Calif. 911 Dispatchers Get Wacky Calls

Only a third of 911 calls for help are actual emergencies, according to dispatchers who say some of the calls are simply wacky. Full Story
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Vee

AOL

#1 Aug 7, 2006
If people want to call 911 over B S because they think cops dont have anything better to do then they diserve to spend 24 hours in lock up to see what it is like. Everytime some loser is on the phone to ask the police to help them find their lost marbles, or they want a date, someone out there cannot get through with a legitimate emergency, like rapes, roberries, homicides, vehicular accidents, child abduction, or home invasions. Actually jail time might deter the losers from calling again.
Northerner

El Paso, TX

#2 Aug 7, 2006
hmmm...sort of like working in ER

Almost want to laugh - not because it's humorous, but because of the stupidity.
stefanski

Spokane, WA

#3 Aug 9, 2006
Wacky 911 calls in CALIFORNIA.......... Imagine THAT.........
DBS

San Jose, CA

#4 Jul 16, 2014
Especially from brainfried LOONS like John Colby about undercover SCPD methcookets on his patio
DBS

Aptos, CA

#6 Jul 25, 2014
Help!! A seagull crapped on my FAT sister's POS car!!
Donny B

Hayward, CA

#7 Jul 26, 2014
Read more of Buzz's curriculum shitae.....but dont say you werent warned, it is lewd and subversive.....possibly DANGEROUS/ABUSIVE TEACHER IN SCOTTS VALLEY: Click on the following link to read abusive posts by "Buzz", but be prepared, they are very lewd.....

Archive for abuse posts/incest allegations by Buzz
http://www.topix.com/forum/city/santa-cruz-ca...

THIS A WARNING FOR ALL PARENTS, THERE IS A POSSIBLY ABUSIVE TEACHER/PREDATOR IN THE COMMUNITY: Please read this post for important safety information about an individual who says he is a teacher in Scotts Valley. Topix user "Buzz" posts about incest, and incest is no joking matter, it is a sign of abuse in the family. He has been posting these abusive comments by the hundreds as he stalks other topix users. Lately Buzz has also been posting as "John Colby" which is the name of one of the homeless advocates he stalks.....Please distribute this information widely......

Buzz says he has been teaching for 40 years and he is Scotts Valley based. Buzz is his nickname and it refers to the large appetite he had when he was a child. He claims to have a master's degree and he says he went to UCSC. Buzz is most likely in his early to mid 60s, and he has said he weighs over 225 pounds, and he is over 6'2", but he may have changed his appearance recently.

Buzz says he is retired on pension, Social Security, and investments. He says he owns a home valued at $800,000 and has $500k saved + the equity in that home. He has a wife of 39 years and two successful adult children, large extended family and friends. He has also said, "the letters I receive from UC-Berkeley are addressed to "Dr. Buzz"" which implies he has a doctorate, though he contradicts that when says he has a master's degree.

Buzz's wife graduated from UCSC in 1977.....

"Buzz: My wife, UCSC '77, got her teaching credential at San Jose State the year after graduated from UCSC. It took me also one year postgraduate work for my first credential."

Here is an example of one of his abusive posts......

"What do you call your diddling your big fat sister, John? Your neighbors have complained quite a bit about it, so there is probably something to it. I can easily see why over 30 of your neighbors had signed a position calling for your eviction. You are sure one sick, perverted puppy, John."

http://www.topix.com/forum/city/santa-cruz-ca...

AND THIS.....

Tired of being savaged under your Joe Landon sock puppet meme in the Sentinel. You need a break so....
Go give 'Jabba" a jab, John/
Go to her, John C!
She is your Sister!
love her
love her
love her
love her
love her
Slurp
Slurp
Slurp
Slurp
Slurp
Its Her meat curtain!
Give her a hoof massage tonight!
She Is Your Sister!
Go To Her, John C!

http://www.topix.com/forum/city/santa-cruz-ca...
Donny B

Hayward, CA

#8 Jul 26, 2014
DBS wrote:
Help!! A seagull crapped on my FAT sister's POS car!!
You are the one who thinks undercover methcookers where camped out on your patio, you loon!
John Colby

San Francisco, CA

#9 Jul 26, 2014
They won't take my calls. Whine, snivel.....
Culo de Chongo

San Francisco, CA

#10 Jul 26, 2014
John E Colby who posts as DBS, Buzz, Check on Reality, Donny B, endless bummer, takes these names from posters who have offended him by commenting on his crackpot posts. He also frequently posts as Skeptic and Casual Observer.
In his real life, John is an obese, angry, whiny, unemployed, delusional paranoid psychotic who resembles the Pillsbury Dough Boy and lives with his equally morbidly obese sister Pat and two incontinent cats in the Mission Gardens section 8 housing on Grandview in Santa Cruz.
John possesses an enormous, but totally unjustified ego. He claims to have a PhD from UCSC, but lives on public assistance. All the above is verifiable from letters written to IndyBay, Metro Santa Cruz, Topix, the Santa Cruz Sentinel and the San Jose Mercury News. He started on a tirade about meth. He brought meth into almost every thread he posted til it became ludicrous, and he still kept going. MAYBE this is why he's such a mess today.
John's "job" is trying to control all the Topix threads with time outs where he barrages city and county leaders with demands--none of which get serious consideration. He's sent out many complaints to HUD about his section 8 housing and has an ongoing war with JS Co who manages his complex. He's complained for over 3 years, but there he stays. Over 30 of his neighbors signed a petition to have him evicted, alleging he was a threat to children. Unfortunately, John is in a protected class and his neighbors are stuck living next to a ticking time bomb (my opinion).
John also loves to accuse his critics (people he doesn't know except for their posting names which he hijacks) of using meth, being on welfare, being unemployed and doing criminal acts of which there is no evidence. What's the term for someone who projects all his failings on to someone else?
DBS

Freedom, CA

#11 Jul 26, 2014
Donny B wrote:
<quoted text>
You are the one who thinks undercover methcookers where camped out on your patio, you loon!
I can't be bothered to find the post where John E. Colby claimed there were undercover SCPD cooking meth on the patio(where he DIDN'T get evicted).

