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Wide Eyed

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Jan 16, 2013
 
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I agree whole heartedly!!!!
I envy people who have been able to achieve that. It seemed like the more effort I put into it, the less I got out of it. Of course, he may feel the same way. Who knows?
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Jan 16, 2013
 
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I envy people who have been able to achieve that. It seemed like the more effort I put into it, the less I got out of it. Of course, he may feel the same way. Who knows?
Yeah, I know how you feel.

At some point one just backs off and does what he/she feels right for THEMSELVES as opposed to considering the other one in the equasion.......Sad in a way.
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Jan 16, 2013
 
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Yeah, I know how you feel.
At some point one just backs off and does what he/she feels right for THEMSELVES as opposed to considering the other one in the equasion.......Sad in a way.
Very sad. I don't like living with a "D" on my permanent record. Regardless of how or why it happens, it is a failure that is not to be taken lightly.

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#25
Jan 16, 2013
 
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1 Corinthians 7:1 says; It is good for a man not to touch a woman.

1 Corinthians 7:8 says; I say therefore to the unmarried and widows, It is good for them if they abide even as I.

Matthew 19:12; For there are eunuchs, which were so born from their mother's womb, there are eunuchs which were made eunuchs of men, and there be eunuchs which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake.

I WARN you! It is WRONG! WRONG!!! for a man to touch a woman, and it is WRONG for a woman to touch a man! Marriage is WRONG! It is IDOLATRY! And all Idolatrers WILL have their place in the Lake that burns with fire and brimstone!

In the beginning, God may have made man as male and female so he can be fruitful and multiply. But when Adam and Eve ate the forbidden fruit, the Covenant of Marriage was Permanently FORFEITTED!!! When man brought sin into the world, man has FORFEITTED the right to get married and be fruitful and multiply upon the Earth. And man has Allready PROVEN himself, again and again repeatedly, as a complete, moral FAILURE! And even in the very NEAR future, man will once AGAIN prove himself as a complete moral failure; during the Great Tribulation! Therefore, man has NO RIGHT to walk the Earth!
Preacher, go back to seminary before you mislead any more people. You omitted the sections where it says that it is good IN MARRIAGE and what about Ephesians 5:25 that says "Married men love your wives as Christ loved the church and have himself for her."? Why not preach GOOD instead of twisting His words to fit your own personal theology? I pray or your soul, I really do.
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Jan 16, 2013
 
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Very sad. I don't like living with a "D" on my permanent record. Regardless of how or why it happens, it is a failure that is not to be taken lightly.
A "D" is still much better than the Scarlett letter......

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Jan 16, 2013
 
What a pile a hooey!
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No matter what, it is still good to remain single!

If you take a good look through the Bible, you will see that man has repeatedly, again and again, proven himself a complete moral failure.

Just a few generations after Adam and Eve ate the forbidden fruit, man became SO evil that it grieved God tremendously, to the point where He was actually sorry that he made the world! And you know what he did? He had to send a worldwide flood to wash and drown the world. And only 8 people survived.

Right after the flood, man went right back down the evil road again. The numerous plagues didn't budge the Egyptian Pharaoh a milimeter. When Jesus was here, you know what the world leaders did? They WHIPPED him, they FLAYED his back! They put a crown of sharp THORNS on his head and then beat his head with canes. They made him carry a huge, heavy cross up a hill! Then they drove Big Steel Spikes right through his hands and feet! For 3 long, gruelling hours, Jesus hung on the cross, nailed to it by his hands and feet, bleeding all over the place, suffering horrible, tremendous pain and agony, nonstop, for 3 hours, the crown of thorns still on his head, steel spikes driven through his hands and feet, his back aching and stinging from all the lashings he took.

And even today, evil still reigns in mankind. This Earth has seen, since Jesus was brutally crucified, widespread slavery, 2 world wars, terrorism, violence in practically every single major city, endless corruption, iron-fisted dictatorships (look at, for instance, North Korea, Cuba, Zimbabwe, and even Iraq), and the Great Tribulation even being potentially as close as the next bend in the road.

