hoosier hillbilly

[QuiteCrazy]

Ohio Cowgirl wrote:

<quoted text> I hope you both can work out the problem if there is one.
Good Luck and nice to meet you.

me too cause he's fun to play the words games with =)

[QuiteCrazy]

arctic wrote:

<quoted text>
He and I have wildly different views
on a few things but he's always a nice
guy.
He knows how to disagree w/o stooping
to name calling.

Hmm... you're right cause I don't mind being called willy nilly and silly and someone to ruin peoples bombastic "erector" sets

honestly I don't care but what bothers me is the why
I am a why not
doesn't that bother you? the why? is it the name???

[Hoosier Hillbilly]

QC what is it about me or what did I do that's got
your grapes souring. Ferment those things and let's
drink some wine.
You remind me so much of Lu Lu a friend on another forum, if I didn't know better i'd think you where
her or her was you. This ain't you pull'n my string is it Patty? QC let her answer.
Come on Thelma Lou is it you?
And that's just 3 of the names she uses.

[arctic]

QuiteCrazy wrote:

<quoted text>
Hmm... you're right cause I don't mind being called willy nilly and silly and someone to ruin peoples bombastic "erector" sets
honestly I don't care but what bothers me is the why
I am a why not
doesn't that bother you? the why? is it the name???

.......huh? lol

I'm sorry darlin' you've went right over
my head....

[QuiteCrazy]

Hoosier Hillbilly wrote:

QC what is it about me or what did I do that's got
your grapes souring. Ferment those things and let's
drink some wine.
You remind me so much of Lu Lu a friend on another forum, if I didn't know better i'd think you where
her or her was you. This ain't you pull'n my string is it Patty? QC let her answer.
Come on Thelma Lou is it you?
And that's just 3 of the names she uses.

AH HA!!!
I knew it I knew I knew it. Dude I am going to be so flat honest with you it's gonna yank you back but completely out of the grape wine and bottle I'm not Patty or Lulu or Chiquitita Jaunita Banana Lucinda (remember Lady and Tramp when she has that rant.. LOL)

I'm just nutts. And the reason I chose grapes was because of something I read in Country Lawyer by Gerry Spence, "people come in clumps, grapes," =)

I do admit this online thing can screw with you head.

Short story but hands down true:

Eighteen year old girl is fast asleep cause she's exhausted from her daunting schedule at school when a phone rings. She runs to pick it up so it won't wake up her half drunk dad. Who she doesn't want to hear slur. It's her distressed and very frightened friend.
"Pick me up, pick me up NOW!"
She takes her keys and without parental permission goes out at 3 in the morning and parks around the corner as she was told. TO her astonishment she passes her friends house and there is a 220 maybe 230 white male, leaning on a bike, tattoed, bald, bellied, and arms crossed. This character is wwaaaay out of the neighborhood norms.
She parks in the corner and watches with jaw wide open as someone is climbing over fences and gates. "What the f-"
It's him, her friend, "Let's go-go-go-go."
"WHAT THE! I know y ou like catwoman but really??"
"Confession," breathless, "don't get mad but that-" he points at the large man as we drive past his house, "is Jeff."
"Who's Jeff? You know what time it is??? I-"
"--yeah yeah yeah I know you have your books up your a$$. Look, I posted some stuff on aol and he thinks I'm Elsa."
"YOU!!! Where's Elsa?!?!?"
"On vacation with her BF in Virgin Islands."
"But I thought you used the name Catwoman for those online role playing games?"
"Poor D****** you have no clue. I got another one and it got out of hand."
"How the heck does he know where you live!?"
"He hand some really cool stuff he sent me, so yeahhh, but I didn't think he'd show up!"
"You're an IDIOT! He can kick your A$$!"
"I won't do it again. I promise."

Did he? Don't know but that guy was on his doorstep for two days. I know he was at my house my parents did mind him sleeping over cause, he's gay and sweet.=)

Point, I'd rather not lie on this thing... could get ugly fast.

[QuiteCrazy]

oop

didn't mind him sleeping over
this was back in the late 90's

[Hoosier Hillbilly]

