Hugh Jerrod

Medford, NY

#22 Nov 29, 2013
madam sin wrote:
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And your qualifications are....?
I have pleased the women that have been in my life .....so far.
When was the last time you have been pleased by a mans touch?

“Hippie Single DAD, vet, Honest”

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Steamboat Sprgs Colorado

#23 Nov 29, 2013
My nerves get on my nerves.
Technically the neurons on the nerves playing on their own instead of in unison:)compete to see which ones will be nerve racking . Rick

“You're My Sunshine”

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We All need A Little Sunshine

#24 Nov 29, 2013
the way some people chew...:o)

“I care more about my character”

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Since: Jun 11

...... then my reputation

#25 Nov 29, 2013
A damn hangnail and I can't find my clippers ... grrrrr

“"Trust no one"”

Level 1

Since: Jul 13

Drive it, like you stole it

#26 Nov 29, 2013
Jenji wrote:
I get anal about pronunciations. Of course there is the big one, people saying nucular instead of nuclear, supposably instead of supposedly, and a big one these days is hydrogenated. When used in referring to foods, they pronounce it hyDROGenated (accent on the second syllable) well I'm sorry but the Hindenburg did not fly because of hyDROGen. It's pronounced with the accent on the first syllable, HYdrogen. And when you infuse that gas into oil, the oil is HYdrogenated. And those are the kind of little things that bug me!
Not exactly true. By your logic it would be pronounced Sul-FUR-ic when properly pronounced it is Sul-fyur-ic. When it comes to hydrogenated both are considered proper pronunciations in the science community.

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Rockin' USA ;)

#27 Nov 29, 2013
Being in LOVE with someone..AND he doesn't EVEN know..

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#28 Nov 30, 2013
Mosquito's

Level 8

Since: Sep 08

I See A Rainbow!

#29 Nov 30, 2013
Black Ice![while driving in this state this time of year.]
60s chic

Bethlehem, PA

#30 Nov 30, 2013
When I get a flier in the mail that says my favorite dept store has an item on sale that I've been wanting, then when I get there, they're out of that item or my size is sold out. Also, when some items have been purposely marked up around the holidays and they have a sale sticker on it, but you know that it's really being sold at the regular price. This is an old trick that almost all stores pull. Many years ago when I had a job at a local dept store, the buyer told me some of his trade secrets, lol. He instructed me to mark many of the toys up from their original price. But this is suppose to be a sale I said He chuckled and told me that the customer isn't going to know that. He said that just the word SALE alone, was enough to bring droves of people in. There really were some actual sales on items though, so not all was a total rip-off. Savvy shoppers usually knew what was a real sale and what wasn't, but there were also lots of clueless shoppers, too.

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#31 Nov 30, 2013
Hugh Jerrod wrote:
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I have pleased the women that have been in my life .....so far.
When was the last time you have been pleased by a mans touch?
Ouch! That smarted. Man or men?
an_observer

Allentown, PA

#32 Nov 30, 2013
a cold

SUJ

“Your posts still ”

Level 6

Since: Mar 10

make me giggle

#33 Nov 30, 2013
malignant schwannoma

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#35 Dec 1, 2013
People who think they know everything! LOL!

Go Flyers!

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#37 Dec 2, 2013
Not putting the lid down on the commode.
I don't want to walk in the bathroom and smell the lingering aroma of someones last effort permeating the air and towels.

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Level 8

Since: Nov 12

Greensburg, IN

#38 Dec 2, 2013
People that repeat what they say.
Hugh Jerrod

Medford, NY

#39 Dec 2, 2013
madam sin wrote:
<quoted text>
Ouch! That smarted. Man or men?
Either or!!!!

8-)
Marley Money

Medford, NY

#40 Dec 2, 2013
SimplyLoveYou wrote:
Not putting the lid down on the commode.
I don't want to walk in the bathroom and smell the lingering aroma of someones last effort permeating the air and towels.
You would want to smell mine, it smells like roses.

“To be or Not to be..”

Since: Nov 10

Russellville, Tn

#41 Dec 2, 2013
Mexican Hillbilly wrote:
Speaking about little things....I recently went to my doctor....God! I'm so embarrassed by this....I showed him my bright radioactive orange colored penis. He had never seen anything like this before! He asked if I had a strange life style or a strange diet. I told him after I leave work I only go home and watch pornos and eat Cheetos!
LMAO!! ;) I needed a laugh, thanks!!

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#42 Dec 2, 2013
Dumb azz text messages!

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#43 Dec 12, 2013
Marley Money wrote:
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You would want to smell mine, it smells like roses.
Now that is funny. I thought you would be more of a cashmere bouquet type. Got Glade?
lol

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