China asks if 'happy ending' services are illegal

Jun 28, 2013 | Posted by: roboblogger | Full story: The Modesto Bee

In this June 16, 2006 file photo, a policeman, right, watches over two masseuses and their customers during a raid on suspected prostitution activities at a hotel in Changchun, in northeast China's Jilin province.

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Does anyone else think that if Hilary is elected president Bill will be the next ambassador to China?
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Nothing wrong with happy endings.

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Hmmmmm....DON' T think DISNEY would think that!!!!
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This is a sin and an abomination based on the Torah.

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They also eat cats.
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You have to be member of CCP to get a happy ending.

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I like getting rubbed down with 10w-30 motor oil. For the happy ending they use lower unit oil.

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If Ronald McDonald went down on you would it be considered a "Happy Meal"?

(These are the thoughts I ponder)

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Always Wary wrote:
Does anyone else think that if Hilary is elected president Bill will be the next ambassador to China?
Imagine Bill Clinton's voice:

"Sure,I feel your pain.... but mine is to the front side and just a bit lower" :).

"No...just a little lower, and more front"

"That's the spot. Do ya wanna be a intern, baby?"

LOL, old lovable wild Bill would probably just run up the tab on what we already owe China.

Bad Will... simply shameful.

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I like getting rubbed down with 10w-30 motor oil. For the happy ending they use lower unit oil.

Had A ,302 V-8, OMC CObRA® outdrive, Too bad I sold it, Ya'll could have started with Coffee,...
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Jun 28, 2013
 
They're immmm, uhhhh., happy!

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There would be a LOT fewer problems in this world if anyone who wanted it could get a happy ending on a regular or even occasional basis. Imagine all the stress that would be relieved and how that would affect one's demeanor and outlook on everything.

Pent up sexual tension causes a lot of negativity. I don't see any difference in rubbing one part of the body or another when both parties are okay with it.
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Bubbletoes wrote:
There would be a LOT fewer problems in this world if anyone who wanted it could get a happy ending on a regular or even occasional basis. Imagine all the stress that would be relieved and how that would affect one's demeanor and outlook on everything.
Pent up sexual tension causes a lot of negativity. I don't see any difference in rubbing one part of the body or another when both parties are okay with it.
Amen brother!
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Jun 29, 2013
 
I was happier before it ended.
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Jun 29, 2013
 
She did say the little guy looked like Yul Brynner

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Amen brother!
And if everyone could have a happy ending AND a good dump everyday...we might be well on our way to world peace.

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And if everyone could have a happy ending AND a good dump everyday...we might be well on our way to world peace.
...what came first, the happy ending or the good dump?...
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Jun 29, 2013
 
Uyghur (Xinjiang) Independence war, Tibetan-Independence war, Chechen Independence war, and South Ossetia war
must begin now!

WAR!

Remember Pearl Harbor!

China, Taiwan, Germany, Japan, South-Korea, Russia, Iran, North-Korea, al-Qaeda, Pakistan, Asghanistan, Soviet-Unin, EU-countries, Asian-countries, Middle-Eastern-countries, Mexico Brazil, and Iraq
are evil-fascism-communism-empires !

[FOX News]June 29, 2013
China orders round-the-clock patrols in Xinjiang following recent series of bloody clashes
http://www.foxnews.com/world/2013/06/29/china...
Chinese paramilitary troops are conducting round-the-clock patrols in the tense northwestern region of Xinjiang following a series of bloody clashes that have killed at least 56 people.
The order for the patrols by the People's Armed Police was issued by the ruling Communist Party's top law enforcement official Men Jianzhu late Saturday.
Meng said the troops must raise their visibility, maintain a deterrent threat and strengthen the public's sense of security.
The order comes days ahead of the anniversary of a 2009 riot between Xinjiang's native Uighur people and Han Chinese migrants in the regional capital Urumqi that killed nearly 200 people.
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Jun 29, 2013
 
Why can't we talk about happy endings without being interrupted by war mongers?
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Jun 29, 2013
 
2 Cents wrote:
Why can't we talk about happy endings without being interrupted by war mongers?
logically, there will not be a 'happy endings' untill the califorinas sort out if they are gays or not.

notice the 'Modestobee' is a local media of califorina.

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