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#29
Mar 24, 2013
 
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1 Corinthians 7:1 says; It is good for a man not to touch a woman.
1 Corinthians 7:8 says; I say therefore to the unmarried and widows, It is good for them if they abide even as I.
Matthew 19:12; For there are eunuchs, which were so born from their mother's womb, there are eunuchs which were made eunuchs of men, and there be eunuchs which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake.
I WARN you! It is WRONG! WRONG!!! for a man to touch a woman, and it is WRONG for a woman to touch a man! Marriage is WRONG! It is IDOLATRY! And all Idolatrers WILL have their place in the Lake that burns with fire and brimstone!
In the beginning, God may have made man as male and female so he can be fruitful and multiply. But when Adam and Eve ate the forbidden fruit, the Covenant of Marriage was Permanently FORFEITTED!!! When man brought sin into the world, man has FORFEITTED the right to get married and be fruitful and multiply upon the Earth. And man has Allready PROVEN himself, again and again repeatedly, as a complete, moral FAILURE! And even in the very NEAR future, man will once AGAIN prove himself as a complete moral failure; during the Great Tribulation! Therefore, man has NO RIGHT to walk the Earth!
I think a specific type of modern "marriage" is the idolatry. But I will not go there. But you take Paul out of context. He was stating his opinion at that time based on the notion the second coming would be within the next few years. Later he said it was better to marry than to burn (presumably with lust). He saw that the second coming was not as imminent as assumed. In his first view, everyone was to live in a crisis, panic mode, and in times of emergency, you don't have time or focus to marry. If you live in a constant state of warfare, you won't have time for things like marriage as survival and fighting the enemy are priority. It was easy to assume that was the way to live since all the things between Christ and the events Luke wrote about in Acts.

As for Eden, Eden and immorality were forfeited, not marriage. God cast them both out together.

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#30
Mar 24, 2013
 
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Here is another critical thing to look at; 1 John 2:15-17. And that means you are to love NOTHING that is in or of the world! That expressively includes but is NOT limited to marriage, as well as even the trees, rivers, oceans, islands, mountains, animals, everything! The world, as well as the Entire Universe, is SATAN'S DOMAIN!!!
BIIIG difference between love and worship. I love my wife, I don't worship her. Well, except on those nights when she barely wears this one particular "outfit" of hers.:-))

Of course your jibberish would mean that parents shouldn't love their children. Take a good look at the world around you. Take a good look at how fucked up young people are getting. This is because their parents don't love them, they just spoil them or ignore them.
Obviously I don't mean all parents but more and more of them are simply emotionally checking out of their kid's lives.

However, I'll play the pick and choose Bible verses game here, I'm bored anyway.
Luke 10:25-28

25 And one day an authority on the law stood up to put Jesus to the test.“Teacher,” he asked,“what must I do to receive eternal life?”
26 What is written in the Law?” Jesus replied.“How do you understand it?”
27 He answered,“‘Love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul. Love him with all your strength and with all your mind.’ And,‘Love your neighbor as you love yourself.’”
28“You have answered correctly,” Jesus replied.“Do that, and you will live.”

Galatians 5:14

For all the law is fulfilled in one word, even in this; Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself.

Leviticus 19:34 But the stranger that dwelleth with you shall be unto you as one born among you, and thou shalt love him as thyself; for ye were strangers in the land of Egypt: I am the LORD your God.

Simply put, God wants us to love each other. He wants us to procreate too, otherwise there'd be no people. He just doesn't want you to put anyone or anything above Him, nor to love material things.
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Whisgean Zoda wrote:
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28“You have answered correctly,” Jesus replied.“Do that, and you will live.”
Galatians 5:14
For all the law is fulfilled in one word, even in this; Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself.
You gotta do better than that!!!
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#32
Mar 25, 2013
 
Hey guys, did you know that the female symbol resembles an inverted cross with a circle on top?

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#33
Mar 26, 2013
 
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Hey guys, did you know that the female symbol resembles an inverted cross with a circle on top?
Yes, that is the sign of the pagan goddess Venus. Since the Earth is considered Planet Venus' sister, its symbol is an inverted version of the Venus symbol.

