Envy the never-conceived

Envy the never-conceived

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Bultwinkle Mousse

Portland, OR

#1 Mar 27, 2013
Of all the people to envy, the ones who have never been conceived are the lucky ones. For they still have the great gift of nonexistence! Of course the next best thing is to be aborted, or to die in vitro because that way you never have to live and experience the world – but unfortunately, you still exist. That is because sadly I don't believe the atheists are right, so the only way to win is to have a non-father who had a vasectomy and therefore you never get dragged into the realm of the living. I envy all the brothers and sisters I don't have! And I hate my parents were having cursed me with being on this planet. It's too bad suicide does not equal nonexistence, because once you are spawned it's too late and the damages done – you exist. And on the other side of the door of death waits the petulant vengeful God who would take his wrath on you if you killed yourself. So we really have no choice but to wait for the horrible march of days to be over. So do your non-children a favor and get fixed immediately so you can never spawn them! I got that done when I was 20, I loved my kids enough never to conceive them.
Ditched in wallmart

Germany

#2 Mar 28, 2013
Bultwinkle Mousse wrote:
Of all the people to envy, the ones who have never been conceived are the lucky ones. For they still have the great gift of nonexistence! Of course the next best thing is to be aborted, or to die in vitro because that way you never have to live and experience the world – but unfortunately, you still exist. That is because sadly I don't believe the atheists are right, so the only way to win is to have a non-father who had a vasectomy and therefore you never get dragged into the realm of the living. I envy all the brothers and sisters I don't have! And I hate my parents were having cursed me with being on this planet. It's too bad suicide does not equal nonexistence, because once you are spawned it's too late and the damages done – you exist. And on the other side of the door of death waits the petulant vengeful God who would take his wrath on you if you killed yourself. So we really have no choice but to wait for the horrible march of days to be over. So do your non-children a favor and get fixed immediately so you can never spawn them! I got that done when I was 20, I loved my kids enough never to conceive them.
You have some very interesting POV's. They offer good food for thought. Aside from the threatening religious aspect; at this moment, I would agree with most of what you wrote.

“I know where you are,”

Level 8

Since: Jun 08

Right here under my thumb

#3 Mar 28, 2013
Bultwinkle Mousse wrote:
Of all the people to envy, the ones who have never been conceived are the lucky ones.
Exactly what area code would the "non-conceived" be in?

The "non-conceived."

Never heard a child laugh.

Never experienced a dog's lick.

Never hit a home run.

Never watched a sunset.

Never learned how to swim.

Never tasted fresh blueberries.

Never learned to ride a bike.

Never experienced a hug from a loved one.

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Never being conceived does have it's drawbacks.
Paradox

Huntington, NY

#4 Mar 28, 2013
Bultwinkle Mousse wrote:
Of all the people to envy, the ones who have never been conceived are the lucky ones. For they still have the great gift of nonexistence! Of course the next best thing is to be aborted, or to die in vitro because that way you never have to live and experience the world – but unfortunately, you still exist. That is because sadly I don't believe the atheists are right, so the only way to win is to have a non-father who had a vasectomy and therefore you never get dragged into the realm of the living. I envy all the brothers and sisters I don't have! And I hate my parents were having cursed me with being on this planet. It's too bad suicide does not equal nonexistence, because once you are spawned it's too late and the damages done – you exist. And on the other side of the door of death waits the petulant vengeful God who would take his wrath on you if you killed yourself. So we really have no choice but to wait for the horrible march of days to be over. So do your non-children a favor and get fixed immediately so you can never spawn them! I got that done when I was 20, I loved my kids enough never to conceive them.
But if you were never born then you could not have shed this beautiful insight unto us!!!! Thank you thank you thank you!!!

God bless your birth!!!(or Allah)

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