Why didn't the boys of offbeat enlinst in any of our services?

Created by Pollster on Mar 25, 2013

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They're cowards

Mommy told them not too

They always have excuses

They hate the USA

Their theory is let someone else do it

The little girls didn't want to get hurt

War or no war they're cowards

Too busy sucking off the government

Mousy boys

All of the above and they cry easy

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#21 Mar 25, 2013
Ferrerman wrote:
<quoted text>I was in 4H (quilting) so I got a deferment.
Plus, there was that difficulty in granting the request for combat boots with spike heels..

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#22 Mar 25, 2013
crazy idea wrote:
USS South Coralina CGN 37
You're as dyslexic as me but I use a spell checker. ;-)

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#23 Mar 25, 2013
Colorado Chick wrote:
<quoted text> RAH, RAH for YOU..AZZWIPE!!
Were it not for those of us that served during the Cold War, you might not have the Freedom of Speech to make such an asinine statement.

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#24 Mar 25, 2013
Bama Yankee wrote:
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Were it not for those of us that served during the Cold War, you might not have the Freedom of Speech to make such an asinine statement.
"A country that forgets its heroes will itself be forgotten." ~ Abraham Lincoln

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USA

#25 Mar 25, 2013
U.S.S. Alamo 70 to 74

“Don't harsh my mellow, man!”

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#26 Mar 25, 2013
reebie wrote:
I grew up 3 miles from GAFB... I loved alot of military boys...
Tinker AFB here! Lived by, not stationed at! LOL!

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#27 Mar 26, 2013
Why didn't you enlist Pollster???

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#28 Mar 27, 2013
WHO needs BOYS..WHEN...REAL MEN...are Handier???

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#29 May 2, 2013
Pollster must be hiding in Canada

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#30 May 2, 2013
Many of 'the boys' have been in the military.
What's this thread about?
Krypteia

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#31 May 2, 2013
1st Battalion Queens Regiment then transfer to 2nd Battalion Parachute Regiment..

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