Grabbing your crotch and launching into spasmic convulsions .....

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Amy

Pulaski, WI

#1 May 4, 2013
A Michael Jackson notation:
Grabbing your crotch and launching into spasmic convulsions (in front of little children) is not considered dancing.

Bwaaaaaaa

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#2 May 4, 2013
You know, TOPIX just gave Me a point for opening and reading this thread, and that leaves Me wondering if I could return the point and just pretend I didn't read it.

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#3 May 4, 2013
Amy wrote:
A Michael Jackson notation:
Grabbing your crotch and launching into spasmic convulsions (in front of little children) is not considered dancing.
Bwaaaaaaa
Helpful notation: Michael Jackson died June 25, 2009.
Amy

Pulaski, WI

#4 May 4, 2013
Absolutely, you short tailed f***ing rodent.

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#5 May 4, 2013
Actually I'm a "lagomorph" which is almost like a rodent, except We have a few more layers of enamel on Our teeth.

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#6 May 4, 2013
never mind. lo siento.
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#7 May 4, 2013
I would rather watch someone grab their crotch ...dance all over the place...in front of my children ...than to see/hear someone speak poorly to others and teach them hate.

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#8 May 4, 2013
Commander Bunny wrote:
You know, TOPIX just gave Me a point for opening and reading this thread, and that leaves Me wondering if I could return the point and just pretend I didn't read it.
A BiG Amen!
Kudos to you~

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Greensburg, IN

#9 May 5, 2013
Commander Bunny wrote:
You know, TOPIX just gave Me a point for opening and reading this thread, and that leaves Me wondering if I could return the point and just pretend I didn't read it.
Yep! He was definitely a "macho" man.
ROTFLMAO
Was his real sex ever determined...was Michel really Michelle, Janets sister?
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#10 May 5, 2013
We always joked around about Michael really being Janet!
Amy

Pulaski, WI

#11 May 5, 2013
Welll, some people say that the lump in his pants was a Bartlett pear. Others say there were 2 bartletts in there.

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#12 May 5, 2013
Amy wrote:
A Michael Jackson notation:
Grabbing your crotch and launching into spasmic convulsions (in front of little children) is not considered dancing.
Bwaaaaaaa
Someone should have told that to George Bush.
Its All Fun And Games

United States

#13 May 5, 2013
Lawrence Wolf wrote:
<quoted text>Someone should have told that to George Bush.
Until you grab someone else's crotch, Larry, ya PERVERT!

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#14 May 5, 2013
Its All Fun And Games wrote:
<quoted text>Until you grab someone else's crotch, Larry, ya PERVERT!
That's not even a coherent insult, Funguy. Now bend over and keep your customers happy.

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#15 May 5, 2013
Sometimes when Im up late at nite, I wonder about if the neighbor will eat all their breakfast, n stuff..
sometimes I think to myself.. Reebs... where did you put the toilet paper..

other times I go outside and look down at the sidewalk, and think,, Should I step on that bug????
Long tall Sally

Pulaski, WI

#16 May 5, 2013
In Baltimore,if you step on a sidewalk bug, thats OK. If you step on a sidewalk crack, that's bad luck.... some one in the next block is going to mug you.
Fuel Pump Patty

Pulaski, WI

#17 May 6, 2013
Dito for Detroit.

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#18 May 6, 2013
Fuel Pump Patty wrote:
Dito for Detroit.
In Detroit they murder you and then they mug you.
Trailer Hitch Hilda

Pulaski, WI

#19 May 6, 2013
In Detroit the first mugger takes the wallet, purse and jewelry. The next one takes the shoes. sometimes the last one takes the socks. ............ I once saw a dead body on the sidewalk. It had rigor-mortice and it was nude ........ except for the dirty underwear.

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#20 May 6, 2013
Trailer Hitch Hilda wrote:
In Detroit the first mugger takes the wallet, purse and jewelry. The next one takes the shoes. sometimes the last one takes the socks.......... I once saw a dead body on the sidewalk. It had rigor-mortice and it was nude ........ except for the dirty underwear.
Where the weak are killed and eaten,,,,,sad world unto itself.

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