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“Ungood doubleplus duckspeak.”

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Earth

#642 Feb 3, 2013
Lol...

“"Always Thinking"”

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Since: Nov 12

Greensburg, IN

#643 Feb 3, 2013
Time to say something - what do-I-do?

“"Always Thinking"”

Level 8

Since: Nov 12

Greensburg, IN

#644 Feb 3, 2013
Reck'n it's over fur the even'n them ain't wadt 'i'd B hankern fur U no?

“"Always Thinking"”

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Since: Nov 12

Greensburg, IN

#645 Feb 3, 2013
Fore 'i' go:

I was eating breakfast with my Granddaughter (Aliva) and

I asked her, "What day is Feb. 18, 2013?".


Without skipping a beat she said "It's President's Day!"


She is a smart kid.
So I asked her "What does President's Day mean?".


I was waiting for something about Washington or Lincoln.... etc.


She replied, "President's Day is when President Obama steps out of the White House, and if he sees his shadow, we have 4 more years of Bull Shit.


" You know, it hurts when hot tea spurts out your nose!

“"Always Thinking"”

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Since: Nov 12

Greensburg, IN

#646 Feb 3, 2013
This is how a 100 waves good-by, it'll be gone for
U know it:

http://us.f1215.mail.yahoo.com/ya/download...

“"Always Thinking"”

Level 8

Since: Nov 12

Greensburg, IN

#647 Feb 4, 2013
Where O! where has everyone gone
what I said yesterday is still on page one
I tried to blog but in beginning this morn
I saw the conversation was hardly worn
is Offbeat fading before our very eyes
are people on here telling too many lies?

“Ungood doubleplus duckspeak.”

Level 6

Since: Dec 12

Earth

#648 Feb 5, 2013
Lies, certainly, there are many of those,
today I have a very itchy nose.
Why is that you ask, I say who knows?
Perhaps it's the cat
Perhaps it's that mat,
What do you think about that?

“"Always Thinking"”

Level 8

Since: Nov 12

Greensburg, IN

#649 Feb 5, 2013
The Note On The Fridge
A note from the wife on the fridge:
"It's not working, I can't take it anymore! Gone to stay at my Mother's."

The husband opened the fridge, the light came on and the beer was cold. I have no idea what in the world she was talking about....

....the fridge works fine.

“"Always Thinking"”

Level 8

Since: Nov 12

Greensburg, IN

#650 Feb 5, 2013
Nothing Changes
In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm and three or more is a congress. John Adams

If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed, if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed. Mark Twain

I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle. Winston Churchill

A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.
George Bernard Shaw

Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner. James Bovard, Civil Libertarian (1994)

Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. Douglas Casey, Classmate of Bill Clinton

Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.
Ronald Reagan (1986)

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. Will Rogers

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free! P.J. O'Rourke

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. Voltaire (1764)

Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you! Pericles (430 B.C.)

The government is like a baby's alimentary canal, with a happy appetite at one end and no responsibility at the other. Ronald Reagan

The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of the blessings. The inherent blessing of socialism is the equal sharing of misery. Winston Churchill

A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have. Thomas Jefferson

We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. Aesop

“"Always Thinking"”

Level 8

Since: Nov 12

Greensburg, IN

#651 Feb 5, 2013
IMO:
We got all these 'great thinkers' on here spouting off their philosophy's and arguing with each other
on things they aren't going to do a damn thing about even if they could they won't because they've had it so good for so long they're not up to fighting the system.
Wait a minute..am I talking about the bloggers or
was I commenting on our government..? I forgot!

“"Always Thinking"”

Level 8

Since: Nov 12

Greensburg, IN

#653 Feb 6, 2013
Until death do us part:

http://www.youtube.com/embed/8TT1XFS1LA0

PS: My Uncle Leon fought in The Battle of the Bulge
I was named after him. His wife, my Aunt Irene is
93 and still going strong.

“So many loons”

Level 8

Since: Sep 12

so little time!!

#654 Feb 6, 2013
Since you're always on the gun threads

Just for you Hoosier..

mississippi kid (lynyrd skynyrd)

“"Always Thinking"”

Level 8

Since: Nov 12

Greensburg, IN

#655 Feb 6, 2013
YEW!'i' l i k e d that!

“So many loons”

Level 8

Since: Sep 12

so little time!!

#656 Feb 6, 2013
Hoosier Hillbilly wrote:
YEW!'i' l i k e d that!
WELL...how 'bout that??? I finally got one right...:)

Enjoy your day old man!!!!

“"Always Thinking"”

Level 8

Since: Nov 12

Greensburg, IN

#657 Feb 6, 2013
"U" 2 “It's a Secret”

“So many loons”

Level 8

Since: Sep 12

so little time!!

#658 Feb 7, 2013


Just for the Hillbilly...:)

“"Always Thinking"”

Level 8

Since: Nov 12

Greensburg, IN

#659 Feb 7, 2013
Remember this one, it's still my favorite Super Bowl ad::


horses & dogs my 1st two loves - not count'n Mom & Dad.

“"Always Thinking"”

Level 8

Since: Nov 12

Greensburg, IN

#660 Feb 7, 2013
Peter, Paul & Mary ...blow'n -n- the wind...

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#661 Feb 7, 2013
Hey..WHEN is the next batch of your Daddy's Moonshine ready..Ya know the GOOD STUFF???

“"Always Thinking"”

Level 8

Since: Nov 12

Greensburg, IN

#662 Feb 7, 2013
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/20....B... )

1st click "Christie to Doctor: Shut Up!
then you'll see
20 Babies Bring It ... Gangnam Style
CLICK IT

CC that's Pop Pa 'MOON', it may have been his Daddy.

OFFICIAL 4 PM EST temperature on "The Back 40"
('my' estate )
64 degrees
78 in the sun
snow on the ground and ice on lake in "SHOCK!"
Inhouse temp. 77 without furcace just from sun coming thur windows in back of house.

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