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#755
May 10, 2013
 
DaveMC wrote:
I didnt think I was gonna give anymore f@#ks today once I got off work and then Red showed up!!! So glad to see you sweety!!!
LOL! Aww thanks Dave, you brought a tear to my eyes. OOPS, a little "toot" escaped too, teehee! ;^D

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#757
May 10, 2013
 
Awww F%#k it, tears in a bucket!

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May 11, 2013
 

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is it better to give it or receive it

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I don't give a F*&^ if the little s&*t rots in jail for the next 5 years. Steal from ME after I've opened my home to you and tried to be a friend, and been there for him for 8 years..... Little A$$wipe can be some bubba's B%$*& and take in the can for all care.

Ungrateful little F*&^tard.

Yeah, I'm pissed.

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#760
May 11, 2013
 
Im f#@king offended by all this f#@cking cursing

where the hell is the yellowcatguy hall monitor..?

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#761
May 11, 2013
 
... i can give a half a one today ... but then i gotta run ...

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#762
May 11, 2013
 
reebie wrote:
Im f#@king offended by all this f#@cking cursing
where the hell is the yellowcatguy hall monitor..?
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His f#@king head would probably explode if he read this thread...how the f#@k are ya Reebs??? My workers havent showed up this morning and I really dont give a f#@k.

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#763
May 11, 2013
 
GMGMIKE wrote:
... i can give a half a one today ... but then i gotta run ...
You shouldnt give unless you can give 110% Mike!!!

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#764
May 11, 2013
 
DaveMC wrote:
<quoted text>His f#@king head would probably explode if he read this thread...how the f#@k are ya Reebs??? My workers havent showed up this morning and I really dont give a f#@k.
Im good ..well rested... working a a f#@king Saturday, fu#@king sucks dude....

just keep pickin up those f#@king nails for us girls mkay?

:) xo

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#765
May 11, 2013
 
DaveMC wrote:
<quoted text>You shouldnt give unless you can give 110% Mike!!!
I dunno , does half constitute a quicky or is it just halfassed?
this begs discussion..

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#766
May 11, 2013
 
reebie wrote:
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I dunno , does half constitute a quicky or is it just halfassed?
this begs discussion..
Its arguable...a quickie still involves a finish so wouldnt that be considered a whole not half??? Really all you did was skip all the in between fun stuff and got right down to business. Its like a cliff notes version of giving a f#@k...My grandpa always said if you cant do it fast do it half fast...lol

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tallyho wrote:
is it better to give it or receive it
Effing both! Morning Tally!

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#768
May 11, 2013
 
My husband's grandpa got alzheimers (spelling??) and his grandma was paralyzed from the waist down due to malpractice. Anyways his grandpa was kind of a vulgar man and it only got worse when he got alzheimers. One time when we were visiting her he walked into the room with his pants down and told her to suck it or f@#k it.
Thank goodness my kids weren't around yet.

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#769
May 11, 2013
 
I thought the "dayum" thread put an annoying song in my head. You should hear what this one put in my head,lol.

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Colonel Angus Sutton wrote:
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =SKm5xQyD2vEXX
Ph˙škin' cracks me up..
Greetings.

Thanks for posting this f%#k'g clip - as far as I'm concerned it's the best f%#k'g 4 second clip on youtube!:)

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DondoDork wrote:
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Effing both! Morning Tally!
with you , yay.... you are right both ...now that is
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#772
May 11, 2013
 
DaveMC wrote:
<quoted text>You shouldnt give unless you can give 110% Mike!!!
... now don't be shoutin this out but i can't give 110% i wuz circumsized ...
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GMGMIKE wrote:
<quoted text>... now don't be shoutin this out but i can't give 110% i wuz circumsized ...
Now if this was The English Civil War you would be a Roundhead and I a cavalier ..

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GMGMIKE wrote:
<quoted text>... now don't be shoutin this out but i can't give 110% i wuz circumsized ...
maybe a malpractice suit... at least you still have 10% right seahound

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GMGMIKE wrote:
<quoted text>... now don't be shoutin this out but i can't give 110% i wuz circumsized ...
we arent concerned with how you were baptized...
we just want ya being a team player ....

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