Why didn't the boys of offbeat enlinst in any of our services?

Created by Pollster on Mar 25, 2013

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They're cowards

Mommy told them not too

They always have excuses

They hate the USA

Their theory is let someone else do it

The little girls didn't want to get hurt

War or no war they're cowards

Too busy sucking off the government

Mousy boys

All of the above and they cry easy

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“Beware ye of the dragon's lair”

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for ye are juicy medium rare

#1 Mar 25, 2013
what?

“Hey Moe ! ! !”

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#2 Mar 25, 2013
I'm 58 and was in the Navy on the USS Carl Vinson,Each "boy" does his time in his time!!!

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

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Rockin' USA ;)

#3 Mar 25, 2013
HOW do we know fer sure??...HELL, there's another thread THAT isn't sure if we know the posters or not!!!

“Geaux Tigers!”

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#4 Mar 25, 2013
Syloc wrote:
I'm 58 and was in the Navy on the USS Carl Vinson,Each "boy" does his time in his time!!!
I did a Persian Gulf deployment on CVN 70 in the 90's. Small world.

“I know where you are,”

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#5 Mar 25, 2013
Syloc wrote:
I'm 58 and was in the Navy on the USS Carl Vinson,Each "boy" does his time in his time!!!
USS Oriskany & Roosevelt.

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#6 Mar 25, 2013
I did not serve. I came >< this close but backed out after a recruited lied to me. Soured me on the whole military thing.

So, I guess you'd have to put me in the 'excuses' category.
Cook County Draft Board

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#7 Mar 25, 2013
We thought about drafting Ferrerman, but we nave made it to the bottom of the barrel. Besides, there was the "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" thing at the time.

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#8 Mar 25, 2013
Syloc wrote:
I'm 58 and was in the Navy on the USS Carl Vinson,Each "boy" does his time in his time!!!
I'm 69 and I enlisted...... twice.

“*=* Always Thinking *=*”

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#9 Mar 25, 2013
political spammer 'again' the pot calls the kettle black!

“Hey Moe ! ! !”

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Alapaha , Georgia

#10 Mar 25, 2013
65007noogard wrote:
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I did a Persian Gulf deployment on CVN 70 in the 90's. Small world.
I'm a plank-owner on the Vinson Called it the rtc 70 lol
Da Funky ONE

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#11 Mar 25, 2013
4f
Seems

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#12 Mar 25, 2013
That most on here were Navy. Not many of us ground pounders posting.

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#13 Mar 25, 2013
Syloc wrote:
<quoted text>I'm a plank-owner on the Vinson Called it the rtc 70 lol
I served on the Mighty O's last West-Pac.
Ferrerman

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#14 Mar 25, 2013
Da Funky ONE wrote:
4f
I was in 4H (quilting) so I got a deferment.

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

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Rockin' USA ;)

#15 Mar 25, 2013
Bama Yankee wrote:
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I'm 69 and I enlisted...... twice.
RAH, RAH for YOU..AZZWIPE!!
Reported

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#16 Mar 25, 2013
Colorado Chick wrote:
<quoted text> RAH, RAH for YOU..AZZWIPE!!
Reported!

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#17 Mar 25, 2013
Colorado Chick wrote:
HOW do we know fer sure??...HELL, there's another thread THAT isn't sure if we know the posters or not!!!
Just as sure as you're a "chick."
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#18 Mar 25, 2013
I grew up 3 miles from GAFB... I loved alot of military boys...
crazy idea

Memphis, TN

#19 Mar 25, 2013
USS South Coralina CGN 37
Marley Money

Medford, NY

#20 Mar 25, 2013
USS Low Tide.
Still an active member.

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