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A real lady wouldn't talk about her
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Ual relations on topixs... Oops I guess I'm not a "lady". Oh well I just can't help myself.... Oh yes! oh yes! oh yes! as I repeated several times earlier today...

“If it ain't broke don't fix it”

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honeymylove wrote:
A real lady wouldn't bend over spreading her legs when picking up something off the floor....
I don't know what kind of lady it is that would do that, but please send one of 'em my way please :)

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dragoon70056 wrote:
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I don't know what kind of lady it is that would do that, but please send one of 'em my way please :)
:o)

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Measure and tell.
;-)

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And walk outa here!

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A real lady wouldn't...... Hmmmm............ Seeing how I'm married to a real lady I really can't think of anything.

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It takes a real man to say nice things about his lady...thumbs up for liam.

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#310
May 6, 2014
 
A Real Lady..WOULDN'T Tell HIS Mama..THAT he LIED to Her,!!

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#311
May 6, 2014
 
A real lady lol what is a real lady anyway? To me a real lady would be someone you could see... Blah blah blah just joshing

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...stole my big sprinkler.....

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...a real lady wouldn't eat the last 3 tamales.........
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A real lady would drop her panties for George Clooney.
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May 7, 2014
 
Parden Pard wrote:
A real lady would drop her panties for George Clooney.
Wtfe lol

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...Continue to call a Beau AFTER..he DUMPED Her!!!

“Gone Fishin', bye!”

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Wouldn't lie about what she has waiting at home.

“Hi!”

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SLY WEST wrote:
Wouldn't lie about what she has waiting at home.
Like a chocolate cake? Pot roast? LOL! I'm just kidding :)

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#318
May 8, 2014
 
Post fake movie titles with "Mohican" in it.

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May 8, 2014
 
Brandiiiiiiii wrote:
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Like a chocolate cake? Pot roast? LOL! I'm just kidding :)
Ehhh, something like that, Dam gurl, now ya got me all hungry,,, better be some spuds in that pot roast,:^)

“Don't harsh my mellow, man!”

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Brandiiiiiiii wrote:
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Like a chocolate cake? Pot roast? LOL! I'm just kidding :)
Hahahaha!! I love your sense of humor!

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#321
May 8, 2014
 
Yours too, Sly! But you should know that already, right?

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Hippichick wrote:
Yours too, Sly! But you should know that already, right?
Thank you Hippi, that was a very nice thing to say. It's still good to be reminded from time to time, lol. And I must say you have a unique sense of humor(not many on here will break out the bong with me:) and a good taste in musi, youre a good one 4 sho'

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#323
May 8, 2014
 
... wouldn't go out with me to a formal dinner ...

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