Panda Dung Tea to Hit Market at Over ...

Panda Dung Tea to Hit Market at Over $200 a Cup

There are 69 comments on the NBC Chicago story from Mar 19, 2012, titled Panda Dung Tea to Hit Market at Over $200 a Cup. In it, NBC Chicago reports that:

An Yanshi's tea is grown in mountainous Ya'an in Sichuan province and uses tons of panda dung from bears that live at nearby breeding centers and eat wild bamboo as fertilizer, Reuters reported.

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guest

Saint Louis, MO

#46 Mar 21, 2012
Oneluckygal wrote:
Reading the headline it says fertilizer. No big deal, better than chemicals.
Thank you!!! Did no one else pick up on that???

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South Bend, IN

#47 Mar 21, 2012
They lost me at the civet coffee.
Batman

Sayville, NY

#48 Mar 21, 2012
$200 a cup? Holy bat guano Robin!

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#49 Mar 21, 2012
I used to berate myself for not being the person who dreamed that you could put water in a bottle and sell it for a $1.00. Who could have imagined people would spend money on it?

Now they'll be selling sh*t in a bottle. I think I've finally figured out consumerism. People will simply buy anything.

holtzhog

Olive Branch, MS

#50 Mar 21, 2012
Anything from china the Obama will love

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#52 Mar 21, 2012
The real question is, why wouldn't you drink shitea?

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#53 Mar 21, 2012
My local teahouse seemed to be running low on shittea, but then the owner said he had a buttload in the back.

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South Bend, IN

#54 Mar 21, 2012
Two scoops of raisins in...

Wait, that's for a cereal, isn't it?

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Since: Jun 08

Kushner? No One? Thot so.....

#55 Mar 21, 2012
guest wrote:
<quoted text>
Thank you!!! Did no one else pick up on that???
Yes....but what a short thread this would have been.
McQuan

Montréal, Canada

#57 Aug 6, 2013
Farzad Houshmand wrote:
hi how doing you; is not need to get angry over dung tea. evrybodys who buy china product have eat dung at some points. is true, bad place for foods productions
waiter!
yes sar
i want cup of tea
whichy brand you want sar
any but not dungpoo
waiter walk away lauging, yes you get tasty panda schit
I suggest you drink cow dung tea. It's more affordable since there are more cows than pandas
sassy

Reading, PA

#58 Aug 6, 2013
Ewww
amcummer

Minneapolis, MN

#59 Aug 6, 2013
As always the Chinese eat drink not because of taste but rather it's all about sexual enhancement such also known to have human fetus soup for sexual gratifications. Dung is nothing to the 1 of a kind peculiar Chinese.

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Since: Mar 09

Peking Duck University

#60 Aug 6, 2013
"Cow Dung" cake is a super good fiber source for your stomach, intestine

"Cow Dung" tea will lower your cholesterol and definitely will prevent your cardiac arrest.

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No wonder why Mao Zee Dong loves Cow Dung so much and he dies at age 82

Since: Aug 08

Shanghai, China

#61 Aug 6, 2013
Cow Dung wrote:
"Cow Dung" cake is a super good fiber source for your stomach, intestine
"Cow Dung" tea will lower your cholesterol and definitely will prevent your cardiac arrest.
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No wonder why Mao Zee Dong loves Cow Dung so much and he dies at age 82
you will probably die at 42 cuz you are obviously retarded
McQuan

Montréal, Canada

#62 Aug 7, 2013
Uh Clem wrote:
Hey, it's all brown. And besides, Maxwell House tastes like crap and is a lot cheaper.
Try elephant dung coffee and you will see the difference. Much better than regular coffee

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Right here under my thumb

#63 Aug 7, 2013
How easy is it to f*ck up a cup of tea?

Simple - just add panda dung.

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Greensburg, IN

#64 Aug 7, 2013
PayThat CEO wrote:
I used to berate myself for not being the person who dreamed that you could put water in a bottle and sell it for a $1.00. Who could have imagined people would spend money on it?
Now they'll be selling sh*t in a bottle. I think I've finally figured out consumerism. People will simply buy anything.
=*= Our 'current' president has proven that!=*=
just for m69

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Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#65 Aug 7, 2013
milwaukee69 wrote:
How easy is it to f*ck up a cup of tea?
Not easy. But if you want to see it in action, go to the Cedar Crest Inn.....the workers barely know how to boil water there.

8-)

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#66 Aug 7, 2013
DILF wrote:
<quoted text>
Not easy. But if you want to see it in action, go to the Cedar Crest Inn.....the workers barely know how to boil water there.
8-)
***overheard at the Cedar Crest Inn***

"Hey waiter!!! There's a liver spot in my tea!!!"

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Portsmouth, VA

#67 Aug 7, 2013
At $200 bucks a cup, it better come with a hooker.

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