Motorist, 21, Wearing A "Drunk As Shi...

Motorist, 21, Wearing A "Drunk As Shit" T-Shirt Is Arrested For Drunk Driving

There are 9 comments on the The Smoking Gun story from Apr 13, 2014, titled Motorist, 21, Wearing A "Drunk As Shit" T-Shirt Is Arrested For Drunk Driving. In it, The Smoking Gun reports that:

Ross McMakin, a 21-year-old Corvalis resident, was collared after he drove his vehicle on the sidewalk, struck a parked car, and then assaulted his girlfriend when she tried to seize the car keys.

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#1 Apr 13, 2014
As defending attorney I will advise my client _against_ his "Guilty As Hell" t-shirt for his arraignment.

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#2 Apr 13, 2014
Same headline again, and the shirt fit the situation.

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#3 Apr 13, 2014
About as smart as showing up in court,for various drunk as He## charges,with beer on your breath & expecting no one to notice:)
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#4 Apr 14, 2014
wichita-rick wrote:
About as smart as showing up in court,for various drunk as He## charges,with beer on your breath & expecting no one to notice:)
Rick
That reminds me of a scene from Up In Smoke. They are in court on drug charges, and the one defendant was very thirsty (or pretended to be) and the other grabbed the judges cup of water and gave it to him. Then as he drank it, he sprayed it out yelling that it was vodka. The prosecutor must have bought that since he just moved for a dismissal. How do you proceed with a minor drug case if the judge is suspected of being drunk? Might as well dismiss it or have it thrown out. That would likely be grounds for appeal if the judge was in bad shape and found them guilty, so I can see why an ADA would just let it go.

And there was the L&O episode where the ADA showed up intoxicated. The defendant blurted out her condition, and the judge immediately ordered a field sobriety test. After poking herself in the eye after being told to touch her nose, the judge was not too happy. Needless to see, she was brought up before the disciplinary board for coming to court crocked.

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#5 Apr 14, 2014
driving on a side walk was enough advertizement ???

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#6 Apr 14, 2014
Like wearing a shirt with a pot leaf it .... please bust me .....idiot

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#7 Apr 14, 2014
Beautiful Black Molly wrote:
Like wearing a shirt with a pot leaf it .... please bust me .....idiot
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#8 Apr 14, 2014
tallyho wrote:
driving on a side walk was enough advertizement ???
Really. Don't need a shirt to say someone is that drunk if they are weaving around, driving on the sidewalk, hitting cars, and getting violent.

Now there was a woman who was not drunk who regularly drove on the sidewalk to pass a school bus. I think her excuse was that she had to take her disabled daughter to school or something. Now if that was the case, and she obviously knew the bus's schedule, it seems she could have just left earlier to avoid being behind the bus. So no need to drive on the sidewalk nor speed.

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#9 Apr 14, 2014
Spotted Girl wrote:
<quoted text>
That reminds me of a scene from Up In Smoke. They are in court on drug charges, and the one defendant was very thirsty (or pretended to be) and the other grabbed the judges cup of water and gave it to him. Then as he drank it, he sprayed it out yelling that it was vodka. The prosecutor must have bought that since he just moved for a dismissal. How do you proceed with a minor drug case if the judge is suspected of being drunk? Might as well dismiss it or have it thrown out. That would likely be grounds for appeal if the judge was in bad shape and found them guilty, so I can see why an ADA would just let it go.
And there was the L&O episode where the ADA showed up intoxicated. The defendant blurted out her condition, and the judge immediately ordered a field sobriety test. After poking herself in the eye after being told to touch her nose, the judge was not too happy. Needless to see, she was brought up before the disciplinary board for coming to court crocked.

Spotted Girl wrote:
<quoted text>
That reminds me of a scene from Up In Smoke. They are in court on drug charges, and the one defendant was very thirsty (or pretended to be) and the other grabbed the judges cup of water and gave it to him. Then as he drank it, he sprayed it out yelling that it was vodka. The prosecutor must have bought that since he just moved for a dismissal. How do you proceed with a minor drug case if the judge is suspected of being drunk? Might as well dismiss it or have it thrown out. That would likely be grounds for appeal if the judge was in bad shape and found them guilty, so I can see why an ADA would just let it go.
And there was the L&O episode where the ADA showed up intoxicated. The defendant blurted out her condition, and the judge immediately ordered a field sobriety test. After poking herself in the eye after being told to touch her nose, the judge was not too happy. Needless to see, she was brought up before the disciplinary board for coming to court crocked.
:) Yep that is exactly what made me smile or similar anyway:)
Cheech and Chong's Up in Smoke - Vodka Scene
http://youtu.be/2AG0xyxlNXo
Hi not High!
I rarely say much that isn't already true for myself or some good or bad memory of stupidity I have witnessed:)
In this case , I did just that.
After a summer of raising he## & a labor day weekend where I was actually charged TWICE for similar behavior:( in a small town, I had to go BACK to court.
In my infinite stupidity:) & to control the shakes I suppose? I bought a 6 pack & drank two of them IN the parking lot of the court house:):)
The judge,who also knew me by FIRST NAME lol sent me with the bailiff & gave me a breathalyzer & b.a. test & I had to go sit in court & wait for ALL the other cases ,before he spoke with ME:) He would look at my paperwork then at me ,then proceed to the next case ,while I sat & sweated . lol That raised my b.p. just typing that :)
Nothing like drunk to find a new way to get into trouble. Rick

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