Craigslist mom seeks hottie to take Harvard-bound son's virginity in exchange for new car

Jul 19, 2013 | Posted by: roboblogger | Full story: 100.1 Sunny100 FM

Everybody knows that Craigslist is the best place in the world to find random, possibly diseased sex partners and crappy furniture nobody wants.

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Gay

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Leave the poor kid alone.

Any guy who has to have mommy help him hook up is hopeless.

“Sing a song of 6 pence”

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Call me old fashioned,,,, but,,,,,no. So wrong in so many ways.

“ASPIRE 2 INSPIRE B4 U EXPIRE”

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Jul 19, 2013
 
It worked for generations of young men. Dad would take them to the local pleasure palace and introduce them to the pleasures of the flesh. Courtesans were employed to teach the naive young boys. Nothing new.
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Kid obviously takes after his father...

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Jul 19, 2013
 

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I guess she'll start her hook-up hunt at the Greyhound Station.

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REDNECK HIPPIE wrote:
It worked for generations of young men. Dad would take them to the local pleasure palace and introduce them to the pleasures of the flesh. Courtesans were employed to teach the naive young boys. Nothing new.
Yes, of course I understand that. This however is a whole 'nother ball of wax.
In your scenario, the tradition results in a respect for the lady of the evening, the >cough< social services she is providing, and a (traditionally?) masculine bonding experience between father son and the Men's World.
What the supposed mother in this story is trying to do is to purchase what is known as The Girlfriend Experience.
But she is going about it all wrong.
Tempting a young lady into prostituting herself while pretending to have an interest and love affair with the young man. A young man who I suspect may very well be gay or celibate by choice. This is not only a initiation as you delicately and aptly describe. It is out right fraud, emotional abuse, solicitation and manipulation of the worse kind.
Imho it will not end well for any of the parties involved.
This woman has watched Risky Business to many times late at night alone; while her husband avoided her by staying at the club or with a courtesan.
On that note too; I wouldn't think a woman of the world would be advertising in a local swap meet rag.:\
Kris

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What's wrong with the MOM?! Education first! If he is going to Harvard, why wreck it for him!! What happens if the girl seems nice, but isn't! And decides all she wants is the car, money and a sex! Now a days, some girls(not all of them) only want material things! Don't worry MOM, young boys aren't going to tell their Mommy I have sex or even if they did have a girlfriend! At that age, they kind a like their privacy! STRESS ON EDUCATION! NOT ON LOSING YOUR VIRGINITY!!!!
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This guy is a sore loser and has no hope in life if he has to have his mother get him laid.

SUJ

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I think this is not only borderline illegal but the worse case of helicopter mothering that can be imagined.
For goodness sakes, call on an uncle or close male family friend to mentor the novice.
There are some places parents should not go.
This is one of them.

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Jul 21, 2013
 
REDNECK HIPPIE wrote:
It worked for generations of young men. Dad would take them to the local pleasure palace and introduce them to the pleasures of the flesh. Courtesans were employed to teach the naive young boys. Nothing new.
only the nerdy parents with nerds for sons did that.
lol
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Jul 21, 2013
 

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Jul 22, 2013
 
Way to go MOM!

Now THAT's a role-model Mother.

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PFfff wrote:
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only the nerdy parents with nerds for sons did that.
lol
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Nah, the well off and the blue collar folks did it for generations. Not just those "nerdy" kids.

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Jul 23, 2013
 
REDNECK HIPPIE wrote:
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Nah, the well off and the blue collar folks did it for generations. Not just those "nerdy" kids.
lol
either way, im sure their sons appreciated it!
such nice parents...
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Jul 23, 2013
 
"Everybody knows that Craigslist is the best place in the world to find random, possibly diseased sex partners and crappy furniture nobody wants."

Maybe she should just buy him an old couch to hump to start with.

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Jul 24, 2013
 
Fisherman 808 wrote:
"Everybody knows that Craigslist is the best place in the world to find random, possibly diseased sex partners and crappy furniture nobody wants."
Maybe she should just buy him an old couch to hump to start with.
wasn't there a yellow couch for sale?
lol

remember that story? ya gotta admit, u learn a lot on the internet. lol

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