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Hope you can keep the "BEES" away!

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got those bees trained...LOL...

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I see I've got my work cut out for me in the morning - got a keep you guys in line!

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Good morning H.H. hope this finds you well..Im good. God bless and you take care..:O)

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5 way from Subway and she's here with it - night all!

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nighty night..have a good one..:O)take care..

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THIS IS SOMETHING TO REALLY LAUGH ABOUT THAT DEMONSTRATES HOW A BLOATED GOVERNMENT CAN SOON GET OUT OF CONTROL .



Part of rebuilding New Orleans caused residents often to be challenged with the task of tracing home titles back potentially hundreds of years. With a community rich with history stretching back over two centuries, houses have been passed along through generations of family, sometimes making it quite difficult to establish ownership. Here's a great letter an attorney wrote to the FHA on behalf of a client:

You have to love this lawyer...

A New Orleans lawyer sought an FHA loan for a client. He was told the loan would be granted if he could prove satisfactory title to a parcel of property being offered as collateral. The title to the property dated back to 1803, which took the lawyer three months to track down. After sending the information to the FHA, he received the following reply:

(Actual reply from FHA):

"Upon review of your letter adjoining your client's loan application, we note the request is supported by an Abstract of Title. While we compliment the able manner in which you have prepared and presented the application, we must point out you have only cleared title to the proposed collateral property back to 1803. Before final approval can be accorded, it will be necessary to clear the title back to its origin."

Annoyed, the lawyer responded as follows:

(Actual response):

"Your letter regarding title in Case No.189156 has been received. I note you wish to have title extended further than the 206 years covered by the present application. I was unaware any educated person in this country, particularly those working in the property area, would not know Louisiana was purchased by the United States from France in 1803, the year of origin identified in our application. For the edification of uninformed FHA bureaucrats, the title to the land prior to U.S. ownership was obtained from France , which had acquired it by Right of Conquest from Spain . The land came into the possession of Spain by Right of Discovery made in the year 1492 by a sea captain named Christopher Columbus, who had been granted the privilege of seeking a new route to India by the Spanish monarch, Queen Isabella. The good Queen Isabella, being a pious woman and almost as careful about titles as the FHA, took the precaution of securing the blessing of the Pope before she sold her jewels to finance Columbus 's expedition. Now the Pope, as I'm sure you may know, is the emissary of Jesus Christ, the Son of God, and God, it is commonly accepted, created this world. Therefore, I believe it is safe to presume God also made the part of the world called Louisiana . God; therefore, would be the owner of origin and His origins date back to before the beginning of time, the world as we know it, and the FHA. I hope you find God's original claim to be satisfactory. Now, may we have our loan?"



The loan was immediately approved.

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Put God in it and anything can happen...Good morning H.H. love your stories..:O)..hope today has everything you want in it ..hope you are good..dont work hard..

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rototill garden
and rhubarb & asparagus

mow yard

tractor mow property

for starters:

gon'a be a warm one

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make sure you have plenty of water...:O)..sounds like alot of stuff going on..take time out to rest..lY big guy....

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Got everything done, even had time to catch a mess
of fish for Friday night supper.
Going to Stone's tonight for "Fried Chicken" -
best in Indiana -smörgåsbord-
Maybe even a "Bud" or '2'... Jo Anne's gon'a drive.
..take time out to rest..- never use to - that's changed...

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Good morning H.H. hope you are good this morning after all that work...hope you enjoyed your fried chicken..you and the misses.:O)..things do chnage and we do have to slow down a bit and take time for ourselfs..nothing wrong in that..at least its all done for te next few days when it starts all over again right???okay you have a great day..God bless..:O)..ly

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Good morning PH. Yes enjoyed the evening-ate too much.
He "God" definitely does Bless.
Sometimes you got'a ask other times :not:

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OK!'i'm getting too sarcastic, it rained, happy hour started early, now 'i'm look'n fur some'tn to do with myself-bad situation!!
Sorry to those 'i' offended, really!
*Rednecks are a belligerent bunch!*

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you are just fine H.H. we all know you..:O)..gonna tell you goodnight and also good morning..I wont be here ..you have a great day okay..God bless and remember you are so loved..(hugs)..

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May 17, 2013
 
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OK!'i'm getting too sarcastic, it rained, happy hour started early, now 'i'm look'n fur some'tn to do with myself-bad situation!!
Sorry to those 'i' offended, really!
*Rednecks are a belligerent bunch!*
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May 17, 2013
 
...just crossin the river, gettin off the Lawrenceburg, Indiana exit headin' up Indiana 1 Hwy.

Connersville bound

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Hellmann's Mayonnaise - a bit of history.


Most people don't know that back in 1912, Hellmann's mayonnaise was manufactured in England . In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico , which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after its stop in New York . This would have been the largest single shipment of mayonnaise ever delivered to Mexico . But as we know, the great ship did not make it to New York . The ship hit an iceberg and sank, and the cargo was forever lost. The people of Mexico , who were crazy about mayonnaise, and were eagerly awaiting its delivery, were disconsolate at the loss. Their anguish was so great, that they declared a National Day of Mourning, which they still observe to this day. The National Day of Mourning occurs each year on May 5th and is known, of course, as -



Sinko De Mayo.

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