YEP! Your closer kin to the pea'nuts' than "U" R
the clusteres-clumps-grapes,

*=* Add four words to the story-ONLY!*=*

~~~~~~~~ she's that way too!~~~~~~~~~

[PESCreate]

QuiteCrazy wrote:

Ok, just let it out!
Let's have it
what is it with you?

I am willing to bet QuiteCrazy that you and I are not the only ones to be offended by that one.

Hoosier Hillbilly wrote:

PESCreate - Pessimistic eccentric service hole ...
create
And that's all I got to say!

Interesting. Why is that hillbilly? I most certainly wasn't the first to point out that you are an azzzwipe and offensive to a good number. You weren't just joking while slamming others and I've done nothing as offensive as you continue. You've loved on me and my other alias'- you are an old coot! I ran from hate and that's that. I will stand up for myself to the likes of an azzzwipe like you.

We have no interest in your lame excuses passing it off as a joke or unintention. Everything you do and say is intentional.

Have you two made up yet? I do not intend to! Post that Chit about one you resemble on a good day.

[QuiteCrazy]

WOW PES.

As I've said I try to be light-hearted here. When I first got here to OFFBEAT ... HH was my first encounter with the 5th dimension and I got some good advice from someone on theboard. Don't take it seriously. Just have fun. Ignore him if you don't want to deal with and he'll go away.

HH likes to pass the newbies through the guantlet I think. See what type of person you are... he's very curious and the very curious have strange ways of investigating, even pissing you off

can't remember who but someone said, if you want to know the true nature of a person, get them really pissed off see what they do..

some walk away
some deck you straight in mouth
others sleep with your bf
others will BE your friend and then give it to you
some will forgive..

well endless possiblities

[Hoosier Hillbilly]

Damn! Quite Crazy 'i' knew you were smart right-off
but 'i' didn't know you had genius qualities.

Don't divulge all my secerts...OK?

I seriously consider you a true friend,though we've
only ever conversed on "Offbeat", the only accept- ion to "friendship" we ever had in my opinion was the "jumbleit"-"unj umbleit" thread which 'i' gave up on. Finally realizing what your objective was "&" you were correct...

[QuiteCrazy]

Smart? Nope not a bit. PES is pissed! Perhaps letting that one go my friend would be wise, just apologize and let PES alone.

Some "toys" are best left in the box
not all are jacks

But I like you =)

[Hoosier Hillbilly]

Pissed egocentric psychotic
yep, you don't want noth'n to do with those kind!

Some "toys" are best left in the box
not all are jacks
(( explain that one please))

Good 2 {NO}...QC

[quilterqueen]

If this is intended to be a 'roast' I will stand up for HH.
He is VERY intelligent, has always been a gentleman and is careful not to hurt others with his remarks, unless it is with good humor, which some may not understand.
He has only betrayed me once, but I can forgive that.
And then there is that one tiny little illegal matter that we won't talk about.
But, in my book, he is an ok guy and is excellent with word games.
Isn't this just a big social game?

[Hoosier Hillbilly]

"QQ in your book could you skip 'betrayed once' and
"tiny illegal matter"
neither of which I remember or wish too.
Thank you QQ, we all need alittle attention once in a while, your post did that for me this morning.

Some are so desperate for it they don't seem to care whether it's positive or negative.

O! yeah ..more about the smart part and excellence
for my wife to read, she has her doubts and I need
to reaffirm her.

To COTTERDOG; GO WVU! Beat them 'everythings bigger here' bums.

[Hoosier Hillbilly]

http://dacoolsite.com/jokes/i.php...

[COOTERDOG]

Hoosier Hillbilly wrote:

"QQ in your book could you skip 'betrayed once' and
"tiny illegal matter"
neither of which I remember or wish too.
Thank you QQ, we all need alittle attention once in a while, your post did that for me this morning.
Some are so desperate for it they don't seem to care whether it's positive or negative.
O! yeah ..more about the smart part and excellence
for my wife to read, she has her doubts and I need
to reaffirm her.
To COTTERDOG; GO WVU! Beat them 'everythings bigger here' bums.

Hi HH. Give your wife a big shout out...Hello for me. Thanks for the GO WVU. Got to run...ok...move slowly. I hope your wife and you are having a fun day!

[Hoosier Hillbilly]

COOTERDOG is more like a nat she lights once-in-a-while but before you can take a swat she's gone.

[quilterqueen]

Your wife needs to follow you through some of those 6 letter word games. You are amazing!

[PESCreate]

Hoosier Hillbilly wrote:

Pissed egocentric psychotic
yep, you don't want noth'n to do with those kind!
Some "toys" are best left in the box
not all are jacks
(( explain that one please))
Good 2 {NO}...QC

Noticing and remembering POST #32.

I know apologizing is not easy for some.
I have apologized to everyone out here that offended me
first and I don't recall getting any back.

No big deal, but I don't go out of my way to offend others.
Our sense of wit can go amiss when we are not aquainted with
one another.

Peace Regardless - I don't hold grudges for long.
:)

[Hoosier Hillbilly]

CONFUSED!
Best I remember 'i' took some'tn some-one else said
and sarcastically made fun of it" ? " That's a 'kind-of-humor''i' enjoy - if 'i' offend somebody it was intentional - get over it!

SEE 'i' diddn't mean that either.
I am never to be taken serious on Offbeat
unless it's signed off HH.