A Real Lady Wouldn't.....

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May 8, 2014
 
Fart

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match for natural stupidity

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Spank the babies.
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Wouldn't be playing on topix
Guess I'm out :)
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May 9, 2014
 
_Baby Boy_ wrote:
Spank the babies.
Umm ,yeah,,? but her spanking the monkey is OK,,,,,!,,right,,?

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GMGMIKE wrote:
... wouldn't go out with me to a formal dinner ...
...you may have something there....

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Wouldn't sit in a chair and spread her legs while wearing a dress!

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Wouldn't sit in a chair and spread her legs while wearing a dress!
She would if we were alone and she wanted to entice me.

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Stand up and pass gas real loud and walk off like nothing happened!

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A real lady wouldn't use anyone....
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honeymylove wrote:
A real lady wouldn't use anyone....
So true honey so true!

A real lady would say excuse me after farting in public.

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interested wrote:
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So true honey so true!
A real lady would say excuse me after farting in public.
LOL!

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Correct her 'love' in front of other's!

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Smell her man's seat when he stands up!

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Real ladies don't fart..........We have tiny puffs of sparkles!
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Nobody 2 Special wrote:
Real ladies don't fart..........We have tiny puffs of sparkles!
That a great way to describe it :-)

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shop for her own Christmas presents.

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Nobody 2 Special wrote:
Real ladies don't fart..........We have tiny puffs of sparkles!
My wife's sparkles sure do smell like sh#t! LoL.

Sorry, couldn't resist :)
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Holly Daze wrote:
shop for her own Christmas presents.
What? I always buy myself a Christmas gift:( once again I guess I'm not a real lady according to topix standards lol

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