Dating/marrying a cheerleader; Bestiality!!!

[Preacher]

Marriage itself is idolatry. But if you date/marry a cheerleader (high school cheerleader, college cheerleader, professional/NFL cheerleader, etc) you are also committing a much BIGGER sin as well! That much bigger sin is BESTIALITY!!! Bestiality, also known as "zoophilia", is sexual relations between humans and animals (such as, for instance, horses, camels, dogs, wolves, bears, and such). And I warn everyone sternly! Bestiality will land you in Hell so fast your head will spin! Zoophiles will NEVER have a CHANCE of entering the Kingdom of Heaven At All!!!

[COOL]

This means I have the dick of an animal. Always dreamed of. I'll be chased down by women, everywhere.
STFU, you idiotic GODBOT.

[Fish_sticks]

Okay then ..... I won't muck with the bear.

[Laurie Caring-Stalker]

Preacher wrote:

Marriage itself is idolatry. But if you date/marry a cheerleader (high school cheerleader, college cheerleader, professional/NFL cheerleader, etc) you are also committing a much BIGGER sin as well! That much bigger sin is BESTIALITY!!! Bestiality, also known as "zoophilia", is sexual relations between humans and animals (such as, for instance, horses, camels, dogs, wolves, bears, and such). And I warn everyone sternly! Bestiality will land you in Hell so fast your head will spin! Zoophiles will NEVER have a CHANCE of entering the Kingdom of Heaven At All!!!

lolololol...what?
you need counseling.
lol

[Preacher]

Cheerleaders are NOT human beings!!! They are Wild, Vicious, Untaimable animals! Cold blooded and heartless!

[Preacher]

COOL wrote:

STFU, you idiotic GODBOT.

Only Satan himself would ever say such a thing! Anyone who blasphemizes a preacher has also blasphemized God in his heart. And blasphemy against God is a totally unforgiveable sin, and an unforgiveable sin has a person's soul allready in Hell for eternity.

[justaguess]

Ohhh man...I just knew I missed out on somethin'...!!!

[Commander Bunny]

What if I married another bunny?

[SanAntonioBabe]

Then would you make love like a bunny too??

[Wildbluerose]

OK I didn't think anyone could be crazier than Prayerful One or Freakshow....But I was wrong....
The Godfearin' Fruitloop that authored this thread is beyond nuckin'futs...
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2 4 6 8.... We Know Who Shouldn't Procreate... Preacher, Preacher, Preacher!!!!!

[60s chic]

Preacher wrote:

Cheerleaders are NOT human beings!!! They are Wild, Vicious, Untaimable animals! Cold blooded and heartless!

I'm not sure whether you're pullin are leg, but you seem to be an extremely bitter person. Could be that you've had several or quite a few unsatisfactory relationships in your life. How sad.

[65007noogard]

Preacher wrote:

Marriage itself is idolatry. But if you date/marry a cheerleader (high school cheerleader, college cheerleader, professional/NFL cheerleader, etc) you are also committing a much BIGGER sin as well! That much bigger sin is BESTIALITY!!! Bestiality, also known as "zoophilia", is sexual relations between humans and animals (such as, for instance, horses, camels, dogs, wolves, bears, and such). And I warn everyone sternly! Bestiality will land you in Hell so fast your head will spin! Zoophiles will NEVER have a CHANCE of entering the Kingdom of Heaven At All!!!

LoL. I've been with a couple of women that were down right beastly. Guess I'm doomed (sigh).

[Uh Clem]

So is it OK to fool around with the mascot instead?

[justaguess]

Uh Clem wrote:

So is it OK to fool around with the mascot instead?

"Put the bunny back in the box.!"

[GMGMIKE]

... i still like pom-poms ... and cheerleaders ...
so look out hell ima comin with a bunch of girls with short shorts ... we'll have a funky good time ...