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#21 Nov 5, 2013
b_rad_ wrote:
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Coming from the azz hare that got beat by the tortoise.
Ever been bitten by a rabbit?
It hurts.

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..for being unpopular..

#22 Nov 5, 2013
....remember when jimmy carter got chased by that rabbit......?

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#23 Nov 5, 2013
Lylah wrote:
Lol shady!!
Please change eyes, that one is looking used up.

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#24 Nov 5, 2013
Lol. Well stop poking it then!

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#25 Nov 5, 2013
I can't change it. It was brought back by popular demand,)

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#26 Nov 5, 2013
Maybe by demand, bam sure not popular. js

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#27 Nov 6, 2013
Pfft my eye is pretty popular! It even has its own poking poll.

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#28 Nov 6, 2013
ShadyBits wrote:
<quoted text>So long as you pull my hair and spank me, I'm game.
Lmao! Let the verbal abuse begin then!;)

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#29 Nov 6, 2013
Lylah wrote:
Pfft my eye is pretty popular! It even has its own poking poll.
That's what you kids call it now days? Lol

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#30 Nov 6, 2013
Commander Bunny wrote:
<quoted text>Ever been bitten by a rabbit?
It hurts.
Sounds like you was on an episode of, when animals fight back. Lol

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#31 Nov 6, 2013
Old Sam wrote:
....remember when jimmy carter got chased by that rabbit......?
The secret service dropped the ball on that one huh? If that was to happen now days, it would be called an attack by the conservatives! lmao And a possible ban or new regulations on owning rabbits would brought up.

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#32 Nov 6, 2013
Aww b_rad it sounds as if ur to old to do a lil poking. ;)

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#33 Nov 6, 2013
Nah, just have standards;)

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#34 Nov 6, 2013
Yeah very low ones!! ;)

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#35 Nov 6, 2013
Lifelover wrote:
<quoted text> Thanks! But whats in it for me?? Theres always a catch...
But I do want one for sure... Describe them please..

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#36 Nov 6, 2013
b_rad_ wrote:
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Nothing, as usual.
Ment to answer this one.. Now this tells me absolutely nothing..

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#37 Nov 6, 2013
In a chemistry laboratory, a retort is a glassware device used for distillation or dry distillation of substances. It consists of a spherical vessel with a long downward-pointing neck. The liquid to be distilled is placed in the vessel and heated. The neck acts as a condenser, allowing the vapors to condense and flow along the neck to a collection vessel placed underneath.[1]

In the chemical industry, a retort is an airtight vessel in which substances are heated for a chemical reaction producing gaseous products to be collected in a collection vessel or for further processing. Such industrial-scale retorts are used in shale oil extraction and the production of charcoal. A process of heating oil shale to produce shale oil, shale gas, and spent shale is commonly called retorting.

In the food industry, pressure cookers are often referred to as retorts, meaning "canning retorts".

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#38 Nov 6, 2013
Uh Clem wrote:
In a chemistry laboratory, a retort is a glassware device used for distillation or dry distillation of substances. It consists of a spherical vessel with a long downward-pointing neck. The liquid to be distilled is placed in the vessel and heated. The neck acts as a condenser, allowing the vapors to condense and flow along the neck to a collection vessel placed underneath.[1]

In the chemical industry, a retort is an airtight vessel in which substances are heated for a chemical reaction producing gaseous products to be collected in a collection vessel or for further processing. Such industrial-scale retorts are used in shale oil extraction and the production of charcoal. A process of heating oil shale to produce shale oil, shale gas, and spent shale is commonly called retorting.

In the food industry, pressure cookers are often referred to as retorts, meaning "canning retorts".
Ummm cookie? But since this is topix, a retort is none of that. A lot of winded bs for absolutely nothing. Anything else?

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#39 Nov 7, 2013
b_rad_ wrote:
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Ummm cookie? But since this is topix, a retort is none of that. A lot of winded bs for absolutely nothing. Anything else?
Chocolate chip, please.

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#40 Nov 7, 2013
Hello minions of offbeat!

NO!!! I'm not an Obama supporter!

b_rad_, you do realize what you said will put you on -his- watch list?
In the food industry,(((pressure cookers))) are often referred to as *retorts, meaning "canning retorts".
*containers for explosive materials used in terrorists attacks.

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