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Hmmm

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#764 Feb 27, 2013
The most important thing is that we are doing all we can do to keep the peace on the home front. I think every man should know how to do some cooking and cleaning. It's a matter of survival. I learned how to cook homemade buttermilk bicuits, cornbread and fry fish, squirrel and deer meat at a young age. I learned that from my father and grandfather when we were out camping and hunting and fishing for a week or two at a time. You either cooked or you went hungry.

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#765 Feb 27, 2013
Reference post # 755:

Egyptian authorities seize anti-tank missiles smuggled from Libya, bound for Sinai

By Associated Press,

Updated: Wednesday, February 27, 8:01 AM

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Hummm I've had that experience-but skip my Dad,
he couldn't fry and egg-spoiled he was-his mommy
and 'my' mother did it.
When we stripped tobacco in the winter it made me sick (the smell) so I got to fix supper for Mom & Dad. Mom helped teach me and I learned alot from just watching her. I guess most would say this but
'my' mother was an excellent cook - like 'me'!

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#766 Feb 27, 2013
U wnta no how a redneck hillbilly 'thinks' listen to 'me''i'm on a roll!
tak th'm damn liberals and make sup!
cook'm til thre ain't noth'n left!

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#767 Feb 27, 2013

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#768 Feb 27, 2013
Parting words "so sweet the sound!"



"Gods' Blessings be with you!"

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#769 Feb 28, 2013

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#770 Feb 28, 2013
After two days of triple-digit gains, the Dow Jones industrial average gained a handful of points, or 0.1%, Thursday. The index is now about 0.7% from its all-time high of 14,198.10, reached in October 2007.

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#771 Mar 1, 2013
Guesss 'i' got'a go find somethn else 2 do, 'i' can't handle it here when it's this slow.
Hmmm

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#772 Mar 1, 2013
Hoosier Hillbilly wrote:
Guesss 'i' got'a go find somethn else 2 do,'i' can't handle it here when it's this slow.
Put your best duds on and make that supper a candle light dinner for your seetheart!

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#773 Mar 1, 2013
He is just another piece of shit dragged out of the Ohio river and dont know which side he came from,

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#774 Mar 1, 2013
is that the best you can do randygab?
Ops! You are from Hopkinsville, KY.
I guess that explains it all(???)

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#775 Mar 1, 2013
As a member of "The Night Riders" you should know this:
During the total solar eclipse on August 21, 2017 Hopkinsville will be the closest metropolitan area to the expected point of greatest eclipse, which will occur about 12 miles northwest of the city center.

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#776 Mar 2, 2013
President Barack Obama was in the Oval Office when his telephone rang."Hello, President Obama" a heavily accented southern voice said. "This is Jimmy Boy, down here at Bump's Catfish Shack, in Vicksburg , and I am callin' to tell ya'll that we are officially declaring war on y'all!"

"Well Jimmy Boy," Barack replied, "This is indeed important news! How big is your army?"

"Right now," said Jimmy Boy, after a moments calculation "there is myself, my cousin Tom, my next-door-neighbor and brother Gerald, and the whole dart team from JD's Bait Shop. That makes eight or maybe nine depending if Bump can close the store.

Barack paused. "I must tell you Jimmy Boy that I have one million men in my army waiting to move on my command."

"Wow," said Jimmy Boy. "I'll have to call ya back!"
Sure enough, the next day, Jimmy Boy called again. "Mr. Obama, the war is still on! We have managed to acquire some infantry equipment!"

"And what equipment would that be Jimmy Boy?" Barack asked.

"Well sir, we have two combines, a bulldozer, and my brother Mike's farm tractor."

President Obama sighed. "I must tell you Jimmy Boy, that I have 16,000 tanks and 14,000 armored personnel carriers. Also I've increased my army to one and a half million since we last spoke."

"Lord above", said Jimmy Boy, "I'll be getting back to ya."

Sure enough, Jimmy Boy called again the next day. "President Obama! I am sorry to have to tell you that we have had to call off this here war."

"I'm sorry to hear that" said Barack. "Why the sudden change of heart?"

Well, sir," said Jimmy Boy, "we've all sat ourselves down and had a long chat over sweet tea, catfish, greens and pie and come to realize that there's just no way we can feed that many prisoners."

SOUTHERN CONFIDENCE CANNOT BE SHAKEN

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#777 Mar 2, 2013

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#778 Mar 2, 2013
I got it all figured out when your ready to listen.

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#779 Mar 2, 2013
*=* RACE TIME *=*

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#780 Mar 2, 2013
PS: Good Night!

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#781 Mar 3, 2013
Good (Sunday) Morning>
5:22

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#782 Mar 3, 2013

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#784 Mar 3, 2013
Something that has taken me almost 68 years to figure out and I'm going to share it with you;
I have determined that when your most sure of yourself and have made decisions based on those
conclusions is when your most venerable to being wrong!
HH

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