Farting For Points !

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Retirement City

#449 Jun 19, 2012
Are you a smart feller or a fart smeller?

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Level 8

Since: Jul 09

Retirement City

#450 Jun 23, 2012
What happened to everybody? Did the stink from the farts drive them away?

“Smokin' Hot'n'Feelin' Groovy”

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Here, There, and Everywhere,..

#451 Jun 23, 2012
How many points would one get if they could Fart like a Gatlin Gun...?

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#452 Jun 24, 2012
Crazy Jae wrote:
How many points would one get if they could Fart like a Gatlin Gun...?
One point for visiting the thread and twenty points for posting provided one has not reached the maximum points allowed for either in one day.

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Retirement City

#453 Jun 28, 2012
I need three people who will help me create some four fart harmony.

“Smokin' Hot'n'Feelin' Groovy”

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Here, There, and Everywhere,..

#454 Jun 28, 2012
For the life of me, I was on the toilet 3 seperate times last night and IT wouldn't come out, but during one of those times Out from around this stuck turd popped out a Big A$$ Fart...How in the Hell did IT not pop out the turd with all that G-Force...?

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Nehwon

#456 Jul 1, 2012
BLAAAT!

Alas. In my youth, I used to sound more like the string section. Now, my ability to process dairy products just makes me sound like a tuba.:(

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#457 Jul 1, 2012
greymouser wrote:
BLAAAT!
Alas. In my youth, I used to sound more like the string section. Now, my ability to process dairy products just makes me sound like a tuba.:(
Gloop?

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Level 7

Since: Jun 11

They run away to join the show

#458 Jul 1, 2012
The sound of a Gloop's fart is Gloop?

Come to think of it that makes sense though I thought it would be more of a blooop sound.

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Nehwon

#459 Jul 1, 2012
The Gloop wrote:
<quoted text>Gloop?
No.

"BLAAT!" plus something that sounds like but not exactly "Gloop!" means that underwear needs to be tossed. No way they are going to be tighty-whities anymore.
Fartasaurus rex

Reynoldsburg, OH

#460 Jul 1, 2012
Do we add or subtract points if we drive people or pets from the area, set off the smoke detector or stain our shorts?

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Retirement City

#461 Jul 1, 2012
Fartasaurus rex wrote:
Do we add or subtract points if we drive people or pets from the area, set off the smoke detector or stain our shorts?
Not at all. One may lose friends, but he never loses points.(LOL)
Fartasaurus rex

Reynoldsburg, OH

#462 Jul 1, 2012
flbadcatowner wrote:
<quoted text>Not at all. One may lose friends, but he never loses points.(LOL)
Then I just got a hat trick.

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Nehwon

#463 Jul 1, 2012
Fartasaurus rex wrote:
<quoted text>
Then I just got a hat trick.
Keep in mind, you get 20 points on topix (assuming it's part of the five posts where you earn points.). If your house is declared an EPA superfund site and everyone needs to evacuate, that's on you.

But I salute your hat trick accomplishment by lifting a cheek.

brffft.
know the truth

Las Vegas, NV

#464 Aug 24, 2012
flbadcatowner wrote:
I need three people who will help me create some four fart harmony.
Gather two sets of twins and you be the tuba. Daddy sang base, Mamma sang tenor, my little brother would join right in there...come gather as we fart right in there.... "The Art Of Flatulence" Joseph Isaacs covers this in his tell all new book and www.fartwithoutfear.com isaacs@isg-telecom.com

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Since: Jul 09

Retirement City

#465 Aug 25, 2012
know the truth wrote:
<quoted text> Gather two sets of twins and you be the tuba. Daddy sang base, Mamma sang tenor, my little brother would join right in there...come gather as we fart right in there.... "The Art Of Flatulence" Joseph Isaacs covers this in his tell all new book and www.fartwithoutfear.com isaacs@isg-telecom.com
Are you a smart feller or a fart smeller?

Level 1

Since: Feb 10

Camden, NY

#466 Aug 25, 2012
A farting horse never tires. A farting man is the man to hire.

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Retirement City

#467 Aug 25, 2012
pappy72 wrote:
A farting horse never tires. A farting man is the man to hire.
Are you trying to put the fart before the horse?
Full Monty

Forest Park, GA

#468 Sep 7, 2012
Unit277 wrote:
FARTS FROM THE 14th CENTURY
One of the most celebrated incidents of flatulence humor in early English literature is in The Miller's Tale by Geoffrey Chaucer which dates from the 14th century. The character Nicholas sticks his buttocks out of a window at night and humiliates his rival Absolom by farting in his face. But Absolom gets revenge by thrusting a red-hot plough blade between Nicholas's cheeks ("ammyd the ers")
"Sing, sweet bird, I kneen nat where thou art!"
This Nicholas anon let fle a fart
As greet as it had been a thonder-dent
That with the strook he was almost yblent (blinded)
And he was ready with iron hoot
And Nicholas ammyd the ers he smoot.
This reads like the effervescence of Joseph Isaacs in "The Art of Flatulence" a must read today. isaacs@isg-telecom.com

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Since: Feb 10

Camden, NY

#469 Sep 7, 2012
flbadcatowner wrote:
<quoted text>Are you trying to put the fart before the horse?
no, but you can lead a horse to water but you can't make him fart.

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