Why are posters mean to me?

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#23 May 9, 2013
Well said M69.

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#24 May 9, 2013
Those "fancy made up sentences" are from the Civil Liberties website - you know the same one that reported crimes against humanity in Ughanda, Kenya and South Aftrica.

http://civilliberty.about.com/od/internationa...

Remember a cute, cuddley dictator named Idi Amin Dada?

http://africanhistory.about.com/od/biography/...

Or how about someone you probably learned about in school? Like say...Thomas Joseph Mboya?

http://africanhistory.about.com/od/countriese...

Africa may be the cradle of humanity, but it is also the birthplace of crimes against its own citizens.

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#26 May 9, 2013
harley-hunni wrote:
Somebody has been googling again.
Somebody should start Googling, er, I mean gargling.

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#27 May 9, 2013
You really don't think M69 is intelligent?

lol, dummy
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#29 May 9, 2013
Actually, Im beginning to think your a paid poster.. the threads you start generate response, thereby generating revenue for topix..

I know the rain dances arent working for you, and you have to feed your pet monkeys, Mufasa and Kong. so Im more than happy to remind you that you are a dipshit...and do my .05 cent part., this is easier than keeping up with Sally Struthers..
win win....

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#30 May 9, 2013
The Canadian Civil War is the gruesome, ongoing, war between the main Canadian ethnicities, Quebecians, Ontarites, Vancouverian, Toronto and the Eskimos over the limited but crucial supply of natural Maple Syrup. Beginning in 1827 and lasting until today, the Canadian Civil War is considered by some historians to be the bloodiest and longest war in the worlds history. It also happens to be one of the least known wars as the major maple corporations profit hugely from it and do not want America to intervene as they did during the horrible Vermont, New Hampshire Maple conflict. For all of the profit Mrs. Butterworth may be making in the war the Canadian people have felt it's horrible effects for far too long.
Tex

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#32 May 9, 2013
Might be because you are a want to be African and want to be black. Probably some stupid white punk arrs kid. Move along.

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#33 May 9, 2013
African_shadows wrote:
Wow
All these fancy made up sentences just to "defend" America!
lol
Fancy made up sentences? Talk about dumb!! You take the cake!

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#34 May 9, 2013
You see what I mean?

Sheer rudeness and arrogance!

How sad.

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#35 May 9, 2013
Hippichick wrote:
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Fancy made up sentences? Talk about dumb!! You take the cake!
Idk why American chics harass me so much on Topix.

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#36 May 9, 2013
milwaukee69 wrote:
Those "fancy made up sentences" are from the Civil Liberties website - you know the same one that reported crimes against humanity in Ughanda, Kenya and South Aftrica.
http://civilliberty.about.com/od/internationa...
Remember a cute, cuddley dictator named Idi Amin Dada?
http://africanhistory.about.com/od/biography/...
Or how about someone you probably learned about in school? Like say...Thomas Joseph Mboya?
http://africanhistory.about.com/od/countriese...
Africa may be the cradle of humanity, but it is also the birthplace of crimes against its own citizens.
we are talking about America here not Africa.

Why do you choose to sweep dirt under the carpet and ignore it?

Don't try to change the subject my dear.

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#37 May 9, 2013
“Eh, My family was murdered by those Quebecians, Eh, They wanted to steal my Maple Syrup.”
~ Ontarite on the horrors of the Canadian Civil War

“Eh, My family was murdered by those Ontarites, Eh, They wanted to steal my Maple Syrup.”
~ Quebecian on the horrors of the Canadian Civil War

“Eh, Polar Bear riding Eskimos killed everyone I know. Eh”
~ Vancouverian on the horrors of the Canadian Civil War

“If the Canadian Civil War was real then why would they have time to build a Giant Deathstar Eh”
~ Mrs. Butterworth on the not real Canadian Civil War

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#38 May 9, 2013
In 1826 Marc Rogen a native Quebecian first discovered the surplus of natural maple syrup that flowed throughout the trees in Canada. He immediately contacted Mrs. Butterworth Corporation who at the time were instigating a war between New Hampshire and Vermont to drive up Maple Syrup prices worldwide. When they heard his proposal to tap all the syrup in Canada they were ecstatic as world syrup supplies at the time were being depleted by reckless syrup tapping. When he offered Mrs. Butterworth Corporation, exclusive rights to all the syrup in Canada for 2,000 Maple leafs, the Canadian currency at the time, Mrs. Butterworth Corp had to turn them down. This was because they knew that all Quebecians were greedy bastards, a stereotype that still holds true today, and that they would get a much better deal with the dirt poor, stupid and gay, Ontarites a stereotype that no longer applied after Ontario discovered the atomic bomb in 1910. When they sent a representative to the head Ontarite at the time, Henry Bieber, he accepted their offer of only 300 maple leafs and 48 Pine cones for complete control of Canadian maple syrup industry until 1949.

