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Top 10 reasons you'r Scrooged in find a job in 2012

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Man from Atlantis

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Oct 4, 2012
 
Top 10 reasons you are Scrooged in find a job in 2012
1. Every time taco they asked you for Quesadilla without sauce you dumb butt put sauce! Your Scrooged

2. Every time they get and look for a job you lay back down! Your are Scrooged

3. You are a baby mama and grandma! You are Scrooged

4. Every time the tell you park the car you hit other cars! Your Scrooged

5. You are mormon with 5 sister wives and 15th children name Osman!
You are Scrooged.

6. You are black, ugly, fat, female and comb your hair! You are so Srcooged
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7. You don’t was your butt! You are Scrooged man

8. If you work at buffet but you ate most the buffet then You are Scrooged

9. If you a red neck with 3rd grade education and you voting for Romney Your Scrooged man!

10. And the Top Ten reason you Scrooged in find a job 2012 You are Moderate Republican! You Scrooged behold belief.
Man from Atlantis

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Oct 4, 2012
 
1. Every time at taco bell they asked you for Quesadilla without sauce you dumb butt put on sauce! Your Scrooged

2. Every time they get and look for a job you lay back down! Your are Scrooged

3. You are a baby mama and grandma! You are Scrooged

4. Every time the tell you park the car you hit other cars! Your Scrooged

5. You are mormon with 5 sister wives and 15th children name Osmon!

You are Scrooged.

6. You are black, ugly, fat, female and don't comb your hair! You are so Srcooged
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7. You don’t wash your butt! You are Scrooged man

8. If you work at buffet but you ate most the buffet then You are Scrooged

9. If you a red neck with 3rd grade education and you voting for Romney Your Scrooged man!

10. And the Top Ten reason you Scrooged in find a job 2012 You are Moderate Republican! You Scrooged behold belief.

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Nehwon

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Oct 4, 2012
 
Dude. You are trying much too hard. If you want to troll, keep it simple and don't do a top ten list.

You'll get a lot more bites if you do something like this...

The South shall rise again! Only this time when they start the War of Northern Aggression, they'll take Fort Sumter!

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Oct 4, 2012
 
They say the third time is a charm.

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Nehwon

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Oct 4, 2012
 

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Spokaloonian wrote:
They say the third time is a charm.
It does beg the question... Had the Confederacy won their Independence, would the Northern states now be complaining that illegal immigrants from the South are taking our jobs of mowing lawns and building our homes?

And should the North United States spend millions of dollars to build a fence a 20 buck ladder from Home Depot could neutralize?

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