I've got better things to do with my time.

But we all know it was ColbyLOON
Donny B

Hayward, CA

#12 Jul 26, 2014
DBS wrote:
<quoted text>
I can't be bothered to find the post where John E. Colby claimed there were undercover SCPD cooking meth on the patio(where he DIDN'T get evicted).
I've got better things to do with my time.
But we all know it was ColbyLOON
You were the one who said there were undercover methcookers on the patio at your fathers house, DBS....or did you say it was on the patio of your LUXURY HUNTING CABIN.....????

I dont know about the rest of you, but the idea of DBS owning a luxury hunting cabin makes me think of the movie Deliverance....what a loon he is.....
Donny B

Hayward, CA

#13 Jul 26, 2014
Culo de Chongo wrote:
In his real life, John is an obese, angry, whiny, unemployed, delusional paranoid psychotic who resembles the Pillsbury Dough Boy and lives with his equally morbidly obese sister
You are the one to talk, DBS sockpuppet, you said you were 230 pounds, which makes you clinically obese....stop lying you crazy loon....
Culo de Chongo

San Francisco, CA

#14 Jul 26, 2014
Sounds like you caught your nipple ring in Robert's hairy buttocks you're squealing like the welfare hog you are, John!
Donny B

San Jose, CA

#15 Jul 26, 2014
Culo de Chongo wrote:
Sounds like you caught your nipple ring in Robert's hairy buttocks you're squealing like the welfare hog you are, John!
Dont ask DBS how he knows Roberts butt cheeks are hairy.....

“Schtupping my sister since '79”

Since: Jul 14

POS Van

#16 Jul 26, 2014
Donny B wrote:
<quoted text>
Dont ask DBS how he knows Roberts butt cheeks are hairy.....
Don't ask Donny because I'm Robert's #1 Ass Monkey! I was unintelligible during my radio because my head was far up Norse's colon and had trouble speaking with my mouth full. Ummmm...ummm....ummm.

“New & Improved..”

Level 8

Since: Oct 07

Formerly From Kenya

#17 Jul 26, 2014
Interesting read.
ANON

San Jose, CA

#18 Jul 26, 2014
justaguess wrote:
Interesting read.
Google "John Colby Santa Cruz" and "Robert Norse Santa Cruz" for a better background picture.
Donny B

Falls Church, VA

#19 Jul 26, 2014
DBS wrote:
<quoted text>
I can't be bothered to find the post where John E. Colby claimed there were undercover SCPD cooking meth on the patio(where he DIDN'T get evicted).
I've got better things to do with my time.
But we all know it was ColbyLOON
Buzz has posted John Colby's claim numerous times in the Santa Cruz Forum. John originally published this in IndyCrap at:

https://www.indybay.org/newsitems/2013/02/01/...

Again, Colby's own words come back to haunt him.

SCPD loves drug dealers
by John E. Colby
Sunday Feb 3rd, 2013 5:28 PM
Auntie Imperial is right. The police do love drug dealers. From observations at my apartment complex, I believe the Santa Cruz Police Department (SCPD) turned a dangerous methamphetamine abuser/dealer whose illegal activities I reported to them into a narcotics informant cooking methamphetamine.

I watched for several months from my front porch and bedroom window as apparent undercover officers trained this drug dealer to cook methamphetamine in his backyard.

Apparently the SCPD dropped a methamphetamine cooker in the middle of a Section 8 apartment complex unknown to HUD and the rest of the federal government. I believe HUD is very angry about this. It seems that HUD is not taking this lightly.

This is consistent with reports from other Santa Cruz citizens who complain that they can't get the SCPD to remove drug houses from their neighborhoods. One elderly woman reported to me that she was going to sell her house because it was the only way she could escape from the meth house next door.

This alleged collusion between the SCPD and dangerous drug dealers is what Santa Cruz should be marching to the City Council about. The homeless are merely a convenient diversion for alleged SCPD corruption.
Donny B

Falls Church, VA

#20 Jul 26, 2014
Donny B wrote:
<quoted text>
You were the one who said there were undercover methcookers on the patio at your fathers house, DBS....or did you say it was on the patio of your LUXURY HUNTING CABIN.....????
I dont know about the rest of you, but the idea of DBS owning a luxury hunting cabin makes me think of the movie Deliverance....what a loon he is.....
Lying again????? Why am I NOT surprised.

Trying in a vain attempt to obscure or deny that JOHN COLBY made the statement at:

https://www.indybay.org/newsitems/2013/02/01/...
Donny B

Falls Church, VA

#21 Jul 26, 2014
Remember when John Colby made a similar accusation against the SCPD when City Attorney Barisone's office was set alight by a HUFF volunteer?

Colby stated:

"i wouldn't be surprised if undercover SCPD officers put the lighter in this perp's hands and lit it for him, as he looks too dazed to plan anything. they probably scattered the lighter fluid around for him too."

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