Outraged at being ripped off by the Ontarites, Marc Rogen and his fellow Quebecians declared war on Ontario and raised the first army ever seen in Canada. They consisted of 9 of the greatest ice skating warriors to ever put on the Canadian war skates. They wielded the primitive Canadian hooked beating sticks, a traditional Canadian weapon, and went out to face a similarly equipped Ontarite war band. When the two formidable armies clashed on the Great Ice Fields of Ontario they began the battle by skating towards each other, colliding, and upon getting up beating each other senseless with their fists. This was of course the pinnacle of Canadian war tactics of the time and also the only Canadian war tactic. At one point in this bloody battle Henry Bieber accidentally hit his hooked stick against a rock and thus created the beloved Canadian sport Hockey. When it became clear to the Ontarites that they would not win, Henry Bieber, the last Ontarite alive because he was still hacking at that ice chunk he had found by himself, surrendered to the remnants of the Quebecian army. Instead of letting Henry return to his home in peace Marc Rogen decided the only way to deal with his enemy was to execute him, which he did. He then covered Henry Biebers head with maple syrup and sent it to his home in Ontario. The number of dead numbered in the tens, it was the beginning of the bloodiest war in the history of mankind.

For the next 10 years of the war Marc Rogen led countless attacks against a leaderless Ontario, killing thousands as he and his army, which now numbered in the hundreds thanks to the morale boost from his early victory, marched towards Ottawa. Worrying about the possible defeat of the people who gave them access to the syrup supply, Mrs. Butterworth decided to step in and aid Ontario. So in 1835 they convinced the city of Vancouver, which was the only truly militant city in Canada, to join the war on the side of Ontario for 900 maple leafs. That winter the famous battle for Ottawa occurred as the Ontarites and the Glorious Army of Vancouver battled street to street with the Quebecians. All of the armies fought ferociously and for every meter gained by Vancouver and Ontario they lost 23 men. But eventually after five days of fighting a relatively unknown Ontarite slave, Drake, met Marc Rogen on the edge of the city and proceeded to beat him to death with his Canadian hooked beating stick. All the while Screaming Henry Biebers name because he was a homosexual. After realizing their leader was dead the Quebecians began a complete retreat as they skated back to Quebec carrying their dead with them.

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#39 May 9, 2013
Hippichick wrote:
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Fancy made up sentences? Talk about dumb!! You take the cake!
Affirmative Hippi, please refrain from using Elegant pretend missives, when addressing those who wish to remain uninformed. And whatever you do, do not leave pastries alone in their presence. I've heard said posters enjoy pilfering delectable desserts.....

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#40 May 9, 2013
African_shadows wrote:
All of you posting here
why don't you google the total number of innocent Iraqi civilians killed during the 2003 Iraq invasion?
I agree with you all the way.

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#41 May 9, 2013
African_shadows wrote:
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we are talking about America here not Africa.
Why do you choose to sweep dirt under the carpet and ignore it?
Don't try to change the subject my dear.
Why bash America so much, the Germans did quite a cleansing job on the Jews, 6 million of them.
America jumped in the fire and helped defeat that maniac. Where's our kudo's for that one?

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#42 May 9, 2013
A Kenyan supermarket is now selling a lollipop called 'Silly Willy' that is shaped and coloured like a white man's genitalia.

Those krazy Kenyans!!!

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#43 May 9, 2013
African_shadows wrote:
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Idk why American chics harass me so much on Topix.
It because KJ has become one-woman man since you come along, baby! SCHAAAAAAWING!

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#45 May 9, 2013
African_shadows wrote:
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Idk why American chics harass me so much on Topix.
Since you don't know, allow me to tell you.
You create polls about America. Not just any polls, but disrespectful polls. You are not an American, so you really have no clue. THEN, you go on to disrespect almost every poster by your idiot remarks. If you would stop doing that, then maybe, just maybe people wouldn't be so mean to you. You reap what you sow. Comprende'?
Topix, Offbeat in particular, is about having fun and connecting with people. If you want to complain about American politics, then go to the political forums.
Now do you understand?
Maybe Ur A

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#46 May 9, 2013
Meanie?

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