington, NY

#104 May 10, 2013
DC tells it like it is wrote:
<quoted text>
Nah, gonna do same thing I pretty much do daily. Sit and watch folk on Topix grow up! Hoping one day to join them.
I hear ya!!!

“I call it as I see it.”

Level 8

Since: Jul 09

Retirement City

#105 May 10, 2013
dragoon70056 wrote:
<quoted text>
Flustered? LoL - no. By yourself, I find you quite amusing, in a Liberace-type way. But when you and Geno come together and start fluffing each other, it goes beyond amusing and becomes rather hysterical.
The uncontrolled vulgar ranting of yours tells a different story. Nobody on Topix with at least half a brain is going to take your nonsense seriously.

“Don't harsh my mellow, man!”

Level 8

Since: Aug 08

Great State of Oklahoma!

#106 May 10, 2013
DC tells it like it is wrote:
I wish HH a good day and a great weekend.
As do I. She knows where I stand, as does almost everyone else.

“Don't harsh my mellow, man!”

Level 8

Since: Aug 08

Great State of Oklahoma!

#107 May 10, 2013
The Paisan wrote:
Hi guys!!!
Any good plans for the weekend?
Well, since you asked! Hahaha! Hubby has a gig this week-end. Might go out and get my groove on a little bit tonight, then pay for it tomorrow! LOL! Gonna go see my MIL Sunday as my Mom is out of town. Her B-Day is next week-end (70) so we'll celebrate both days then. What about you? Anything exciting going on?

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#108 May 10, 2013
...WOULD buy another farm...Soooo, we can help her plant and take care of the critters...
harley honey

Wetaskiwin, Canada

#110 May 10, 2013
Colorado Chick wrote:
...WOULD buy another farm...Soooo, we can help her plant and take care of the critters...
Not going to happen. And where anyone got the idea I owned a farm here in Alberta, is probably same place they get the rest of their assumptions.
Yes I have owned property, and had the yard, the garden, etc etc. But these days I much prefer the lock and leave lifestyle we now lead. Some money put away for retirement, while some is spent for holidays, kids, etc. I have no desire to own land, or take care of it.
No critters either. Pets tie you down.
But hey, thanks for the offer...lol!
harley honey

Wetaskiwin, Canada

#111 May 10, 2013
Hippichick wrote:
<quoted text>
Well, since you asked! Hahaha! Hubby has a gig this week-end. Might go out and get my groove on a little bit tonight, then pay for it tomorrow! LOL! Gonna go see my MIL Sunday as my Mom is out of town. Her B-Day is next week-end (70) so we'll celebrate both days then. What about you? Anything exciting going on?
Hey have a good time at that gig.
Wishing your mom a happy birthday.
My son's birthday is on Mother's Day this year, he was born on Mother's Day.

“I call it as I see it.”

Level 8

Since: Jul 09

Retirement City

#112 May 10, 2013
dragoon70056 wrote:
<quoted text>
If my "rants" are too rough for your delicate eyes, poossy cat, don't blame me. Blame the school marm at that all-girl's school you attend for not doing her job and keeping you off of websites frequented by adults.
The only one here you are fooling is yourself. Your rants would make me laugh if they weren't so tragic. While we are on the subject, I have seen many a woman with a better self image than you have who don't have to sink to your depths to get attention.
Same Old Lame Comeback

Cambridge, NE

#113 May 10, 2013
harley-hunni wrote:
<quoted text>
It just shows that I got under their skin, and that the truth hurts. I must have said something or done something right for them to carry on as they do, trail me to every post, and make the same remarks year after year. LOL! Does not bother me. What is funny though is that people and their stupidity childish ways never ceases to amaze me, after all these years.
Honestly I think the ones that continue to troll me, are not even adults, because I refuse to believe that that many adults acts so petulant, and childish.
Really? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Your same old lame comeback because you can't face reality. BWAHAHAHAHAHHA!

“Don't harsh my mellow, man!”

Level 8

Since: Aug 08

Great State of Oklahoma!

#115 May 10, 2013
harley honey wrote:
<quoted text>
Hey have a good time at that gig.
Wishing your mom a happy birthday.
My son's birthday is on Mother's Day this year, he was born on Mother's Day.
Thanks, HH. So are you and Son going to celebrate together?

“If it ain't broke don't fix it”

Level 9

Since: Jul 09

Arcadia, LA.

#118 May 10, 2013
In My Day wrote:
<quoted text>School marm??! What century did you grow up in Flossie?
The century after old geezers like you stopped calling sailors swabbies.
prof Ludwig Von Drake

Inverness, FL

#119 May 10, 2013
dragoon70056 wrote:
<quoted text>
Duh oh. I think I just heard Geno calling for you - better go clean up that sweaty man pleaser before he smacks you again.
Your hearing voices appears to be a case of paranoid schizophrenia, not to mention that your incessant potty posting indicates a sociopathic disorder on your part. Better go see a psychiatrist.

“Big Sur”

Level 8

Since: Jun 11

Location hidden

#120 May 10, 2013
Hmmm, looks like someone is practicing psychology without a license! One of those, "do and I say, not as I do" kind of thingy's!

“I call it as I see it.”

Level 8

Since: Jul 09

Retirement City

#121 May 10, 2013
dragoon70056 wrote:
<quoted text>
The century after old geezers like you stopped calling sailors swabbies.
You can't honestly say that for the simple reason that you have yet to grow up yourself.
prof Ludwig Von Drake

Inverness, FL

#122 May 10, 2013
DondoDork wrote:
Hmmm, looks like someone is practicing psychology without a license! One of those, "do and I say, not as I do" kind of thingy's!
How does it feel to taste your own medicine for once? It still doesn't change the fact that you are vainly trying to be a cyberbully along with your other loser friends and socks.

“Big Sur”

Level 8

Since: Jun 11

Location hidden

#123 May 10, 2013
prof Ludwig Von Drake wrote:
<quoted text>How does it feel to taste your own medicine for once? It still doesn't change the fact that you are vainly trying to be a cyberbully along with your other loser friends and socks.
The best part of whoever is PM'ing you, is they're giving you false information and making you look like a fool running around from post to post chasing people that have been here for years. You have absolutely no clue of whats going on. You're trying so desperately to impress the real trolls that you have us laughing hysterically! The person PM'ing you is actually having you doing their dirty work, and I'm sure he's getting a good laugh at it also! Enjoy cyberbully! You argue with EVERYONE, go back and read all your posts!

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