A Real Lady Wouldn't.....

Petal Power

“It's a New Dawn”

Since: Feb 14

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#45 Feb 25, 2014
...USE her Butter & Egg money for SEX TOYS...to Please her Hubby...

BUT..For Pen and Paper for her School Age Kiddies!!

Level 9

Since: Jul 11


#46 Feb 25, 2014
A real lady would never open a new door without closing the old one.
Parden Pard

Whitehall, PA

#47 Feb 25, 2014
Whipping a tit out in a restaurant is not cool,,,but sharing and showing scar stories is OK,,,,,,,,say,,,,?
A Lady

Jackson, MO

#48 Feb 25, 2014
A real lady wouldn't be pleased to have a man treat 'her' badly after that happened to him.

A real lady wouldn't be overly concerned with outter appearances or pleasing others in such a way; and would be more concerned with matters of the heart and treating others better than she may have been treated herself.

Jackson, MO

#49 Feb 26, 2014
A Real Lady wouldn't tell secrets another trusted her with.


Level 2

Since: Feb 13

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#51 Feb 26, 2014
Ridicule a man brought to tears.
Hobo Ken

Huntington, NY

#52 Feb 26, 2014
Old Sam wrote:
....phart in the hot tub........
In New Jersey that is actually a welcomed act. Makes the air smell better.

Huntington, NY

#53 Feb 26, 2014
A real lady is not defined......she is seen and known to be a real lady.

“Smokin' Hot'n'Feelin' Groovy”

Level 9

Since: Apr 12

Been There,Done That,Now What?

#54 Feb 26, 2014
A Real Lady Wouldn't Give An Average Joe The Time Of Day

Cape Girardeau, MO

#55 Feb 26, 2014
Crazy Jae wrote:
A Real Lady Wouldn't Give An Average Joe The Time Of Day
Ur rite there

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Chicago, IL

#56 Feb 26, 2014

"Good girls don't, but I do" -- The Knack

“Home is where the heart is.”

Level 7

Since: Feb 11

That would be my cats

#57 Feb 26, 2014
Ladies don't spit, lol

“I'll just kick me down a wall,”

Level 6

Since: Dec 11

And walk outa here!

#58 Feb 26, 2014
guest wrote:
<quoted text>
okay lady, I'm gonna have to ask you to take your finger off the cap lock button and slowly move away from the key board..... That's it.......... It's gonna be alright......... That's better, now breath, relax, there ya go....

“Home is where the heart is.”

Level 7

Since: Feb 11

That would be my cats

#59 Feb 26, 2014
A real lady wouldn't be a gold digger, she can support herself.
Bed hopping looking for money a lady does not make.

<remind anyone of somebody>
that mother of a lady

Marble Hill, MO

#61 Feb 26, 2014
mommy wrote:
<quoted text>
Yes,.....as a matter of fact it does!!!!
This nasty girl I know named Amy:(
me too ,, her name is mom ,, she not happy mom
punish us when she lonely .. poor mom .. she should
have stayed with us and daddy .. we may have had a
better chance .. or not ... hard telling not knowing

love didn't resemble the bible she slapped us with before
quoting a couple of her favorites .. she liked james .. but
i think judah confused her .. she couldn't dig .. too big.

it may be good exercise but .. not if she spends money
minute she gets .. got to have a brand new pair of rollerskates
and gotta have a new skirt for the pta in harper valley. seems
they aren't liking my upbringing' moms got a plan though.
she said a few words with each of them would be all it took.

she was a master at manipulation .. they all smiled when we
walked back out of that auditorium. couple asked for her name
and number .. but mom had too many dates .. blablablabla

Harper Valley PTA

You should have seen my mom in action ... then she ran away
with 17 year old boy down the road a ways. broke daddys heart
but we five children took quite a liking to the idea... daddy didn't
know a lot of what we did when he was away ... working so hard
to keep us in poverty enough to afford plenty of rice and dry milk.

Mother was her name and a real lady she never became .. so I
tried all the harder to break by boyishgirl ways and to become a
lady without much assistance or example....
Mommy dearest .. i didn't want much from her

I never had much more than love to give others myself,.. though I
knew well how to share and love on others .. i didn't learn about
doing same to me ... confusing times ...

A real lady would ignore her sisters in need ... I don't .. ever if I'm able.

I'm not finding song I want ...

“So Hillary Blames the Universe”

Since: Jun 08

..for her peevishness..

#64 Feb 26, 2014
...leave a ring around the hot tub........

United States

#65 Feb 26, 2014
Point and laugh.

“So Hillary Blames the Universe”

Since: Jun 08

..for her peevishness..

#66 Feb 26, 2014
...slosh all the water out the hot tub when she sat down.......
Parden Pard

Whitehall, PA

#67 Feb 26, 2014
Make noise and bubbles in the Hot Tube and make it sound like the bearings on the pump need oiling.
Ed Muntin

Huntington, NY

#68 Feb 27, 2014
.....claim to be fit and sexy while putting other real ladies down.

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