“*Merry Christmas*”

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#1013 May 4, 2013
5 AM Saturday, it's too early

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#1014 May 4, 2013
May the Fourth be with you !

It's 4 A.M. here, coffee's perking and it's only 37*,too cool for this time of the year for these parts.

It's an Oatmeal kind of morning, chill in the air and more rain on the way !

Feels like winter !

“M E R R Y C H R I S T M A S”

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#1015 May 4, 2013
good morning H.H. hope you are having a great day so far..yes I agree..feels like winter all over again..eeewwwww its cold..somebody lit the fire..:O)..you have a great day...

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#1016 May 4, 2013
whatimeisit it's 69* here - highs yesterday and the day before in the 80's - got the garden cultivated and the mowing and weed eating done -
sweating.
You & PH just aren't liv'n right. LMAO
wrong place @ the wrong time
or some'tn?

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#1017 May 4, 2013
"&" it don't look-like it's gona be better???

http://www.weather.com/weather/tenday/USTN032...

YUK!

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#1018 May 4, 2013
it has nothing to do with me living right LOL..tell it to old weather blast..have a good one bestests..behave yourself today..if you can..LOL..catch you later..:O)

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#1019 May 5, 2013
good morning H.H. hope you have a great day...:O)

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#1020 May 5, 2013
Your beginning to sound like Steevi.

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#1021 May 5, 2013
Signing out:
Know you'll miss me like the plague, but gota go to 'my' grandson's 18th Birthday Party. Whoop HE!
It should have been done but it wasn't.

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#1022 May 8, 2013

“M E R R Y C H R I S T M A S”

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#1023 May 8, 2013
Good morning H.H. yes I did miss you..hope the party was great..hope you had a blast..Im sure he had alot of fun it was great because grandpa was there for one thing..:O)...hope this finds you awesome..im good..you take care and enjoy your day..LY H.H. have a good one..

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#1024 May 8, 2013
He's now 'richer' than his parents!
Everyone gave him money for the most part.

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#1025 May 8, 2013
2'del lou!

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#1026 May 9, 2013

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#1027 May 9, 2013
have a good one..H.H.hope your day is an awesome one..God bless..:O)..

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#1028 May 9, 2013
Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America, Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as 'HILLBILLIES.'

You must now refer to them as

APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS.

And furthermore,

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1. She is not a 'BABE' or a 'CHICK'- She is a

BREASTED AMERICAN.'

2. She is not 'EASY'- She is

'HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.'

3. She is not a 'DUMB BLONDE'- She is a

'LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.'

4. She has not 'BEEN AROUND'- She is a

'PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION.'

5. She does not 'NAG' you - She becomes

'VERBALLY REPETITIVE.'

6. She is not a 'TWO-BIT HOOKER'- She is a

'LOW COST PROVIDER.'

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1. He does not have a 'BEER GUT'- He has developed a

'LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.'

2. He is not a 'BAD DANCER'- He is

'OVERLY CAUCASIAN.'

3.. He does not 'GET LOST ALL THE TIME'- He

'INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.'

4. He is not 'BALDING'- He is in

'FOLLICLE REGRESSION.'

5. He does not act like a 'TOTAL ASS'- He develops a case of

RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.'

(Loved this one!)

6. It's not his 'CRACK' you see hanging out of his pants - It's

'TROUSER CLEAVAGE.'

“M E R R Y C H R I S T M A S”

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#1029 May 9, 2013
you are so funny..that was cute H.H.

where you get this stuff is beyond me..got to keep up with the new stuff..LOL...:O)..

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#1030 May 10, 2013

“M E R R Y C H R I S T M A S”

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#1031 May 10, 2013
you are such a stinker...but I dont think it works that way..LOL..the lady usually does have a headache..what does the man get??oh my gosh dont answer that..LOL...hope you are having a great morning and by the looks of that you are having the grandest time..LOL..have a good one H.H..wow..:O)..

“*Merry Christmas*”

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#1032 May 10, 2013
? but I dont think it works that way ?
Why not?

= what does the man get?=
accused of giving her a headache, naturally!
: but ~then~ he gets one-2 :
it's called a [stone-ache]
(?)'i' don't know what Google will show on this (?)

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