There's a Double Dutch Bus comin' down the street

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Since: Jan 07

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#1 Nov 3, 2013
Give me a ho, if you've got your funky bus fare,ho

Movin' pretty fast, so kinda shuffle your feet
Get on the bus and pay your fare
And tell the driver that
You're goin' to a Double Dutch Affair
Fe, Fi, Fo, Fum
Well, I'll be darn here it comes
The Double Dutch Bus is on the street
You'd better get off the curb move your feet

Bus fare trans-pass, that's the way my money lasts
Ain't got no car to get around, when I go to work
I've gotta go downtown, now, I've missed my train
That's a darn shame, when I'm running late
No sleep's to blame, if you've gotta wife, you know
I'm right, gotta special man, well, I can understand
Uptown, downtown, everybody's getting down
Say uptown, say downtown

Well, I've missed my bus I know I'm late
I've gotta do something I knit, ow, I hate
I'm gonna walk to work fifteen blocks
I already got a hole in my socks
Go ahead and laugh that's okay
'Cause, what I really wanna say
I got bad feet my corns hurt
To top it off I'm lost for work

Let me tell you what I say
When I'm dealing with the funky sidewalk
Let me show you how to walk
When I gotta do my funky walk
Let me tell you what I say
When I'm dealing with the funky sidewalk
I say, sugar

Bip, bomp, bam alakazam
But only when you're grooving
With the Double Dutch Man
Put on your skates don't forget your rope
'Cause I know I'm gonna see you
At my Double Dutch Show

Rebecca, Lolita, Veshawn and Dawn
Every time you do the Double Dutch you really turn it on
Bilzarbra, Mitzery, Milzetty, Kilsan
Titzommy, Kitzerrance, Kilzommy that's my man
Come on get on my Double Dutch Bus
(The Double Dutch Bus)

Let me hear you say do that
(Do that)
Let me hear you say, do that again
(Do that again)
Let me hear you say, do the, do
(Do the, do)
Let me hear you say, do the, do the, do
(Do the, do the, do)
Do the, do da, do da, do, do, do
(Do the, do da, do da, do, do, do)

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