A Real Lady Wouldn't.....
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“Artifical intelligence is no”

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Since: Feb 13

match for natural stupidity

#325 May 9, 2014
Spank the babies.
interested

United States

#326 May 9, 2014
Wouldn't be playing on topix
Guess I'm out :)
Parden Pard

Catasauqua, PA

#327 May 9, 2014
_Baby Boy_ wrote:
Spank the babies.
Umm ,yeah,,? but her spanking the monkey is OK,,,,,!,,right,,?

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Since: Jul 11

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#328 May 9, 2014
GMGMIKE wrote:
... wouldn't go out with me to a formal dinner ...
...you may have something there....
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Since: May 13

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#329 May 11, 2014
Wouldn't sit in a chair and spread her legs while wearing a dress!

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Since: Aug 08

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#330 May 11, 2014
Spirit67_ wrote:
Wouldn't sit in a chair and spread her legs while wearing a dress!
She would if we were alone and she wanted to entice me.
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#331 May 15, 2014
Stand up and pass gas real loud and walk off like nothing happened!

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#332 May 15, 2014
A real lady wouldn't use anyone....
interested

Huntington, WV

#333 May 15, 2014
honeymylove wrote:
A real lady wouldn't use anyone....
So true honey so true!

A real lady would say excuse me after farting in public.
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Since: May 13

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#334 May 15, 2014
interested wrote:
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So true honey so true!
A real lady would say excuse me after farting in public.
LOL!
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#335 May 15, 2014
Correct her 'love' in front of other's!
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#336 May 15, 2014
Smell her man's seat when he stands up!

“Don't worry about me, I"m fine”

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Since: Aug 13

middle of nowhere

#337 May 16, 2014
Real ladies don't fart..........We have tiny puffs of sparkles!
interested

Huntington, WV

#338 May 16, 2014
Nobody 2 Special wrote:
Real ladies don't fart..........We have tiny puffs of sparkles!
That a great way to describe it :-)

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#339 May 16, 2014
shop for her own Christmas presents.

“If it ain't broke don't fix it”

Level 9

Since: Jul 09

Arcadia, LA.

#340 May 16, 2014
Nobody 2 Special wrote:
Real ladies don't fart..........We have tiny puffs of sparkles!
My wife's sparkles sure do smell like sh#t! LoL.

Sorry, couldn't resist :)
interested

United States

#341 May 16, 2014
Holly Daze wrote:
shop for her own Christmas presents.
What? I always buy myself a Christmas gift:( once again I guess I'm not a real lady according to topix standards lol

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