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#34
Mar 26, 2013
 
I've also noticed the Reformed United Church of Christ's symbol appears to be a modified version of the Earth symbol. That is quite fitting, IMHO, when they are a liberal denomination and somewhat believe in a gospel of humanism.
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#35
Mar 26, 2013
 
The inverted Latin cross is very commonly associated with Satanism and anti-Christian stuff. The kind of stuff that would land you in Hell so fast your head would spin!

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#36
Mar 26, 2013
 
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No matter what, it is still good to remain single!
When Tommy’s mother asks her son when he is going to settle down with a nice young lady, he answers “Sure, mom, I settle down with a nice girl every night, then I'm free the next morning.”

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Mar 26, 2013
 
1 Corinthians 7:1-40
7 Now concerning the matters about which you wrote:“It is good for a man not to have sexual relations with a woman.” 2 But because of the temptation to sexual immorality, each man should have his own wife and each woman her own husband. 3 The husband should give to his wife her conjugal rights, and likewise the wife to her husband. 4 For the wife does not have authority over her own body, but the husband does. Likewise the husband does not have authority over his own body, but the wife does. 5 Do not deprive one another, except perhaps by agreement for a limited time, that you may devote yourselves to prayer; but then come together again, so that Satan may not tempt you because of your lack of self-control.

6 Now as a concession, not a command, I say this. 7 I wish that all were as I myself am. But each has his own gift from God, one of one kind and one of another.

8 To the unmarried and the widows I say that it is good for them to remain single as I am. 9 But if they cannot exercise self-control, they should marry. For it is better to marry than to burn with passion.

10 To the married I give this charge (not I, but the Lord): the wife should not separate from her husband 11 (but if she does, she should remain unmarried or else be reconciled to her husband), and the husband should not divorce his wife.

12 To the rest I say (I, not the Lord) that if any brother has a wife who is an unbeliever, and she consents to live with him, he should not divorce her. 13 If any woman has a husband who is an unbeliever, and he consents to live with her, she should not divorce him. 14 For the unbelieving husband is made holy because of his wife, and the unbelieving wife is made holy because of her husband. Otherwise your children would be unclean, but as it is, they are holy. 15 But if the unbelieving partner separates, let it be so. In such cases the brother or sister is not enslaved. God has called you to peace. 16 For how do you know, wife, whether you will save your husband? Or how do you know, husband, whether you will save your wife? 17 Only let each person lead the life that the Lord has assigned to him, and to which God has called him. This is my rule in all the churches. 18 Was anyone at the time of his call already circumcised? Let him not seek to remove the marks of circumcision. Was anyone at the time of his call uncircumcised? Let him not seek circumcision. 19 For neither circumcision counts for anything nor uncircumcision, but keeping the commandments of God. 20 Each one should remain in the condition in which he was called. 21 Were you a bond servant when called? Do not be concerned about it.(But if you can gain your freedom, avail yourself of the opportunity.) 22 For he who was called in the Lord as a bond servant is a freedman of the Lord. Likewise he who was free when called is a bond servant of Christ. 23 You were bought with a price; do not become bond servants of men. 24 So, brothers, in whatever condition each was called, there let him remain with God.

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If you guys really think marriage isn't a sin, then why did Jesus preach about eunuchs? Eunuchs are people who don't have any sexual relationships, including marriage, at all in their entire lives.
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Jesus even said that there were people who made themselves eunuchs for the Kingdom of Heaven's sake!
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Hello Preacher,

Yeah, God called today and said to tell you to get a life and leave the people alone. He also said to tell you if man never touches a woman there will be no CHILDREN and if there are no CHILDREN the world will run out of people. So he has asked that you Heavens Gate has departed and you missed the ship.
Its o k to drink the tainted kool aid if you must.

I think a nice padded room might be nice this time of year and if you hurry you can choose the location of your liking.

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Apr 17, 2013
 
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Jesus even said that there were people who made themselves eunuchs for the Kingdom of Heaven's sake!
Do you preach from Kenya also?

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