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“So many loons”

Level 8

Since: Sep 12

so little time!!

#706 Feb 17, 2013
Hoosier Hillbilly wrote:
Anybody:
would you explain to me what 'socks' is as used on the Offbeat forum in
> terms and language I can understand?
The first post to this didn't take. It may show up later. If so, sorry!

Socks are when a person makes more than one profile. They can change out of one profile and sign into another. It takes multiple email addresses to attain other profiles. The resulting profile is known as a sock.

See I'm helping...:)

“"Always Thinking"”

Level 8

Since: Nov 12

Greensburg, IN

#707 Feb 17, 2013
Thank you Mister_E
How or why do some people have so many email addresses?
(??) I think I get it; business, home, spouse, kid
maybe with more than one email provider(??)
Is that what you mean?

I actually believe some on here are at least 4 different people[in-the-same]. I don't have that much fun talking to myself, whether it's arguing or telling myself how brilliant and lovely I am.
LMAO

“So many loons”

Level 8

Since: Sep 12

so little time!!

#708 Feb 17, 2013
Hoosier Hillbilly wrote:
Thank you Mister_E
How or why do some people have so many email addresses?
(??) I think I get it; business, home, spouse, kid
maybe with more than one email provider(??)
Is that what you mean?
I actually believe some on here are at least 4 different people[in-the-same]. I don't have that much fun talking to myself, whether it's arguing or telling myself how brilliant and lovely I am.
LMAO
lol on the talking to themselves. I've seen others do it and I've done it at least once...lol...it's true.:)

You have socks on ocassion, I've noticed. You just do it from a gray box. Keeps topix in business. Usually 300-400+ people on topix. From what I've heard. Most of them are Sweetie Pie...lol!

Addresses are free. Some get them just for topix. Any number of other reasons as you made mention.

“So many loons”

Level 8

Since: Sep 12

so little time!!

#709 Feb 17, 2013
note: the sweetie pie part was just a joke. You have to sign out of your current profile to be able to sign in on another. Unless you have as many computers as you do socks. That wouldn't be right...lol

“"Always Thinking"”

Level 8

Since: Nov 12

Greensburg, IN

#710 Feb 18, 2013
A Chinese guy goes into a Jewish-owned establishment to buy black bras, size 38 DD. The Jewish store keeper, known for his skills as a businessman, says that black bras are rare and that he is finding it very difficult to buy them especially in that size from his suppliers. Therefore he has to charge $50.00 for them.

The Chinese guy buys 25 pairs.

He returns a few days later and this time orders fifty.

The Jewish owner tells him that they have become even more difficult to get and he must now charge him $60.00 each.

The Chinese guy returns a month later and buys the store's remaining stock of 50, and this time for $75.00 each.
The Jewish owner is somewhat puzzled by the large demand for black size 38 DD bras and asks the Chinese guy, "...please tell me -- what do you do with all these black bras?"

The Chinese guy answers: "I cut them in half and sell them as skull caps to Jewish men for $200.00 each."

...and this is why the Chinese own us!

Business is Business!



“"Always Thinking"”

Level 8

Since: Nov 12

Greensburg, IN

#711 Feb 18, 2013
If you bump into an Old Fart on the sidewalk he will apologize.. If you pass an Old Fart on the street, he will nod or tip his cap to a lady. Old Farts trust strangers and are courtly to women.

Old Farts hold the door for the next person and always, when walking, make certain the lady is on the inside for protection.

Old Farts get embarrassed if someone curses in front of women and children and they don't like any filth or dirty language on TV or in movies.

Old Farts have moral courage and personal integrity. They seldom brag unless it's about their children

I was taught to respect my elders. It's just getting harder to find them.

“"Always Thinking"”

Level 8

Since: Nov 12

Greensburg, IN

#712 Feb 18, 2013
Hungry!!!

“"Always Thinking"”

Level 8

Since: Nov 12

Greensburg, IN

#713 Feb 18, 2013
I sure hope CSX runs 'Off'beat the tracks;
To me that's an invasion!!!
Legal services checking=
Hmmm

Natchitoches, LA

#714 Feb 18, 2013
Hey Hillbilly, hope all is going well for you and yours at the "Hillbilly Hilton". Have you got the kitchen up and running this afternoon?

