What Is The Worst Joke You Ever Heard?
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Manny Toba

Huntington, NY

#22 Apr 2, 2014
Harley.
Flicker

Huntington, NY

#23 Apr 2, 2014
How do you make a tissue dance?

You put a little boogie in it!!!

“"Eatin' Ain't Cheatin!"”

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Thompson's Station, Tn

#24 Apr 2, 2014
A 90 year old man goes to the doctor for his annual physical. The doc says everything has checked out and asks the old guy how he is feeling. The old guy says "great!" "I'm enjoying retirement and my 20 year old wife is pregnant!"
The doc is concerned and tells the old guy: "I have a friend your age who is an avid hunter."
"One day he goes hunting but instead of taking his rifle he accidently takes his walking cane." "He is out in the woods when he realizes his mistake." "The hunter then sees a large beaver sitting next to a pond." "The old hunter picks up his cane and aims." "Then the old hunter goes, "Bang! Bang!" and the beaver falls over dead!"
"What do you think about that?!"
The old patient ponders awhile and says,
"I think someone else plugged the beaver!"
The doc says,......"My thoughts exactly!"
here goes

United States

#25 Apr 3, 2014
What was the one thing Elizabeth Taylor always wanted and finally got when Richard Burton died?

A stiff Dick
here goes

United States

#26 Apr 3, 2014
What does Lucille Ball and Monica Lewinsky have in common?

They've both been screwed by a Cuban.

“"Eatin' Ain't Cheatin!"”

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Thompson's Station, Tn

#29 Apr 3, 2014
Bill Clinton played the saxophone but also his Ho-Monica!

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Nehwon

#30 Apr 3, 2014
All punny jokes are at the bottom of the list.

Examples:

-I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy.

-I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.

-The one who invented the door knocker got a No-bell prize.

-When the cannibal showed up late to the luncheon, they gave him the cold shoulder.
Pastor

Phoenix, AZ

#31 Apr 3, 2014
The gay robot joke in the other joke thread is the worst joke I have ever heard.

Spotted Girl

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Spotted World

#32 Apr 16, 2016
SimplyLoveYou wrote:
<quoted text>What is easier to unload; a truck full of dead babies or a truck full of watermelons?
Watermelons. They will unload themselves if you park the truck in the "right" neighborhood. Or the truck will just turn up missing and you won't have to unload it.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Only finding half of the worm.

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Nehwon

#33 Apr 30, 2016
Pretty much everything here:

http://hopenchangecartoons.blogspot.com/

If you have to write a 500 word essay to explain your comic strip...

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