Panda Dung Tea to Hit Market at Over ...

Panda Dung Tea to Hit Market at Over $200 a Cup

There are 69 comments on the NBC Chicago story from Mar 19, 2012, titled Panda Dung Tea to Hit Market at Over $200 a Cup. In it, NBC Chicago reports that:

An Yanshi's tea is grown in mountainous Ya'an in Sichuan province and uses tons of panda dung from bears that live at nearby breeding centers and eat wild bamboo as fertilizer, Reuters reported.

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Since: Aug 13

Virginia Beach, VA

#68 Aug 7, 2013
Dragoon Re-loaded wrote:
At $200 bucks a cup, it better come with a hooker.
Correction; at $200 bucks a cup, it better come with at least TWO hookers.

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#69 Aug 7, 2013
Do I get to make love to the panda also for that price?:)

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#70 Aug 7, 2013
Naughtyrobot wrote:
Do I get to make love to the panda also for that price?:)
LoL.

Instead of panda poop tea, think I'd rather have a panda drum stick.

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Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#71 Aug 7, 2013
Naughtyrobot wrote:
Do I get to make love to the panda also for that price?:)
Yes, and I suggest you wear a nice Eucalyptus perfume when you first encounter the Panda. It adds to the euphoria.
MrProps

Montréal, Canada

#72 Aug 7, 2013
DILF wrote:
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Yes, and I suggest you wear a nice Eucalyptus perfume when you first encounter the Panda. It adds to the euphoria.
You confuse panda with koala bear. Koala bears like eucalyptus leaves. Pandas like tofu maybe

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#73 Aug 7, 2013
MrProps wrote:
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You confuse panda with koala bear. Koala bears like eucalyptus leaves. Pandas like tofu maybe
Shhhhh!!!!(I know Pandas like to eat bamboo shoots, but there is no such thing as bamboo shoot perfume!!!!)

lol......

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Since: Apr 09

Hotel California

#74 Aug 7, 2013
DILF wrote:
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Shhhhh!!!!(I know Pandas like to eat bamboo shoots, but there is no such thing as bamboo shoot perfume!!!!)
lol......
Au contraire :)

http://www.demeterfragrance.com/58083/704032/...

http://www.hh-candy.com/product/bath-body/bam...

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#77 Aug 7, 2013
So, my date with the panda did not go exectly as I planned. Turns out, they can be really mean and aggressive and also hard to determine gender, and some are apperently gay and (sob sob) will force himself on a robot on the first date.
I hope he calls back though.(the bamboo eucalyptus blend seems to work)
Phart Expensively

Buffalo, NY

#78 Feb 8, 2017
Bamboo eating pharts.

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