Woman claims 'bodily fluid' in yogurt

Woman claims 'bodily fluid' in yogurt

There are 70 comments on the KASA-TV Albuquerque story from Jan 26, 2011, titled Woman claims 'bodily fluid' in yogurt. In it, KASA-TV Albuquerque reports that:

A woman claims that when she tasted a yogurt sample from Sunflower Market in northwest Albuquerque and immediately spit it out.

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“It Stinks-From the Word 'Go'!”

Since: Nov 10

Cedar Crest, NM

#1 Jan 26, 2011
In the past couple of years I've either read or heard in the news incidents of people spitting in other people's food; people putting marihuana in other people's food; now, of someone allegedly whipping up something from their own secret phallic garden and putting it into people's food. Besides the high prices, often poor service, poor quality of the food and small portions, yet ANOTHER REASON why it's best to stay home and cook stuff you've cooked yourself, or had someone in your family cook for you. Yuck! Totally disgusting. It's a good thing the woman was apparently an experienced phallatrix and her palate immediately picked up the familiar taste. God only knows if anyone else not familiar with that particular kind of creme ingested it thinking it was just the taste of Greek Yogurt! If this guy is guilty, I hope the throw the book at him and make him undergo therapy for a good long time! Double yuck!

Level 8

Since: Jul 07

Victoria, Canada

#2 Jan 27, 2011
A similar situation happened to a friend of mine who found sperm on her lasagna. At first she thought it was melted cheese,but in closer inspection she realize the different texture. I think cameras are badly needed in food prep areas,especially restaurant kitchens.
Parden pard

Whitehall, PA

#3 Jan 27, 2011
OOPS,,,,someone let one go in the packing department,,,
AUNT TED

Fort Dodge, IA

#4 Jan 27, 2011
At least she knew what sperm tasted like,now she just needs to learn how to swallow.

“Purple girl in a purple world”

Level 8

Since: Apr 08

Plum, Purplonia

#5 Jan 27, 2011
I am not sure how she could tell, since yogurt often has a taste that can override other flavors, and has physical properties that are similar enough to semen.

But even if her claim was bogus, she did manage to help police capture a wanted man with failure to appear charges and who was suspected of sexual contact with minors.
Harley Homey

Huntington, NY

#6 Jan 27, 2011
Give me that yogurt!!!!
I'll eat it!!!!
I'd actually pay extra for it!!!

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#7 Jan 27, 2011
Word of advice.
Stay AWAY from the new "chocolate" flavored yogurt......

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#8 Jan 27, 2011
Breaking news from Edmonton!!!!!

An unknown woman has been seen dry humping the yogurt section at the local supermarket!!!!

More news as this developes!!!

rebecca in conyers

“Always consider the dragon ...”

Level 5

Since: Apr 09

If you live near her.

#9 Jan 27, 2011
Something Is Fishy Here wrote:
In the past couple of years I've either read or heard in the news incidents of people spitting in other people's food; people putting marihuana in other people's food; now, of someone allegedly whipping up something from their own secret phallic garden and putting it into people's food. Besides the high prices, often poor service, poor quality of the food and small portions, yet ANOTHER REASON why it's best to stay home and cook stuff you've cooked yourself, or had someone in your family cook for you. Yuck! Totally disgusting. It's a good thing the woman was apparently an experienced phallatrix and her palate immediately picked up the familiar taste. God only knows if anyone else not familiar with that particular kind of creme ingested it thinking it was just the taste of Greek Yogurt! If this guy is guilty, I hope the throw the book at him and make him undergo therapy for a good long time! Double yuck!
Eat at home, I agree.
Or short order restaurant where you can watch, if you like greasy food.
It's a real shame people are such idiot and ruin things for the rest of us. It use to be a nice surprise to go out, now when you read something like this, it's a scary ordeal.

“Purple girl in a purple world”

Level 8

Since: Apr 08

Plum, Purplonia

#10 Jan 27, 2011
Tourex wrote:
A similar situation happened to a friend of mine who found sperm on her lasagna. At first she thought it was melted cheese,but in closer inspection she realize the different texture. I think cameras are badly needed in food prep areas,especially restaurant kitchens.
I agree, and particularly with the lower wage establishments. Semen is not the only risk. So is phlegm ("snot"), hair, and other additives.

I don't remember if it was Seinfeld or Friends. I think it was Friends. Anyway, the guy with glasses just got a job with a company which valued strict conformity. At one point, he excused himself to the toilet. When he got back, they all wanted to order the pie, cobbler, or whatever for dessert. They insisted that he order it too, and he flat out refused, even after being told he would be fired. He didn't tell them what he saw when he was in the restroom, where the head cook didn't even wash his hands. And the guys from the conformist company all wondered why there was an unfamiliar man looking around the restaurant closely and carrying a clipboard. That was when the guy with the glasses who they just fired said, "I guess Poppy was sloppy." And right after noticing the health inspector was there, all the other guys at the table but the one who refused to eat dessert got sick.
electric power

Ashford, AL

#11 Jan 27, 2011
i like sunflower markets , would thet be intrested in mom and pop locations in the upper midwest?

“Purple girl in a purple world”

Level 8

Since: Apr 08

Plum, Purplonia

#12 Jan 27, 2011
rebecca in conyers wrote:
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Eat at home, I agree.
Or short order restaurant where you can watch, if you like greasy food.
It's a real shame people are such idiot and ruin things for the rest of us. It use to be a nice surprise to go out, now when you read something like this, it's a scary ordeal.
Even eating at home isn't always a safe bet. Prepackaged food can be a problem. My phone friend told me that she toured a packing plant years ago and avoided most prepackaged food ever since. She lagged behind the others, peeped into the corner of an observation window into the prep area, and noticed a man of Hispanic descent sweeping the floor. The man held the loaded dust pan out, looked around to make sure nobody was watching, and dumped the dust pan into the vat.

