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Since: Jan 13

Dakar, Senegal

#1 Jan 29, 2013
Compliment of the day to you my dear.And how are you doing .
It will be of great honor if you offer an adequate attention and show interest in the
reason I wrote this letter to connect you.
,My name is Miss Mercy. I am a female. I was impressed when i saw your beautiful profile today and i will like to establish a long lasting relationship with you.,i am new to this site , please if you wish to know more about me ,( [email protected] uk ). is my add.
You New Friend,
Juliet.

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#2 Jan 29, 2013
Seems legit.

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#3 Jan 29, 2013
julietlove wrote:
Compliment of the day to you my dear.And how are you doing .
It will be of great honor if you offer an adequate attention and show interest in the
reason I wrote this letter to connect you.
,My name is Miss Mercy. I am a female. I was impressed when i saw your beautiful profile today and i will like to establish a long lasting relationship with you.,i am new to this site , please if you wish to know more about me ,( [email protected] uk ). is my add.
You New Friend,
Juliet.
Hello Miss Mercy!

I am so glad you found me here. If you've seen my profile, you have probably already noted my shortened stature, rotund dimensions and that I'm excited my new medications have rendered me more capable of handling relationships. It is indeed an exciting time for me! So, if you're good with an extreme passive/aggressive personality, OCD, borderline Aspergers with questionable hygiene, I think we just might have something here.

I will await your reply impatiently.

E.X.

“I know where you are,”

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Right here under my thumb

#4 Jan 29, 2013
EraserX wrote:
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Hello Miss Mercy!
I am so glad you found me here. If you've seen my profile, you have probably already noted my shortened stature, rotund dimensions and that I'm excited my new medications have rendered me more capable of handling relationships. It is indeed an exciting time for me! So, if you're good with an extreme passive/aggressive personality, OCD, borderline Aspergers with questionable hygiene, I think we just might have something here.
I will await your reply impatiently.
E.X.
Dammit Ex - got a squeegee?

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#5 Jan 29, 2013
milwaukee69 wrote:
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Dammit Ex - got a squeegee?
Hush. I was talking to Miss Mercy. We've got a thing going on.

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#6 Jan 29, 2013
Lol!

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#7 Jan 29, 2013
OMG!! Another lost child LOOKING for LOVE... get a puppy!!

“July”

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‘

#8 Jan 29, 2013
EraserX wrote:
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Hush. I was talking to Miss Mercy. We've got a thing going on.
C'mon! move along now(:

maybe Miss Mercy is gay! in which case 'I' might
have a chance.

[Pssst!!!]
what's this thread about anyway
?(:

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#9 Jan 29, 2013
Grace Nerissa wrote:
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C'mon! move along now(:
maybe Miss Mercy is gay! in which case 'I' might
have a chance.
[Pssst!!!]
what's this thread about anyway
?(:
Well, obviously, Miss Mercy saw my beautiful profile and wanted to connect. I'm embarrassed to say that this sort of thing happens all the time to me. I'm a quite a catch.
George Michael

Huntington, NY

#10 Jan 29, 2013
EraserX wrote:
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Hush. I was talking to Miss Mercy. We've got a thing going on.
You go boy!!!

I'm pullin for ya!!!.......literally.

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#11 Jan 29, 2013
George Michael wrote:
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You go boy!!!
I'm pullin for ya!!!.......literally.
8-|
George Michael pulling for me. Pfft. That's quite a reach.

“I am H.G's Sock”

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Since: Jul 12

Or is he mine?

#12 Jan 29, 2013
LOL While checking out off beat, I found this. I think I may like it here.

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#13 Jan 29, 2013
Abby Normal One wrote:
LOL While checking out off beat, I found this. I think I may like it here.
Im really liking OFFBEAT too.A better variety of posters and you can post more and have fun.

“July”

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#14 Jan 29, 2013
EraserX wrote:
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Well, obviously, Miss Mercy saw my beautiful profile and wanted to connect. I'm embarrassed to say that this sort of thing happens all the time to me. I'm a quite a catch.
Oh! I see(:

Better stay in the background then..
Grace > muttering to herself
[Ah well!... no harm in trying]!

LOL.

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#15 Jan 29, 2013
sandy63 wrote:
<quoted text>Im really liking OFFBEAT too.A better variety of posters and you can post more and have fun.
Hi Sandy, I thought it was time to broaden my reading. I have found 2 funny threads. Where else do you post here that may welcome a newcomer?

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#16 Jan 29, 2013
Abby Normal One wrote:
<quoted text>Hi Sandy, I thought it was time to broaden my reading. I have found 2 funny threads. Where else do you post here that may welcome a newcomer?
Just go browsing in offbeat,theres several here,and i decided to get out of the soap opera area of topix,lol.

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all day to peek at my facebook

#17 Jan 29, 2013
LOL you two!

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#18 Jan 29, 2013
sandy63 wrote:
<quoted text>Just go browsing in offbeat,theres several here,and i decided to get out of the soap opera area of topix,lol.
LOL I was just on a thread that had only about 5 posts on it. Some one said I gave myself away. I asked what did I give away? When I went back the thread was gone. I have never been talking on a thread that went poof before. That was pretty funny, Now I will never know. Poor me lol

I am going to watch TV. Have a good night.

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#19 Jan 29, 2013
Abby Normal One wrote:
<quoted text>LOL I was just on a thread that had only about 5 posts on it. Some one said I gave myself away. I asked what did I give away? When I went back the thread was gone. I have never been talking on a thread that went poof before. That was pretty funny, Now I will never know. Poor me lol
I am going to watch TV. Have a good night.
Thats funny! You poor thing...have a good night.

PESCreate

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OR NOT .... <[;-)

#20 Jan 29, 2013
Build it and they will come .... great idea.
:)

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