ok, Im really horny and want a sexting buddy. :)

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“;)”

Level 1

Since: Jul 12

Deagon, Australia

#1 Jul 10, 2012
Message me if you wanna sext me or send pics or whatever

“Hold on to my waist ”

Level 6

Since: Jun 11

And push and pull

#2 Jul 10, 2012
JACKYYY wrote:
Message me if you wanna sext me or send pics or whatever
Are you sure???

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

Location hidden

#3 Jul 10, 2012
Get you some toys..they're safer.lol

“A *wink* and a smile!!”

Level 8

Since: Apr 10

USA

#4 Jul 10, 2012
Sext yourself darling!! And leave us good ppl alone!!:)

“Hold on to my waist ”

Level 6

Since: Jun 11

And push and pull

#5 Jul 10, 2012
some peolpe like to have fun and they don't know how to do anything them selfs.. and I don't thing toys would work for them.. they might need some good old imagenation.
Hot Cutie 4 U

Lithia Springs, GA

#6 Jul 10, 2012
Sure!

(adjusts comb over and puts down left over pizza)

I'm a hawt 22 year old girl from wherever you are...

(asks Mom to NOT come in for a while)

...and I just love to get kinky...

(scratches beer gut and finds mysterious lint in belly button)

...with hot, strange internet men...

(picks beef jerky from between teeth)

...who are just as real and as I am...

(farts and wonder what died in my colon)

...just give me a minute so I can pee...

(damn this enlarged prostate)

...and I'll be all set to sext you.

“Smokin' Hot'n'Feelin' Groovy”

Level 9

Since: Apr 12

Here, There, and Everywhere,..

#7 Jul 10, 2012
JACKYYY wrote:
Message me if you wanna sext me or send pics or whatever
Is this Whackie Jackie the Street Walker...?

“A *wink* and a smile!!”

Level 8

Since: Apr 10

USA

#8 Jul 10, 2012
thatguy93550 wrote:
some peolpe like to have fun and they don't know how to do anything them selfs.. and I don't thing toys would work for them.. they might need some good old imagenation.
Imagination is a wonderful thing!!:)

“Hold on to my waist ”

Level 6

Since: Jun 11

And push and pull

#9 Jul 10, 2012
Ohio Cowgirl wrote:
<quoted text> Imagination is a wonderful thing!!:)
I have to agree with you on that one. I love mine and sometime its all I can have. I try to keep it clean most of the time but some times it get really weird but fun...

“Are We Having Fun Yet???”

Level 8

Since: Jun 08

If Not, Why Not!!!

#10 Jul 10, 2012
Hot Cutie 4 U wrote:
Sure!
(adjusts comb over and puts down left over pizza)
I'm a hawt 22 year old girl from wherever you are...
(asks Mom to NOT come in for a while)
...and I just love to get kinky...
(scratches beer gut and finds mysterious lint in belly button)
...with hot, strange internet men...
(picks beef jerky from between teeth)
...who are just as real and as I am...
(farts and wonder what died in my colon)
...just give me a minute so I can pee...
(damn this enlarged prostate)
...and I'll be all set to sext you.
Thanks for the LOL!!!

“A *wink* and a smile!!”

Level 8

Since: Apr 10

USA

#11 Jul 10, 2012
thatguy93550 wrote:
<quoted text>
I have to agree with you on that one. I love mine and sometime its all I can have. I try to keep it clean most of the time but some times it get really weird but fun...
I have a great imagination myself. I don't know about weird but diffently it can be fun!!:)

“Are We Having Fun Yet???”

Level 8

Since: Jun 08

If Not, Why Not!!!

#12 Jul 10, 2012
Offbeat, where offbeat people post about even more offbeat people doing offbeat things......

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Since: Jul 11

Location hidden

#13 Jul 10, 2012
Ohio Cowgirl wrote:
<quoted text> I have a great imagination myself. I don't know about weird but diffently it can be fun!!:)
Me too.

“A *wink* and a smile!!”

Level 8

Since: Apr 10

USA

#14 Jul 10, 2012
Tiger Lilly wrote:
Offbeat, where offbeat people post about even more offbeat people doing offbeat things......
lol, I think someone here wants to ON beat something!!

“A *wink* and a smile!!”

Level 8

Since: Apr 10

USA

#15 Jul 10, 2012
honeymylove wrote:
<quoted text>Me too.
*WINK*:)

“Are We Having Fun Yet???”

Level 8

Since: Jun 08

If Not, Why Not!!!

#16 Jul 10, 2012
Ohio Cowgirl wrote:
<quoted text> lol, I think someone here wants to ON beat something!!
I agree. It's simply amazing how many people creat a thread like this one when the HS forum would be a much better place to post said thread.
Level 7

Since: Apr 08

Location hidden

#17 Jul 10, 2012
say offbeat backwards,,,theres your sexting :)

now shoo!!

“A *wink* and a smile!!”

Level 8

Since: Apr 10

USA

#18 Jul 10, 2012
Tiger Lilly wrote:
<quoted text>
I agree. It's simply amazing how many people creat a thread like this one when the HS forum would be a much better place to post said thread.
I agree with you on that!!:)

“A *wink* and a smile!!”

Level 8

Since: Apr 10

USA

#19 Jul 10, 2012
reebie wrote:
say offbeat backwards,,,theres your sexting :)
now shoo!!
That's just funny, I don't care who you are!!

Thanks!!:)

“Are We Having Fun Yet???”

Level 8

Since: Jun 08

If Not, Why Not!!!

#20 Jul 10, 2012
Ohio Cowgirl wrote:
<quoted text> I agree with you on that!!:)
Hopefully he has found that forum by now. I'm sure lots of posters there would be happy to "give him a helping hand"......

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