Naked man confronts police with sword, assault rifle

Jan 2, 2013 Read more: WTSP-TV Saint Petersburg 20

A man with an assault rifle in his car removed his clothes and brandished a Samurai sword at police in west San Jose for more than two hours before he was arrested while trying to flee, a San Jose police spokesman said.

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DonkeyEstonkey

Hampton, VA

#1 Jan 2, 2013
Was he one of those "Crazy 8s guys" from "Kill Bill"?
Taffy

Euless, TX

#2 Jan 2, 2013
And I thought you just went out for a pack of smokes? Lol
Taffy

Euless, TX

#3 Jan 2, 2013
And how big was this sword?

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#4 Jan 2, 2013
more than you can swallow

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#5 Jan 2, 2013
Taffy wrote:
And how big was this sword?
Not big enough to scare the cops.

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#6 Jan 2, 2013
see you topixs protester should be a shame , all your pissing and moaning about tazing they let an idiot stand naked for two hours

now that poor soul is going to catch a cold and die .....

now what ??????????

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#7 Jan 2, 2013
im beginning to wonder if maybe naked people are nutty?

well some of them are for sure..
lol
Dionne Warwick

Medford, NY

#8 Jan 2, 2013
Why did Harley Honey ask me the way to San Jose?

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#9 Jan 2, 2013
PFfff wrote:
im beginning to wonder if maybe naked people are nutty?
well some of them are for sure..
lol
have to assume they have nothing on..........their minds

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#10 Jan 2, 2013
Dionne Warwick wrote:
Why did Harley Honey ask me the way to San Jose?
because she doesn't know??????????

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#11 Jan 2, 2013
Samurai Jack was travelling light. Was the sword a cheap knock-off or was it a real hand hammered folded steel differentially tempered blade with authentic ray-skin handle wrapping?

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#13 Jan 2, 2013
they were trying to take his yellow sofa away
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#14 Jan 2, 2013
I dont know where to start on this story,,, ok,,,first of all, are we POSITIVE????? he was brandishing a Samuri Sword, or was he just happy to see them??

Keep moving folks, nothing to see here..........

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#15 Jan 2, 2013
There are 8 million stories in the naked city. This has been one of them.

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#16 Jan 2, 2013
I say we should not judge a man by his cover-ings...or lackthereof.

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#17 Jan 2, 2013
reebie wrote:
I dont know where to start on this story,,, ok,,,first of all, are we POSITIVE????? he was brandishing a Samuri Sword, or was he just happy to see them??
Keep moving folks, nothing to see here..........
coulda been worse...he could have been an accountant with a pencil....
Parden pard

Bath, PA

#18 Jan 2, 2013
Korny Kat wrote:
<quoted text>coulda been worse...he could have been an accountant with a pencil....
Your point is understood,,,but Ya need a naked wacko accountant for a story.,,(actually,,?nobody gives a sh!t about naked accountants)

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#19 Jan 2, 2013
nathanielornament wrote:
they were trying to take his yellow sofa away
Yes, the sofa.
Protect the sofa at all costs.
Taffy

Euless, TX

#20 Jan 3, 2013
Was it that African shadow guy that says he from Kenya?(imposter guy)

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#21 Jan 3, 2013
Uh Clem wrote:
There are 8 million stories in the naked city. This has been one of them.
Where's the love?...Cop's had every right to cap his ass.....

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