hoosier hillbilly

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#706 Feb 17, 2013
Hoosier Hillbilly wrote:
Anybody:
would you explain to me what 'socks' is as used on the Offbeat forum in
> terms and language I can understand?
The first post to this didn't take. It may show up later. If so, sorry!

Socks are when a person makes more than one profile. They can change out of one profile and sign into another. It takes multiple email addresses to attain other profiles. The resulting profile is known as a sock.

See I'm helping...:)

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Greensburg, IN

#707 Feb 17, 2013
Thank you Mister_E
How or why do some people have so many email addresses?
(??) I think I get it; business, home, spouse, kid
maybe with more than one email provider(??)
Is that what you mean?

I actually believe some on here are at least 4 different people[in-the-same]. I don't have that much fun talking to myself, whether it's arguing or telling myself how brilliant and lovely I am.
LMAO

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#708 Feb 17, 2013
Hoosier Hillbilly wrote:
Thank you Mister_E
How or why do some people have so many email addresses?
(??) I think I get it; business, home, spouse, kid
maybe with more than one email provider(??)
Is that what you mean?
I actually believe some on here are at least 4 different people[in-the-same]. I don't have that much fun talking to myself, whether it's arguing or telling myself how brilliant and lovely I am.
LMAO
lol on the talking to themselves. I've seen others do it and I've done it at least once...lol...it's true.:)

You have socks on ocassion, I've noticed. You just do it from a gray box. Keeps topix in business. Usually 300-400+ people on topix. From what I've heard. Most of them are Sweetie Pie...lol!

Addresses are free. Some get them just for topix. Any number of other reasons as you made mention.

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#709 Feb 17, 2013
note: the sweetie pie part was just a joke. You have to sign out of your current profile to be able to sign in on another. Unless you have as many computers as you do socks. That wouldn't be right...lol

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#710 Feb 18, 2013
A Chinese guy goes into a Jewish-owned establishment to buy black bras, size 38 DD. The Jewish store keeper, known for his skills as a businessman, says that black bras are rare and that he is finding it very difficult to buy them especially in that size from his suppliers. Therefore he has to charge $50.00 for them.

The Chinese guy buys 25 pairs.

He returns a few days later and this time orders fifty.

The Jewish owner tells him that they have become even more difficult to get and he must now charge him $60.00 each.

The Chinese guy returns a month later and buys the store's remaining stock of 50, and this time for $75.00 each.
The Jewish owner is somewhat puzzled by the large demand for black size 38 DD bras and asks the Chinese guy, "...please tell me -- what do you do with all these black bras?"

The Chinese guy answers: "I cut them in half and sell them as skull caps to Jewish men for $200.00 each."

...and this is why the Chinese own us!

Business is Business!



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#711 Feb 18, 2013
If you bump into an Old Fart on the sidewalk he will apologize.. If you pass an Old Fart on the street, he will nod or tip his cap to a lady. Old Farts trust strangers and are courtly to women.

Old Farts hold the door for the next person and always, when walking, make certain the lady is on the inside for protection.

Old Farts get embarrassed if someone curses in front of women and children and they don't like any filth or dirty language on TV or in movies.

Old Farts have moral courage and personal integrity. They seldom brag unless it's about their children

I was taught to respect my elders. It's just getting harder to find them.

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#712 Feb 18, 2013
Hungry!!!

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#713 Feb 18, 2013
I sure hope CSX runs 'Off'beat the tracks;
To me that's an invasion!!!
Legal services checking=
Hmmm

Natchitoches, LA

#714 Feb 18, 2013
Hey Hillbilly, hope all is going well for you and yours at the "Hillbilly Hilton". Have you got the kitchen up and running this afternoon?

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#715 Feb 18, 2013
=Just got runover by CSX again!
Supper will be @ 6 PM:
{having}
baked cod
corn on cob
cooked cabbage
Texas toast
=no dessert=
I-got-lazy(?)

"U" need to come around more often!

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#716 Feb 19, 2013
OUT - OF - HERE ...the "AS" is on!

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#718 Feb 20, 2013
Steven D wrote: "I might prop myself from time to time"...Really?
))*(( Hoozie laughs and drops nuts for squirrel ))*((
Hmmm

Natchitoches, LA

#719 Feb 20, 2013
Hoosier Hillbilly wrote:
=Just got runover by CSX again!
Supper will be @ 6 PM:
{having}
baked cod
corn on cob
cooked cabbage
Texas toast
=no dessert=
I-got-lazy(?)
"U" need to come around more often!
I'd love to, but the company is trying to get their money's worth out of me for a change. January and February has been crazy. Glad to see you're holding things at the 'ol homestead... Looks like you've got your"honey-do's" in order!!!

