"THOSE WANTON CONSANONTS."
This is a poem to warn you of the licentiousness,
the lewdness, the lasciviousness
and downright wickedness of language,
especially, the evil consonants.
Consider, for example, the subtle sibilant 's', seemingly innocuous, but the consonant first heard in sex.
And take the letter 'l', standing up erect,
the stiff one in this lustful alphabet.
All boys know about the upright 'l',
as in blind, which they'll go if they play with it
too much, double 'l', well, they'll end up in hell.
The consonant 'b' stands for bum, of course,
everyone knows 'b' for bum, the bold, barefaced, brazen one, or, on all fours, raised up, the buttocks form an 'm', with an inverted 'v' between the legs.
And 'c'!'C' stands for - for, no, no. I can't.
Let's just say 'c' is curled up, crafty, by the coccyx, where it lurks, cramped and damp, hopefully curtailed.....c unty....cu m on !
And 'p'. Well,'p' is 'p', just as bad as 's''h' with a 't'.
And what about 'f'? Don't worry, I'll give that one the flick, dead quick.
'f' starts a word that's totally perverted.
If you think I'll use the 'f' and add the 'c''k',
you'll have to wait another day.
Then contemplate spreadeagled 'x', the final letter in the word of sex!
These consonants are wanton.
'W' has its legs up in the air.'w' is wild and wet.
'n' is bent over. Naughty, naughty!
And 'y', why,'y's the legs together and the pubic area.
Also, be wary of people who like the 'g' spot in there a lot, also those who roll their 'r's too much....and others who lash out with s and m.
'r' and 'g' and 's' and 'm' end up in orgasm!
I believe the higher incidence of sexual offence is due to the influence of consonants.
It's no coincidence. The evidence is that intercourse is social as well as sexual, of course,
and there's a preponderance of consonants in intercourse.
Such coitus should be interruptus before these consonants totally corrupt us.
Now, the only course for moral rectitude
against such a sinful attitude with the grossest moral turpitude is vigilance.
With discipline and diligence, we must become the moral militants in the fight against the sibilants, the awful incidence of decadence,
and the absence of innocence, that's the evil consequence of all the cunning consonants.
Otherwise incontinence with consonants
will be forever on our conscience!
Now. Think of every dirty word you can.
This sin will be absolved in heaven!
Yes, clitoris has five consonants, testicles have six and masturbation has seven!
Gynecological has eight, fresh spermatozoa ten and prosthetic devices eleven!
Repent! Repent! Redemption lies with you.
It's true! Think of it! If you eschew the consonants in all evil or ugly,
you'll be left with the purity of 'a','e','i''o''u'.
I have no idea where this poem came from!
It's a very silly poem, I know, but sometimes I like visualizing words, so, anyway, there it is....