“"Always Thinking"”

Level 8

Since: Nov 12

Greensburg, IN

#715 Feb 18, 2013
=Just got runover by CSX again!
Supper will be @ 6 PM:
{having}
baked cod
corn on cob
cooked cabbage
Texas toast
=no dessert=
I-got-lazy(?)

"U" need to come around more often!

“"Always Thinking"”

Level 8

Since: Nov 12

Greensburg, IN

#716 Feb 19, 2013
OUT - OF - HERE ...the "AS" is on!
Level 7

Since: Sep 08

Bartlesville, OK

#717 Feb 19, 2013
Hoosier Hillbilly wrote:
OUT - OF - HERE ...the "AS" is on!
Night Hoosier!

Here's a sock of Mister_E...actually vice versa...:)

I don't normally talk to myself. I might prop myself from time to time...lol. Nor do I pat myself on the back.

I was wondering if I'd take up less room in this profile...lol

Have a good evening fellow squirrel lover!!!

“"Always Thinking"”

Level 8

Since: Nov 12

Greensburg, IN

#718 Feb 20, 2013
Steven D wrote: "I might prop myself from time to time"...Really?
))*(( Hoozie laughs and drops nuts for squirrel ))*((
Hmmm

Natchitoches, LA

#719 Feb 20, 2013
Hoosier Hillbilly wrote:
=Just got runover by CSX again!
Supper will be @ 6 PM:
{having}
baked cod
corn on cob
cooked cabbage
Texas toast
=no dessert=
I-got-lazy(?)
"U" need to come around more often!
I'd love to, but the company is trying to get their money's worth out of me for a change. January and February has been crazy. Glad to see you're holding things at the 'ol homestead... Looks like you've got your"honey-do's" in order!!!

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#720 Feb 20, 2013
Hoosier, DUDE, We nerd some of your grandpappy's Special Blend of Moonshine.. for FlowerChild's Birthday PARTY at OC''S Club TONITE.. GOT any Stashed??

“"Always Thinking"”

Level 8

Since: Nov 12

Greensburg, IN

#721 Feb 21, 2013

“"Always Thinking"”

Level 8

Since: Nov 12

Greensburg, IN

#722 Feb 21, 2013
When ace auto service technician Larry Paul and Shelby Sue first got married Larry Paul said, "I am putting a box under the bed. You must promise never to look in it." In all their 40 years of marriage, Shelby Sue never looked. On the afternoon of their 40th anniversary, curiosity got the best of her and she lifted the lid and peeked inside. In the box were
3 empty beer cans and $81,874.25 in cash. She closed the box and put it back under the bed. Now that she knew what was in the box, she was doubly curious as to why there even was such a box with such contents. That evening, they were out for a special anniversary dinner at Wing Slinger's restaurant down at Hoschton's Town Center. After dinner, Shelby Sue could no longer contain her curiosity and she confessed, saying, "I am so sorry, Larry Paul. For all these years, I kept my promise and never looked into the box under our bed. However, today the temptation was too much and I gave in. But now I need to know, why do you keep the 3 beer cans in the box?" Larry Paul thought for a while and said, "I guess after all these years you deserve to know the truth. Whenever I was unfaithful to you, I put an empty beer can in the box under the bed to remind myself not to do it again." Shelby Sue was shocked, but said, "Hmmm, Tammie Lou, Lora Ann, and Peggy Sue. I am very disappointed and saddened by your behavior. However, since you are addicted to sex I guess it does happen and I guess 3 times is not that bad considering your problem." Larry Paul thanked her for being so understanding. They hugged and made their peace. A little while later Shelby Sue asked Larry Paul, "So why do you have all that money in the box?" Larry Paul answered: "Well, whenever the box filled up with empty cans, I took them to the recycling center and redeemed them for cash."

“"Always Thinking"”

Level 8

Since: Nov 12

Greensburg, IN

#723 Feb 21, 2013
Level 7

Since: Sep 08

Bartlesville, OK

#724 Feb 21, 2013
Morning Hoosier..you're batting a thousand on the links this morning.:)

I'd prop you for the joke but I'm saving them for myself...lol!!!

I hope the nuts draws her back...but I doubt it. She seemed pretty serious about it this time.

I miss her, too.

“"Always Thinking"”

Level 8

Since: Nov 12

Greensburg, IN

#725 Feb 21, 2013

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