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

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Rockin' USA ;)

#720 Feb 20, 2013
Hoosier, DUDE, We nerd some of your grandpappy's Special Blend of Moonshine.. for FlowerChild's Birthday PARTY at OC''S Club TONITE.. GOT any Stashed??

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#721 Feb 21, 2013

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#722 Feb 21, 2013
When ace auto service technician Larry Paul and Shelby Sue first got married Larry Paul said, "I am putting a box under the bed. You must promise never to look in it." In all their 40 years of marriage, Shelby Sue never looked. On the afternoon of their 40th anniversary, curiosity got the best of her and she lifted the lid and peeked inside. In the box were
3 empty beer cans and $81,874.25 in cash. She closed the box and put it back under the bed. Now that she knew what was in the box, she was doubly curious as to why there even was such a box with such contents. That evening, they were out for a special anniversary dinner at Wing Slinger's restaurant down at Hoschton's Town Center. After dinner, Shelby Sue could no longer contain her curiosity and she confessed, saying, "I am so sorry, Larry Paul. For all these years, I kept my promise and never looked into the box under our bed. However, today the temptation was too much and I gave in. But now I need to know, why do you keep the 3 beer cans in the box?" Larry Paul thought for a while and said, "I guess after all these years you deserve to know the truth. Whenever I was unfaithful to you, I put an empty beer can in the box under the bed to remind myself not to do it again." Shelby Sue was shocked, but said, "Hmmm, Tammie Lou, Lora Ann, and Peggy Sue. I am very disappointed and saddened by your behavior. However, since you are addicted to sex I guess it does happen and I guess 3 times is not that bad considering your problem." Larry Paul thanked her for being so understanding. They hugged and made their peace. A little while later Shelby Sue asked Larry Paul, "So why do you have all that money in the box?" Larry Paul answered: "Well, whenever the box filled up with empty cans, I took them to the recycling center and redeemed them for cash."

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#723 Feb 21, 2013

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#725 Feb 21, 2013

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#727 Feb 21, 2013
Time to get 'fixx'n'! Night-al'ya'yokels!

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#729 Feb 22, 2013
It never hurts to be careful in this crazy world we live in.
1. Tip fromTae Kwon Do :
The elbow is the strongest point
on your body.
If you are close enough to use it, do!
2.. Learned this from a tourist guide.
If a robber asks for your wallet and/or purse,
DO NOT HAND IT TO HIM.
Toss it away from you....
Chances are that he is more interested
in your wallet and/or purse than you,
and he will go for the wallet/purse.
RUN LIKE MAD IN THE OTHER DIRECTION!
3. If you are ever thrown into the trunk of a car,
kick out the back tail lights and stick your arm out the hole
and start waving like crazy..
The driver won't see you, but everybody else will.
This has saved lives..
4. Women have a tendency to get into their cars
after shopping, eating, working, etc., and just sit
(doing their checkbook, or making a list, etc.
DON'T DO THIS!)
The predator will be watching you, and this
is the perfect opportunity for him to get in
on the passenger side, put a gun to your head,
and tell you where to go.
AS SOON AS YOU GET INTO YOUR CAR ,
LOCK THE DOORS AND LEAVE..
If someone is in the car
with a gun to your head
DO NOT DRIVE OFF,
Repeat:
DO NOT DRIVE OFF!
Instead gun the engine and
speed into anything, wrecking the car.
Your Air Bag will save you.
If the person is in the back seat
they will get the worst of it.
As soon as the car crashes
bail out and run.
It is better than having them find your body
in a remote location.
5. A few notes about getting
into your car in a parking lot,
or parking garage:
A.) Be aware:
look around you,
look into your car,
at the passenger side floor ,
and in the back seat.
B..) If you are parked next to a big van,
enter your car from the passenger door.
Most serial killers attack their victims
by pulling them into their vans while the women
are attempting to get into their cars.
C.) Look at the car
parked on the driver's side of your vehicle,
and the passenger side.. If a male is sitting alone
in the seat nearest your car, you may want to walk back
into the mall, or work, and get a
guard/policeman to walk you back out.
IT IS ALWAYS BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN SORRY.(And better paranoid than dead.)
6. ALWAYS take the elevator
instead of the stairs.
Stairwells are horrible places to be alone
and the perfect crime spot.
This is especially true at NIGHT!)
7.If the predator has a gun
and you are not under his control,
ALWAYS RUN!
The predator will only hit you (a running target)
4 in 100 times; and even then,
it most likely WILL NOT be a vital organ.
RUN, Preferably in a zig -zag pattern!
8. As women, we are always trying
to be sympathetic:
STOP
It may get you raped, or killed.
Ted Bundy, the serial killer, was a good-looking,
well educated man, who ALWAYS played
on the sympathies of unsuspecting women.
He walked with a cane, or a limp, and often
asked 'for help' into his vehicle or with his vehicle,
which is when he abducted
his next victim.

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