How many beers a day, make you an alc...

How many beers a day, make you an alcoholic?

Created by cute guys on Mar 20, 2008

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1 beer?

2 beers?

3 beers?

4 beers?

5 beers?

6 beers?

7 beers?

8 beers?

9 beers?

Only liguer make you alcoholic

“Irony, metaphor, film @ eleven”

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Since: Feb 08

Old Mesilla/New Las Cruces

#65 Mar 22, 2008
OH,......HEY,.........LOOK AT THE TIME.

It's Saturday. I'm going to happy hour.

Since: Feb 08

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#67 Mar 22, 2008
Scottish Girl wrote:
<quoted text>Crap, I used to be a nympho.
Oh SH!T...feel sorry for you..LOL

Since: Feb 08

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#68 Mar 22, 2008
tallyho wrote:
<quoted text>
not so cheeka I quit smoking since Mat 4th 1994 and never put another one in my hand , I swear on the Marine Corps flag
I did and do drink because I was married to Dracula's niece
I started when i was 13, quit so many times, the last time for almost five years and I always had the urge when I drank or got pissed off...when i went through my divorce I started again, due to his threats that he was going to kill me, that was almost four years ago.

“Truth, Justice”

Since: Dec 07

and the American Way

#69 Mar 22, 2008
How many ya got?
beatlesinthebog

New Zealand

#70 Mar 22, 2008
Mexican Hillbilly wrote:
I have been drinking since I was 15. Normal was 12-20 beers a day. I have lost my taste for beer. Now it's three vodkas a day.
Bottles?

Since: Feb 08

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#71 Mar 22, 2008
smelly wrote:
<quoted text>
lol...ya beer sucks...if your going to be an acholic atleast drink real achol
7&7...yummmmmm.
RUCEREAL

Glenview, IL

#72 Mar 22, 2008
To define drunkenness, one judge quoted Peacockís, "The Misfortunes of Elphin", to begin his opinion in the case of ---Pfeffer v. The State of Georgia / Dept. of Public Safety ( 1975 ).(Just donít try telling this line to anyone in a 12 step program or any MADD mommies!!!!!!)


NOT DRUNK IS HE WHO FROM THE FLOOR, CAN RISE ALONE AND STILL DRINK MORE.

BUT DRUNK IS HE WHO PROSTRATE LIES,
WITHOUT THE POWER TO DRINK OR RISE.

From the book, Ludicrous Laws & Mindless Misdemeanors by: L. Davidson
RUCEREAL

Glenview, IL

#73 Mar 22, 2008
Actually, the correct answer to this question is, 1 alchoholic beverage of any type, proof or quantity. This only applies if the person truly is an alchoholic and knows it! The first step is admitting to yourself and others that you have a problem!
skipper

Miramar Beach, FL

#74 Mar 22, 2008
RUCEREAL wrote:
Actually, the correct answer to this question is, 1 alchoholic beverage of any type, proof or quantity. This only applies if the person truly is an alchoholic and knows it! The first step is admitting to yourself and others that you have a problem!
I don't have a drinking problem unless

i GETS TOO DRUNK ( OR FORGET)TO BUY EXTRA BEER ON SATURDAY TO DRINK ON SUNDAY.

“....VETS”

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WELCOME HOME

#76 Mar 23, 2008
skipper wrote:
<quoted text>
I don't have a drinking problem unless
i GETS TOO DRUNK ( OR FORGET)TO BUY EXTRA BEER ON SATURDAY TO DRINK ON SUNDAY.
brown water rat never forgets to get extra froth, for god's day

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#77 Mar 23, 2008
An Easter blessing for everyone....

http://www.alighthouse.com/easter33.htm
JAY

Santa Maria, CA

#78 Sep 22, 2008
As long as it doesnt affect your work or family life, and you are a healthy person I think that 2-4 beers a day is ok. I exercise regularly, and am a successful person, I really love beer. I drink it. I probably average 3 a day, and rarely do I ever have more than 4.
ARE YOU

Lowell, MA

#79 Sep 22, 2008
If you want the answer to whether or not your an Alcoholic go to an open A.A. meeting. Listen to the speakers. Try to see if you can identify with anyones story. Don't compare your drinking with theirs because all drinking habits are not the same. Remember its not how much you drink or how often, its what happens when you do.

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#80 Sep 22, 2008
In my joking answer: If you can still post to topix and read what is being posted, you're not an alcholic.

In my real answer: If you have to drink to numb some pain, your on your way. If you have to drink because your body will go into the DTs, you're already there.

I personally don't believe that having a drink or two in the evening makes you an alcholic but that's just me. Others may disagree. Some people can have one drink and get hooked. Just like any other drug.

“Man in Black”

Level 1

Since: Aug 08

United States of America

#81 Sep 22, 2008
I drink a six pack a day! I am not an alcoholic! I don't go to meetings! I am just a DRUNK!

BBuuuurrrppp.......

“Ante Omnia Armari”

Since: Nov 07

"You get back what you give"

#82 Sep 22, 2008
What a goofy poll..*urp!*..pas me another beer!
skip

Decatur, GA

#83 Sep 22, 2008
JAY wrote:
As long as it doesnt affect your work or family life, and you are a healthy person I think that 2-4 beers a day is ok. I exercise regularly, and am a successful person, I really love beer. I drink it. I probably average 3 a day, and rarely do I ever have more than 4.
3 a day,3
sheesh
why even bother drinkin it at all.

Since: May 07

Spokane, WA

#84 Sep 22, 2008
JAY wrote:
As long as it doesnt affect your work or family life, and you are a healthy person I think that 2-4 beers a day is ok. I exercise regularly, and am a successful person, I really love beer. I drink it. I probably average 3 a day, and rarely do I ever have more than 4.
Is this Jay Leno? lmao!!~Kidding~

“Irony, metaphor, film @ eleven”

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Since: Feb 08

Old Mesilla/New Las Cruces

#85 Sep 22, 2008
How many beers does it take you to watch Monday Night Football?

Bell to bell.

Oooops,.....look at the time. Football's on.

Since: May 07

Spokane, WA

#86 Sep 22, 2008
Does playing beer pong make you an alcoholic?

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Lmao!!

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