My father had his own story. He drove medium-haul for a dairy. The plant processed contracts for other companies. Weight Watchers had a contract with them, and they sent one of their own inspectors out to see how their product was being handled. The man was like, "Do you know there is a cockroach in the vat?" Dad answered, "If your really want to see something, rake back some of the foam in there. There are quite a few more."

Sometimes food contamination stories are funny. Like the man who celebrated his German heritage by fixing sauerkraut once a year to his wife's objections. This was told one Coast to Coast AM once when they did a program on confessions. The wife who called the show hated the smell and said it stank up the house. So to get revenge, she urinated in it one year. He had no idea and ate it just the same.

“Purple girl in a purple world”

Level 8

Since: Apr 08

Plum, Purplonia

#13 Jan 27, 2011
Other risks with eating at home involve canned foods and tainted produce. Canned goods should never be eaten if the can shows signs of dents (particularly sharp ones, light ones are probably okay) or corrosion (ie., stuff about ready to leak out). On rare occasions, the food can be contaminated before it was sealed in the can.

Produce is also risky. What if harmful bacteria grew with the plant and is living in the plant tissue?(Like if it was fertilized with particularly contaminated hog waste or even human excrement, or irrigated with water from wells too close to septic tanks or lagoons.) Simply washing it won't help, and you had better not eat it raw if at all. Even surface bacteria can be bad news. Those who pick our vegetables feel our resentment and have some of their own for us. So those who feel undervalued might just relieve themselves on the food.
The Monkey

Hampton, VA

#14 Jan 27, 2011
Hard to argue with an expert witness.

"Pineapple Jizz Supreme": Properly marketed I'm thinking it's a gold mine...
Chester Millaster

Huntington, NY

#15 Jan 27, 2011
Lemonade anyone?

“Amor Vincit Omnia Interdum”

Since: Feb 10

Where The Ragged People Go

#17 Jan 27, 2011
I don't see how anyone could mistake sperm for Greek Yogurt. Greek Yogurt has got a greater viscosity than regular Yogurt (meaning, it is even more pudding-like). Sperm looks like that umbilical cord thingie that you see between the egg-yolk and the albumen and has about the same consistency. When I was little my big brother used to tell me that was the rooster's sperm, but a teacher cleared that up for me. It still is a little disgusting to see it, so I try to remove as much as possible of that umbilical cord thingie as I can before frying or scrambling eggs.

“Amor Vincit Omnia Interdum”

Since: Feb 10

Where The Ragged People Go

#18 Jan 27, 2011
Purple Gurl wrote:
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I agree, and particularly with the lower wage establishments. Semen is not the only risk. So is phlegm ("snot"), hair, and other additives.
I don't remember if it was Seinfeld or Friends. I think it was Friends. Anyway, the guy with glasses just got a job with a company which valued strict conformity. At one point, he excused himself to the toilet. When he got back, they all wanted to order the pie, cobbler, or whatever for dessert. They insisted that he order it too, and he flat out refused, even after being told he would be fired. He didn't tell them what he saw when he was in the restroom, where the head cook didn't even wash his hands. And the guys from the conformist company all wondered why there was an unfamiliar man looking around the restaurant closely and carrying a clipboard. That was when the guy with the glasses who they just fired said, "I guess Poppy was sloppy." And right after noticing the health inspector was there, all the other guys at the table but the one who refused to eat dessert got sick.
I think you are confusing three different Seinfeld episodes. There's one where George Costanza puts a mickey finn in his ex-boss's drink, then there's the one you are referring to where he won't eat what the others want to eat, then there's the one where Jerry Seinfeld refuses to eat the pizza that his girlfriend's Dad (Popi) had made because the guy didn't wash his hands after leaving the restroom. But we know what you meant! Have a good one!

“New & Improved..”

Level 8

Since: Oct 07

Formerly From Kenya

#20 Jan 27, 2011
When the Swallows Come Back to Cappuccino.?
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there is a reason the kitchens always smell a little of bleach...

Since: Aug 09

Parksley, VA

#21 Jan 27, 2011
>Woman claims 'bodily fluid' in yogurt

Well, you eat yogurt for the probiotics/live cultures....

“Purple girl in a purple world”

Level 8

Since: Apr 08

Plum, Purplonia

#22 Jan 27, 2011
Triyun wrote:
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I think you are confusing three different Seinfeld episodes. There's one where George Costanza puts a mickey finn in his ex-boss's drink, then there's the one you are referring to where he won't eat what the others want to eat, then there's the one where Jerry Seinfeld refuses to eat the pizza that his girlfriend's Dad (Popi) had made because the guy didn't wash his hands after leaving the restroom. But we know what you meant! Have a good one!
All I mentioned are in the same one, but if pretending I am confusing them means so much to you and will keep you from suicide, going off the deep end, shooting up a school, or feeling less than macho/feminine, or growing tumors, then go right on ahead. I know this for a fact since I hate most sitcoms and that is about the only time I ever watched it, and I hate being forced by some stranger who means nothing to me to explain all this.

I said nothing about a mickey, just that he was fired at the table for not ordering what they did and that everyone got sick from the contaminated food. George refused to eat the apple turnover with his coworkers, and Popi probably appeared in multiple episodes (but I was not a fan so wouldn't know), and I remember that episode almost as clear as day. George heard Popi urinating and saw him rush out without washing his hands before messing with the apple turnover. The urination, the apple desert, the conformist co-workers, and the health department were all in the same episode. And it started with Jerry and others trying to get the one woman to eat something which she refused to tell why. The whole episode involved that restaurant.

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