“Happy Holidays”

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"you get back what you give"

#755 May 10, 2013
DaveMC wrote:
I didnt think I was gonna give anymore f@#ks today once I got off work and then Red showed up!!! So glad to see you sweety!!!
LOL! Aww thanks Dave, you brought a tear to my eyes. OOPS, a little "toot" escaped too, teehee! ;^D

“Fishin" in the Moonlight”

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#757 May 10, 2013
Awww F%#k it, tears in a bucket!

“....VETS”

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WELCOME HOME

#758 May 11, 2013
is it better to give it or receive it

“268th Attack Hel Bn”

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AH-1S Cobra

#759 May 11, 2013
I don't give a F*&^ if the little s&*t rots in jail for the next 5 years. Steal from ME after I've opened my home to you and tried to be a friend, and been there for him for 8 years..... Little A$$wipe can be some bubba's B%$*& and take in the can for all care.

Ungrateful little F*&^tard.

Yeah, I'm pissed.
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#760 May 11, 2013
Im f#@king offended by all this f#@cking cursing

where the hell is the yellowcatguy hall monitor..?

:}

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Buffalo, NY

#761 May 11, 2013
... i can give a half a one today ... but then i gotta run ...

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#762 May 11, 2013
reebie wrote:
Im f#@king offended by all this f#@cking cursing
where the hell is the yellowcatguy hall monitor..?
:}
His f#@king head would probably explode if he read this thread...how the f#@k are ya Reebs??? My workers havent showed up this morning and I really dont give a f#@k.

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#763 May 11, 2013
GMGMIKE wrote:
... i can give a half a one today ... but then i gotta run ...
You shouldnt give unless you can give 110% Mike!!!
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#764 May 11, 2013
DaveMC wrote:
<quoted text>His f#@king head would probably explode if he read this thread...how the f#@k are ya Reebs??? My workers havent showed up this morning and I really dont give a f#@k.
Im good ..well rested... working a a f#@king Saturday, fu#@king sucks dude....

just keep pickin up those f#@king nails for us girls mkay?

:) xo
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#765 May 11, 2013
DaveMC wrote:
<quoted text>You shouldnt give unless you can give 110% Mike!!!
I dunno , does half constitute a quicky or is it just halfassed?
this begs discussion..

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#766 May 11, 2013
reebie wrote:
<quoted text>
I dunno , does half constitute a quicky or is it just halfassed?
this begs discussion..
Its arguable...a quickie still involves a finish so wouldnt that be considered a whole not half??? Really all you did was skip all the in between fun stuff and got right down to business. Its like a cliff notes version of giving a f#@k...My grandpa always said if you cant do it fast do it half fast...lol

“Ginger and her humans”

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#767 May 11, 2013
tallyho wrote:
is it better to give it or receive it
Effing both! Morning Tally!

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#768 May 11, 2013
My husband's grandpa got alzheimers (spelling??) and his grandma was paralyzed from the waist down due to malpractice. Anyways his grandpa was kind of a vulgar man and it only got worse when he got alzheimers. One time when we were visiting her he walked into the room with his pants down and told her to suck it or f@#k it.
Thank goodness my kids weren't around yet.

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#769 May 11, 2013
I thought the "dayum" thread put an annoying song in my head. You should hear what this one put in my head,lol.

“& My Favorite Dog Muttley ”

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Myrtle Beach, SC

#770 May 11, 2013
Colonel Angus Sutton wrote:
<quoted text>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =SKm5xQyD2vEXX
Ph˙škin' cracks me up..
Greetings.

Thanks for posting this f%#k'g clip - as far as I'm concerned it's the best f%#k'g 4 second clip on youtube!:)

“....VETS”

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WELCOME HOME

#771 May 11, 2013
DondoDork wrote:
<quoted text>
Effing both! Morning Tally!
with you , yay.... you are right both ...now that is
f#@king

Since: Aug 08

Buffalo, NY

#772 May 11, 2013
DaveMC wrote:
<quoted text>You shouldnt give unless you can give 110% Mike!!!
... now don't be shoutin this out but i can't give 110% i wuz circumsized ...
Krypteia

Newcastle Upon Tyne, UK

#773 May 11, 2013
GMGMIKE wrote:
<quoted text>... now don't be shoutin this out but i can't give 110% i wuz circumsized ...
Now if this was The English Civil War you would be a Roundhead and I a cavalier ..

“....VETS”

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#774 May 11, 2013
GMGMIKE wrote:
<quoted text>... now don't be shoutin this out but i can't give 110% i wuz circumsized ...
maybe a malpractice suit... at least you still have 10% right seahound
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#775 May 11, 2013
GMGMIKE wrote:
<quoted text>... now don't be shoutin this out but i can't give 110% i wuz circumsized ...
we arent concerned with how you were baptized...
we just want ya being a team player ....

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